BARF! BARF BARF BARF WOOF WOOF WOOF!

muh BARF

(when a commercial mentions memes or the internet)

HYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

What have you done to me!?

My butt feels weird!

I am cat.

I'M A DOG (BARF)

(when a cute girl walks in)

BRABRABRABRABRABRABRABRA. BRAH.BRAH.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh] Hey what's going on here?

[EHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH] Uh... oh he seems mad. Ha, Ho no no ah no AW SHIT

F*CK YOU

(When your crush tells a joke)

(assorted mumbling)

(degenerate dog is happy)

Er wow bow woof (Phone: This is dog.)

woof, woof woof woof?

WOOF, BITCH!

(when your mom asks you go get up)

Say woof again! SAY WOOF AGAIN!

(?)

Hey Chica, whats goin on?

I DUNNO!

(pool dog is cpool)

DAD WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!

(breaking fourth wall)