I'm black, yeah.

Brother, you got skin like an English kid.

Well I don't like coffee...

But you'd eat a bagel.

Hey

You know what animals I like?

Sharks...

... and skunks!

That's great.

Listen, pretty redneck

I'm taking your banjo!

Come on, don't!

That's not cool

He needs his banjo for the talent show

Man, that's no fair!

All I have is a guitar!

And you get a banjo?

You ready? Or...

Do you need something else before you start?

My lips are so sore already...

I know.

I don't wanna mess up your dumb potato basket

A woman thug stole my banjo

You have a new one?

I got cheetah candy

But it's pretty gross

And I gotta poo again

Nuh uh, you just went!

Oh yeahhhh!

Oh, kitty!

Oh, you're bleeding!

On me!

Oh yeahhhh!

Oh YEAHHH!

A friend of mine got a foot

And it's juicy

What the hell are you talking about?

You know, fish can hear you thinking just before you sneeze....

Chavi Choff Chop

What's "Chavi Choff Chop"!?

J-j-j-j-j-j-j-juh!

Ahhh

Gosh!

Hey!

You're hurting my neck!

*Cough! *Cough!

See, I coughed!

*Cough!

*Cough! *Cough!

Christine!

Hey! I just heard that!

Oh, excuse me!

I broke wind.

Did you have bologna and the fishsticks?

That's just great.

I know what it takes to make you hot

I need a man that can decorate and mix my brew

Well I'll wash the dog, but you're washing the laundry!

Naw, naw, I'm not gonna be your sexy beef friend

Oh yeah?

Well just say "ahhhhh"

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Why don't you zip it...

Cheesy bird mess.

What'd you just say?

I have a cheesy bird mess?

Dreet!

Uh oh

What happened?

He said "Dreet" and I'm about to freak out!

I just can't whoop him.

Yeah

I farted on you when you put banana peppers in the Wheaties.

But ah --

Now, Jim...

Or are you Mark?

Hey, do you remember that costume party?

You went as a penguin

And I went as a pink shark

Did you notice the teeth?

Because everybody else told me I was NEAT!

A tiny clown, he got wet

I was talking to a psychic

And I can't sleep in the ozone

There's too many different peanuts looking sad

Uh, I would like to go now...

Candy canes will wreck y'all's bowels

You got a problem!

I want a brown girl!

Hey, psst! I'm standing right here!

She's so white and not exotic!

Kevin, go away!

I want another one!

Geez, he's a spaz!

I just peed

Eww gross!

Guess what?

I just ate a hotdog!

Yeah!

Hey papi

Ah!

You just like me for my weed

Yeah, I will admit it.

Let's get to it.

We're on Broadway

I once knew a kid

His tongue fell off in his sleep.

La-bibbida-bibba-dum

La-bibbida-bibba-do

This is a violet.

No it isn't

Yeah, well it could be a flower

The other night, there was this movie that was all about gardens

called "Bloody Shrimp"

You got a problem.

Uh, yeah, I just found out that we missed Halloween

Yeah.

I always wanted a Wookiee

Then I found out they weren't real

Thanks for nothing, George Lucas!

La-bibbida-bibba-dum

La-bibbida-bibba-do

Ok

La-bibbida-bibba-dum

This is getting old!

La-bibbida-bibba-do

No more!

La-bibbida-bibba-dum

Come on, stop it!

La-bibbida-bibba-do

You're like a dope fiend!

Cluck!

Went the chicken.

And that's how they do it

On Broadwayyyyy

Hey!