I broke you... how have you come back?

You think you're the only one who could learn the strength to escape?

I did not escape

The child of Ra's al Ghul made the climb

But he is not the child of Ra's al Ghul...

I am.

What?

Miranda...

Talia... al Ghul

Here to finish my father's work

But... we totally had sex.

Yes I-I know

No, like... hardcore

Three times

It was all a cruel ploy to gain your confidence

That was a cruel ploy?

Sign me up for another

It was great

When the mission is at hand, no act is off limits

Oh, I agree

Nothing was off limits

It was like an "all-you-can-fuck" buffet

Okay Bruce, that's enough

Okay, let's get back on track

You must be wondering how we came to this moment, Mr. Wayne

Lemme see if I recollect...

some stuff happened...

you sucked my dick...

My father-

like a lot

My father never accepted Bane

How was that, by the way?

Are you done?

I hadn't showered that day

and I fight crime in a rubber suit

Really seals in the flavor

Ugh, dude, Jesus

My father only saw a monster

who could not be tamed

You tamed my monster--

Okay, just shut up! Okay?

...with your mouth--

STOP!

...and two other places--

O-okay

-in an order that would surprise you

Enough!

(ass, mouth, vag)

Alright, that's it!

That's my lover I'm speaking to; I am her protector

That's ironic

'cause we didn't use any protection

and I offered!

You motherfuc-

No, no, no Bane, it's fine

These words will be his last

Her last words were:

"Spit in my mouth!"

Okay, do you understand what's happening right now?

A bomb is about to blow up Gotham and I've stabbed you!

I stabbed you first.

Okay.

...with my dick.

I-I got it

Just to clarify, guy who breathes through a crab

It's not the first time one of us has

shoved nine hard inches up into somebody's ribs

It wasn't nine inches

Except what I did to her

she looooved it

Enough!

Soon you will feel the fire of 12 million souls you failed!

So what you are saying is by

touching that red spot in just the right way

there's an explosion?

Exactly.

We get it

You know I'm good at it

I'll do the alphabet

A is for Alfred, B is for bats

It's a clitoris, I get it, I get it

You don't have to show me (I've found it!) I get it

I'm the world's greatest detective!

Give it-

Yes, how does it feel to have something hard

penetrate your body?

No? Nothing?

I mean I can think of like ten off of that

I'm sorry

All sex jokes aside, I am losing quite a bit of blood

You're an idiot

Alright, fuck this, I am just gonna blow up Gotham now

Goodbye, my love

Wait, are you crying right now?

Jesus... his face is all wet

Like mine was at the beginning-

Andddd he's back

-and yours was at the end

Press the button!

You gave Gordon a way to block my signal

No matter, you bought yourself 11 minutes

What you should buy yourself...

is another pair of panties

I totally hid these from you when you were in the John

So gross.

That's a lot of memories

You want a little?

Which ones of these tubes you smell out of?

Uh-ugh

Now, you have my permission to cry