DOZENS OF STAFFERS AT THE WHITE HOUSE AND IN THE ADMINISTRATION,

AND IT TURNS OUT, NOT GOOD NEWS.

DONALD TRUMP, A BIT OF A CHILD.

THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT WE WARNED YOU ABOUT, BUT LET ME GIVE YOU

SPECIFICS.

THE NEW YORK TIMES EXPLAINS --

OH MY GOD.

OH, THE FATE OF THE FREE WORLD RIDES ON THIS

GUY.

I'VE BEEN THERE, BROTHER.

I WAS THERE IN THIRD GRADE.

I

REMEMBER IN LAW SCHOOL, JUST TRYING TO GET THE HELL OUT OF

THERE, I FILLED IT WITH GRAPHS AND MAPS, 25 PAGES, I HAD 10

PAGES OF MAPS AND GRAPHS.

BUT YOU ARE THE PRESIDENT, THE

COMMANDER-IN-CHIEF.

EVEN THE THREE TO SIX PAGES OBAMA HAD, I

REMEMBER FUN OF THAT -- IF THEY CAN'T CONTAIN NORTH KOREA POLICY

TO SIX PAGES, LET'S GO SEVEN.

BUT THIS GUY IS DOWN TO ONE PAGE

WITH LOTS OF PICTURES.

A WHITE HOUSE OFFICIAL SAID --

OH MY GOD, WHAT HAVE WE DONE?

AND I'M JUST GETTING STARTED.

WE'RE GOING TO POLITICO.

GET A LOAD OF THIS OPENING SENTENCE --

OH, IS IT HARDER THAN YOU THOUGHT IT WAS?

OF COURSE IT'S

HARD!

YOU ARE THE LEADER OF THE FREE WORLD, THE PRESIDENT OF THE

UNITED STATES.

OH MY GOD, WHAT A CHILD, WHAT A CHILD.

AGAIN, THIS

IS ACCORDING TO NOT US, THEM.

INSIDERS.

HERE --

GUYS, THIS IS WHY I TOLD YOU DURING THE PRIMARIES WHEN HE

LOST IOWA AND HE SAID IT TURNS OUT THERE IS A THING CALLED A

GROUND GAME, I DIDN'T KNOW THAT, YOU HAVE TO GET OUT THE VOTE,

HUH?

FORGET THAT HE LOST IOWA, FORGET EVERYTHING ELSE, EXCEPT

FOR JESUS, WHO GOES INTO A PRESIDENTIAL RACE, IT'S THE

FIRST AND MOST IMPORTANT CONTEST, AND YOU DON'T KNOW YOU

HAVE TO GET OUT THE VOTE?

THAT'S A GUY WHO NEVER DOES HIS

HOMEWORK.

THAT'S A SPOILED BRAT.

NOW WHEN YOU HAVE THAT GUY

INSIDE THE WHITE HOUSE AND HE'S LIKE, HUH, TURNS OUT THERE WILL

BE INFIGHTING AND SOMETIMES COURTS WON'T LET ME DO WHAT I

WANT, I DIDN'T KNOW I WASN'T KING.

HE DOESN'T KNOW ANYTHING

ABOUT OUR GOVERNMENT.

WHAT HAVE WE DONE?

IT DOESN'T GET ANY

BETTER --

LET'S PAUSE THERE FOR A SECOND.

YOU GUYS HAVE ALL MET A

GUY LIKE THIS, WHO IS INSECURE AND IF HE GETS CAUGHT

FLAT-FOOTED, WHICH IN TRUMP'S CASE IS ALMOST ALWAYS -- I

DIDN'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT THAT ANYWAY, GET A LOAD OF TWO PANTS

OVER HERE, WANTS TO TALK ABOUT THAT -- ANYWAY, STEVE, GIVE HIM

THE ANSWER.

SO YES, STEVE BANNON IS THE PRESIDENT.

PAUL RYAN,

DONALD TRUMP DOESN'T EVEN LIKE HIM.

SUPPORTERS WERE TRYING TO

GET RYAN FIRED, BUT NOW THAT HE HIS PRESIDENT, HE DOESN'T WANT

TO BE PRESIDENT.

