Welcome back to Resident Evil Part 2.

Thank you for joining me on another episode

We're doing this whole game together

Just like good 'ol times.

I don't think we finished the first chapter.

Okay we really gotta phone call.

Goddamnit Zoella is in on this.

Goddamn it Zoe!

Fuck!

I don't think I wanna go.

I don't think I wanna go.

Uh the reviews are in on this game...

A lot of people are praising it, Im so glad to be playing it.

I talk a lot about games and shit in general.

Uh, but whenever i find a game that I really and truly enjoy

playing

To be sharing it online with you guys... Its such a fucking cool thing.

Literally everyone is playing this fucking game on YouTube

Right now like it's soo popular.

But I appreciate that you chose- ha- to watch this with me.

Ha- of all people *Sarcasm*

My god Okay

You know, when your girlfriend comes back to life- that's a good que- at least you know in my opinion-

That you should just- should just- get the fuck out.

Also a thing that you bros pointed out was that in the VHS tape they kick in the door-

And then all of a sudden the door is back and not broken anymore...

I just wanted to point that out really quick while I pretend that I- know-

where I'm going..

Oh yeah! We have the bolt cutter now.

Forgot about that... What are we using?

Hey! Look at that!

Why didn't we smack out girlfriend with that one..? No offence...

hey, there's the fuse.

We can use the stairs thing now...

Let's do that...

WOAH!

Wha- Fuck no, she's back. Oh my God I can't handle this.

My poor heart.

Fuck.

erm. Wheres the f- cabinet, here it is.

Got it.

Pretty straight forward, i like this menu.

Pretty cool.

P-cool i like it alot.

Alright now that we dont that

see im good a- AHH

No it's not you

Where the fuck did she came

Don't stab me an- oh

Can you stop!

Jesus

AAHHHHH

How is my hand..not. Fuck thats the second time she did that.

Pull it out

Pull it out!!

Oh shit

Oh shit

Oh..Ohh... oh hell no

OOh no oohh

AAAHHH!!!

The fuck!

Jesus

Christ

But i fixed the stairs

Oh she sawed off my arm

I wounder if a health pack.. use a health pack

That'll make it grow back.

Ahh that's bad.

Ahh what the fuck?

Fuck..ugh

Ugh not on the painting, jesus.

Its going everywhere

Ah god no i need a

I need to escape

Here we go

Bitch

Got 'em

Save

This is fucking crazy

Jesus christ

I think when your girlfriend saws off

Your err.. arm with a chainsaw

That's a good- thats a good time to be like

Maybe this relationship isnt working out

Hey there's the stairs.

That'll save my arm.

Hello?

Yeah dont mind me im just bleeding out.

No big deal.

Dont worry about it.

Did i give up on my arm?

See, remember before when i said we need to confirm the kill

Alright

Always confirm the kill.

We got handgun ammo

Jav la.. oh my god.. fuckin

Im so on edge

It's ridiculous

Damn you look good, hey pa pa

ah fuck what was that

Damn.. yo-you g- you ladies keep rocking man

Ok if we got hand gun ammo

That means theres a gun

Where is the gun

Oh my god

More hand gun ammo.. but wheres the

Pistol

K.. i suppose we go up stairs

I dont know

How we climb this

NOOOOOOOAHHHHH!!!!!

FUCK!!!

Nooo

Ah i think we need a gun

Real fucking bad right now

Umm

I dont know

Dont hurt the- dont hurt them they didnt do anything

Fuck this bitch is fucking terrifying

My god

Wheres the fucking gun

More ammo- i dont need more i need a gun

yes!

Get the gun get the gun

M719 Motherfucker

Cant reload

ugh - is she walking through the fucking wall?

ok

Alright

Ok, well that didnt go like super well

Or anything

Ok its a boss battle i get it- i get it

We gotta kill that bitch

Hey Mia!

Why dont you make a pizza

Because your name is mama m- ia

GOTEM

Alright bitch

Ah just let me..

Got 'em

What th- what the

Ok.. we- i think tha- she seemed like on- one shot kill cam

Kinda thing

Shes running

Jesus fucking christ

Can you stop doing that?! It fucking hurt

Oh my God I'm really low...

I don't know what you're talking about

I HATE WHEN SHE CHARGES!!

Fuck it scares me so much

Okay... We're fine...

Everything's fine, this happens like every

Every now and then

Just a...

Pour that on my little crippled arm

Why won't you just fucking die

YESSS!!!

YESS!!

Hi five!! FUCK YOU!!

CONFIRM THE KILL!! That's what I say, confirm the kill

Not on my fucking watch you're gonna come back again

Im just wasting ammo at this point.

but thats fucking right i showed you, i showed you mother fucker

That's fucking right.. poke one in the ass

aaw she said '' i love you''

I dont care

You saw off my arm- mmh

ahh

ugh SHI--

STOP

When will it fucking stop

No my face

Great.

Excellent.

Ok.

I see how it is.

Umm

He- he just threw us out the house

No what the fuck is that

Is that.

Like a ss- cy

-Clops

Cyborg?

Cyborg??

Really Pewds

Really

The ones with two heads. what are they called

Cyclops.

Right?

Is that whats that's - one eye

Ogres.

Its an Ogre

Ohh what- what are they gonna do to me.

Wait what?

Did she just fucking staple my arm together?

What the hell is that all about.

Now thats some crazy fucking

Shit.

All you need is staples?

We've been doing science wrong all along

Great.

Are yo- are you into this?

I kinda enjoy the fact we were gonna play with

One hand

But

I guess i can.. ugh

Jees

Oh my go-od

Are they wearing masks?

UGH-h-h shit

Grandma

'Its good'

'Not again?'

'Not again?'

Oh my god

No i dont want to eat that

eew ugh

ugh

*gagging*

ugh its scare pewdi- ugh

You made that

This is so fucking weird

No

No

What the fuck

I bet its that cop

thats.. fucking weird

i wonder how my face looks like.

So i still have my arm.

Granny

Psst.. hey granny Psst

Come on wake up

Granny

You gotta save me

You're my only hope granny

Ahh fuck.

I have to get the hell out of here

Hey im fine, how bout that

Granny

We're going to run away together.

*Granny voice* im to old

Shut up granny

Im gonna make it out of here alive

One way or another

hm

Food looks pretty good actually

Pretty good

Alright wheres the exit

Where am i?

Im disoriented

Did the house change?

It Did didnt it?

The fuck is this

Could this be a way out

Secured tape

Sorry guys if I missed something this is my first time doing subtitles...