BARF! BARF BARF BARF WOOF WOOF WOOF!

BARF BARF BARF BARF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF!

muh BARF

我是個barf

(when a commercial mentions memes or the internet)

痾...請停止!喔~上天啊!為啥要這樣子阿!?

HYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

痾啊啊啊啊!

What have you done to me!?

你對我做了什麼?

My butt feels weird!

我的屁股感覺怪怪的?!

I am cat.

我是隻貓嗎?

I'M A DOG (BARF)

我是隻狗!BARF

(when a cute girl walks in)

嘿

BRABRABRABRABRABRABRABRA. BRAH.BRAH.

aBoRf BARF BorFBARF BERF AHBAR AHBAR HBAR BARF!!

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

ooOOOOGGHHHHHEOOOGHHHEHHHHH?

[Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh] Hey what's going on here?

*咆哮*嘿 這裡發生了什麼事？ *咆哮加劇* 喔 他似乎瘋了！

[EHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH] Uh... oh he seems mad. Ha, Ho no no ah no AW SHIT

*咆哮加劇*哦，哦，哦，哦不，喔不，喔不，屎定了！

F*CK YOU

去你的!

(When your crush tells a joke)

哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈

(assorted mumbling)

ㄅ拉ㄅ拉ㄅ拉ㄅ拉ㄅ拉ㄅ拉ㄅ拉ㄅ拉ㄅ拉ㄅ拉ㄅ拉ㄅ拉

(degenerate dog is happy)

EAGRSMJHGGFBCGMJGHFXMBXGDHFMHGHNBVXJHGXMJGHVN

Er wow bow woof (Phone: This is dog.)

Eherwerbowoof

woof, woof woof woof?

我是狗狗!汪 汪 汪

WOOF, BITCH!

汪 汪?*從手機傳出莫名其妙的噪音*

(when your mom asks you go get up)

汪 婊子!

Say woof again! SAY WOOF AGAIN!

Bow wouegh

(?)

再說一次 汪!再說一次 汪!

Hey Chica, whats goin on?

eUUUGHHEGH

I DUNNO!

嘿Chika，這是怎麼回事？

(pool dog is cpool)

我不知道

DAD WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!

aHHHEUGH

(breaking fourth wall)

爸!為啥~~?!