Ummmm..

Since about 2004

(sigh)

Oh, come on!!!

(growling)

Barkeep!

Whoa!!

It would have been cooler with a wand.

Wands?

The lightsaber was a far more elegant weapon.

Oh right! Buzz, buzz, voom, voom, whack, whack!

Very elegant! (sigh)

There are no good battles anymore!!

Come on!

The alien was scrappy.

I respect scrappy.

No, I mean real battle. Not washed up sci-fi slap fights!

Battles between armies of fearsome foes like in my day.

Battles that cause nations to tremble, skies to darken,

hearts of children filled with---

(Cheering)

Hey.. Come on guys I was really building up to something there...

Yes, it must've been riveting.

So, Khan. He Who Must Not Be Named here says there are no more good battles anymore.

Thoughts?

Well, there was that time I completely humiliated Kirk on Kronos.

Wait, you don't mean that time you just stood there letting him pound on you.

That was so boring!!

Well, I had just defeated about 50 Klingon warriors.

I loved that!

Pew, pew! Stab, stab! Explosions!!

Nicely done!

But you let him hit you!

Because I am superior in every way

But, that's not battle. I'd never let the hero get away with hitting me.

I'd be all, "I'm going to destroy you!"

And then I'd point my wand really hard at him shooting green magic at him until--

I'm with Khan on this one.

It's more fun to take a beating to let the hero know he can't hurt you.

Which reminds me, do you wanna know how I got these scars??

No. I prefer to utterly destroy my enemies.

You mean like that time when you failed to utterly destroy a tiny baby?

Ooohh! Haha gotcha!

Hey, he was a magic baby

Hmm, well maybe if I was a superior being with super blood then I wouldn't have anything to worry about.

If ever being put to sleep for 300 years

Maybe super blood would have kept you from turning into wind-blown flakes when you lost.

Again.

Hoooo! Burn!!

I hate you guys.

Villain Pub- To Battle!

Ok Voldy, you want battle?

This'll cheer you up.

Thumb war!

Oh, alright... I can't stay mad at you!

I'm leaving.

1, 2, 3, 4, I declare a thumb war!

Ah! Gotcha. OH!

You lose!

Hahahaha!

Ok, rematch. 1, 2, 3...

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Hey, bartender!

Rfsfsfs! Excuse me, I have to get back to work.

I'm going to destroy you!

Come on!!!

1, 2.. Gotcha again!

Come on!! You're cheating!!