HE LIKES THE JOB IN THE TITLE, HE LIKES THE

OFFICE, BUT HE IS LIKE, OH, PRESIDENT-ING, THAT IS SO HARD.

PAUL, TAKE IT FROM HERE.

AND --

THEY ARE AFRAID TO TELL HIM STUFF BECAUSE THE CHILD ISN'T

GOING TO UNDERSTAND IT.

HE HAS THE NUCLEAR FOOTBALL.

HE HAS IT.

HE'S IN CHARGE OF THE MOST POWERFUL MILITARY EVER BUILT BY

MAN, AND HIS NATIONAL SECURITY COUNCIL THINKS YOU CAN'T TALK TO

JOFFREY BECAUSE HE'S AN IDIOT AND DOESN'T UNDERSTAND SIMPLE

STATEMENTS AND INTELLIGENCE BRIEFINGS AND POLICY ISSUES.

GOD

HELP US ALL.

SOME FOLKS ON THE NATIONAL SECURITY COUNCIL DON'T

LIKE THAT HE HAS POLITICIZED THINGS, K.T.

MCFARLAND HAS COME

IN THERE AND DURING WHAT SHOULD BE APOLITICAL DISCUSSIONS ABOUT

NATIONAL SECURITY, TALKING ABOUT HOW WE NEED TO MAKE AMERICA

GREAT AGAIN -- THIS IS NOT THE CAMPAIGN, FOCUS ON THE ISSUES.

SOME PEOPLE IN THE NATIONAL SECURITY COUNCIL AREN'T HAPPY

WITH TRUMP, KEEP IT REAL, THAT'S PART OF THIS PROCESS.

SOME HAVE

A VESTED INTEREST IN MAKING TRUMP LOOK BAD BECAUSE THEY

DON'T AGREE WITH HIM AND THINK HE IS A DANGER TO THE REPUBLIC.

THEY ARE LIKELY RIGHT BUT THE DETAILS ARE CONFIRMED BY DOZENS

OF PEOPLE.

LET'S GO TO ONE OF HIS FRIENDS.

HE HAS EVERY REASON

TO STICK UP FOR TRUMP, IT'S CHRISTOPHER RUDDY, HE'S BEEN ALL

OVER THE MEDIA, NEWSMAX CEO.

HE IS SUPER RIGHT WING, RUNS A

RIGHT WING WEBSITE, HE'S BEEN FRIENDS WITH TRUMP FOR A WHILE.

HE SAYS --

HE WENT IN KNOWING A DAMN THING.

OF COURSE RUNNING THE

FEDERAL GOVERNMENT IS NEW TO HIM, IT'S NEW TO EVERYBODY.

THAT

IS WHY YOU STUDY AND GET READY.

HERE IS ONE OF HIS BEST FRIENDS

SAYING OF COURSE HE DOESN'T KNOW ANYTHING.

HE'LL PICK IT UP, HE'S

ALREADY PRESIDENT, PROBABLY AT SOME POINT HE WILL PICK IT UP

BEFORE WE ALL DIE, BUT GOOD LUCK.

FAST LEARNER.

BESIDES

WHICH, HE LIKES MAPS.

MORE FROM POLITICO --

OH GOD, OH GOD.

THIS CHILD IS WALKING AROUND LIKE, THAT IS

SHINY, I LIKE THAT.

THEY EXPLAIN IN THE REST OF THE ARTICLE TOO

PAINFUL TO QUOTE, HOW HE BRINGS PEOPLE INTO THE OVAL OFFICE AND

SHOWS AROUND -- I KNOW EVERY PRESIDENT SHOWS OFF THE OVAL

OFFICE, BUT IN THE CONTEXT OF EVERYTHING ELSE, HE IS SHOWING

PEOPLE SHINY OBJECTS BECAUSE HE CAN'T FOCUS ON PAST ONE PAGE.

WE HAVE A REAL ISSUE IN AMERICA --

SPOILED BRAT BULLY.

HA HA, SEAH, THEY HAD A GIRL PLAY YOU.

SHINY OBJECT!

MAPS!

MOST POWERFUL MAN

ON EARTH.

