- Yeah, College Humor Founders Day is gonna be lit.

- We've got the supplies to a fucking rave.

- Strap in gentlemen, it's time to go hard.

(cheers)

- Oh, fuck.

There are kids at this party.

- So now I'm thinking

"what was in this pill he gave me, right?"

That's when she takes off...

Hi.

Hi, I'm Caden.

I'm seven years old.

- Fine.

- Yesterday, I saw a license plate from Arizona.

- Cool.

- So, you have a one year old?

- Actually she's 14 months.

- Oh, that must

that must be cool?

- Oh, it's so cool.

And I can tell you now

she's finally sleeping through the night

which took a long time because she's a little bit

off the mark with that.

We've started sleep training lately,

but you know every pediatrician says

- Whoa, what, oh, we're doing homework.

It's homework, it's just, it's school.

You guys like school right?

- Arizona has the Grand Canyon.

The Grand Canyon is really long,

and really deep.

- It was everywhere, and it wasn't a color found in nature.

Do you know what I mean?

Oh, here she is.

- This is Madison.

- Hi Madison.

- Say hi, Madison.

Say hi, say hi, Madison.

Say hi to Zach.

- And those are my favorite kind of rocks

in the Grand Canyon.

I need to go potty.

Where's the bathroom?

(coughs)

- Oh mother fuck.

- Well, we just got her down for a nap.

- Great, have you seen the final episode of West World?

- No, it's all Arthur for me.

- Arthur, did you say Arthur?

- We love Arthur.

- Arthur.

- This sucks.

- Right?

- It's impossible to have fun at a party with kids.

- Well, we could be like Katie.

- So you spray the K2 right on the tobacco

and let it dry.

Now, this shit's like fucking bath salts and it's legal.

- Your teeth are loose like mine.

- Thank you.

- Fuckin' A.

Fuckin' A, alright who wants to try spice?

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