You okay? You've got something growing up here

This is where I'm sitting, so if you end up in the High Teens, you know where to find me

Today will not suck (sighs)

Hi

Hello, my God

Hi, I'm Renzo

I have achieved puberty and I'm in a rock band

I'm Walter, I've also achieved puberty

I'm Francie Millner's first nanny

I can smell the toilets from here, that's how well we know the bride and groom

I'm Eloise, I got dumped by Francie's brother, the best man back there at Table 1

Uhh, no kidding

This is a great table, it's a great one

No, it isn't

Yes

No, it isn't

We didn't think you'd be coming. You RSVP'd no, and then yes on an RSVP card that you barbequed

After two years you break up with me over text

{Shh}

''Good luck with your future endeavours.'' Were you firing me? What the-

PHOTOGRAPHER: Right here

Do you know what Francie's mother calls Table 19?

The table that should have known to send regrets, but not before sending something nice off the registry

What?

The table that could disappear in the middle of the wedding and no one would even notice

We're the table of people they don't care about?

What the hell are we doing back here?

Let's go

What if you came here for a different reason today?

What if you went away with something better?

\\ We could be beautiful \\

Do you ever have that kind of day where

the things that come so easy to everyone else just seem so, elusive?

\\ Say you'll never let me go \\

No

Yeah, me neither

I come to you asking for Megan Ann's hand in this dance,

and the rest of her body along with that hand

This is not gonna happen

So you can just stand awkwardly in front of another table

This is lovely, dancing with you

How did I not just get kissed?

It happens more often than you think

You are Romeo and Juliet and we all wish you the same happy ending

\\ Say you'll never let me go \\

I will give you $20 if you stand up right now

Alright

Hmm

What?

Honey?

Oh

How long have you worked here?