AND --

PART OF THE REASON WHY HE IS NOW THINKING OF FIRING MIKE

FLYNN, FOR GOOD REASON, REINCE PRIEBUS BECAUSE HE DIDN'T LIKE

THE WAY THINGS STARTED -- THAT'S YOU, KNUCKLEHEAD.

SEAN IS

BEING PLAYED BY A GIRL, THINKING OF FIRING HIM.

EVERYONE IS ON

EDGE AND THERE ARE POWER STRUGGLES.

THAT HAPPENS WHEN

THERE IS NO ONE IN CHARGE.

AN EFFECTIVE MANAGER WOULD SET THE

TONE AND BE CLEAR, SAY REINCE PRIEBUS IS MY CHIEF OF STAFF,

THINGS WILL FLOW THROUGH HIM, I WON'T UNDERMINE HIM THREE WEEKS

IN, I'LL LET HIM DO HIS JOB AND HERE IS THE CHAIN OF COMMAND AND

HEAR HIS REPORT TO.

INSTEAD TRUMP IS LIKE, WHO WAS IN THE

ROOM LAST?

SQUIRREL!

YOU CHILD, YOU JOFFREY.

WHAT HAVE WE DONE?

OKAY --

I KNOW THERE ARE A LOT OF TRUMP SUPPORTERS OUT THERE.

COME

ON, GUYS.

HE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW THE COURT CAN STOP THE PRESIDENT

FROM DOING SOME THINGS BECAUSE THEY HAVE TO CHECK IF IT IS

LEGAL OR CONSTITUTIONAL.

I DON'T CARE HOW ALT RIGHT YOU ARE, YOU

KNOW THAT.

YOU TOOK CIVICS AND EIGHTH GRADE, YOU KNOW THE

JUDICIARY GETS TO DECIDE WHAT IS LEGAL AND CONSTITUTIONAL, THE

EXECUTIVE BRANCH IS CHECKED BY THE OTHER BRANCHES, YOU KNOW

THAT.

THIS CHILD DOESN'T KNOW IT AND HE'S THE PRESIDENT.

AND HE

WENT IN THAT UNPREPARED.

HE HAS PUT ALL OF US IN GRAVE DANGER.

FINALLY, POLITICO REPORTS --

HAS IT?

HAS IT BEEN TOUGH ON THE BABY?

MY GOD, MAN.

YOU HAVE

A HEAVY, HEAVY RESPONSIBILITY.

AND IF YOU AS A MANCHILD CANNOT

BEAR IT, STEP ASIDE BEFORE YOU GET ALL OF US IN A WORLD OF

TROUBLE.

IN YOUR CASE, LITERALLY.

I DON'T CARE IF YOUR

FEELINGS ARE BRUISED, I DON'T CARE IF YOU'VE BEEN CRYING ALL

NIGHT AND YOU JUST LIKE PICTURES AND YOU DON'T LIKE WORDS -- BUT

FOR GOD'S SAKE, THIS IS A SERIOUS JOB.

REMEMBER, HE'S

NEVER HAD A BOSS, HE'S NEVER HAD A REAL JOB.

HIS DADDY GAVE HIM

$200 MILLION TO PLAY WITH AND EVERY TIME HE SCREWED IT UP HIS

DAD CAME AND RESCUED HIM. $3 MILLION IN ATLANTIC CITY, $7

MILLION IN ANOTHER PROJECT, HE BAILED HIM OUT, HE WENT BANKRUPT

SIX TIMES.

I TOLD YOU THIS, IT'S NOT PARTISAN, IT'S BECAUSE THIS

GUY IS DANGEROUSLY INCOMPETENT, A SPOILED BRAT WHO NEVER HAD TO

WORK FOR A LIVING.

HE GOES INTO THE WHITE HOUSE AND HE'S

WANDERING AROUND IN A BATHROBE AND HAS NO IDEA WHAT TO DO, AND

DOES NOT HAVE THE CAPACITY TO LEARN.

WE'RE ALL IN A WORLD OF

DANGER HERE.

I DON'T KNOW WHEN THE MANCHILD LEAVES, BUT EVERY

DAY HE'S IN THERE IS A DANGER TO THE REPUBLIC.

AND UNFORTUNATELY

TO THE ENTIRE WORLD.