I have a lot of haters

Utter Cancer

Enemies

Dylan the hacker

Leafy

Keemstar. They're all out to destroy me!

But there's one-

Dare I even say it?

Maaan.

Who is stronger than all of these combined

His name is... Malcolm...

Fourteen. Sixty.. six.

"How's it going bros, my name is [wtf]

[INTENSIFIES]

Why does he hate me?

I HATE PEWDIEPIE

But he's filled with more hate than Hitler was for the jews.

Malcolm: Pewdiepie working 4 da money

He's filled with more hatred than Keemstar is to unbiased news reporting.

[Inaudible high pitched voice]

now I'm at the point where I don't know what to do anymore but it seems like...

he disappeared.

Malcolm_1466 where are you?

I've searched the internet for an answer.

From the farthest East to the northest west.

Malcolm videos are nowhere to be found. Why is this? WHY? I need answers.

WHERE IS HE?

[loud noise]

What is this

a shed of hope.

the truth about Malcolm

1466

DJ

Vailoc

DJ. Vailoc.

"The reasons to hate PewDiePie"

The reason why I hate Pew-

[Barf noise]

Wtf happened?

The reason why I hate Pew-

OH MY GOD. You are no Malcolm.

You sound different.

...is why I-

You look different.

...why I-

Is he wearing his skin?

[Barf noise]

1. He's always on my webture page.

I am always on his what page? *Laughs*

...on my webture page.

Well if I'm always on your recommended page then maybe that's because you watched my videos.

[Inaudible]

I think PewDiePie. The stupid bitch.

Don't call me a bitch because you're a bitch too. Bitch. *Laughs*

[Malcolm] Two. [Pewds] Two number two.

[Malcolm] His fans. [Pewds] My fans.

His fans are so ridiculous.

What can I say? Hm. Falcon Lover, for example.

He knows about the PewDiePie references !

Malcolm, YOU LOVE ME

SAY IT

You watch my videos, you know my references

What else is there? Stop pretending.

Dude. I have mustache but you don't give a FUCK.

DID HE JUST SAY...?

DID HE... ? *Laughs*

*whispers* Thank you.

Did he just say he has more stash and he doesn't give a fuck?

*claps*

It's been great. Thank you.

Malcolm wins. Malcolm wins.

[Door closes]

[Inaudible] I HAVE MUSTACHE

That is a fucking nice stache for an eight year old.

[Malcolm] The most important part.

The most important part. Here it comes. Okay.

PewDiePie is gay.

[Enthusiastic music]

OH!

OH

[gargling noise]

OH

NO

PewDiePie is gay

*burps*

I can't

The real pig is PewDiePig PewDiePig is a fucking p-

What am I?

What am I?

What am I?

You can't just exit the video right there

What am I? Pewdiewhat !? Idk!

Wait wtf is this?

[Rock music starts playing]

Alfa romeo green box concept

[Car noises]

Why am I watching this? OMG!

[Car noises]

IT'S MALCOLM

[Car noises]

But Malcolm you're too young to drive!!!

[Car noises]

Go Malcolm! Go!

WHOA

[Rock music plays in the background]

He's right, he is much cooler.

YEAH

MALCOOOOOOOOOOOOLM

Oh what is he doing?

How is Malcolm in an alfa romeo commercial and I'm not?

[Overdriven sad music]

Malcolm or DJ Violoc or whatever your name is

I'm going to send you a message. Check it out. I'm calling you.

Check out the message and reply.

Alright guys. We've had a lot of fun with Malcolm.

A lot of fun.

I don't want it to be too far.

I don't want anyone to go and harass this kid.

I don't want anyone who happened to find his identity to do anything to even look for it.

Alright? We made up the name Malcolm because we didn't want people to find his identity.

And we didn't want people harassing him.

I just think his videos are hysterical, I think he has a funny personality and I would love to have him featured on my channel.

Malcolm. DJ Vialoc.

I've been trying to reach you. I'm going to write you a message on YouTube, Twitter

Check your Facebook. I found you everywhere, alright?

I would love to have you on the PewDiePie channel.

I get if you're not interested.

And to all my bros: Don't harass this guy. It's not cool.

I'm never into that. I just react to the videos.

If I see anyone of you harassing, bullying, whatever. You're out. Alright?

That's it for this video. If you enjoyed watching, please leave a like. Thank you so much.

Hopefully we can get DJ Vialoc...

Or Malcom. His real name is Malcolm...

...on the PewDiePie channel.

I would love to fly him over to UK.

Idk.

That's all from me for now, and as always..

Stay awesome bros!!!

From the rocky shores of hawaii.

Yea

I get it but it's funny-

REALLY ?

Really? What?

This would kill me for years. I would have to go to therapy,..

Are you serious?

Why?

From the rocky shores to hawaii to the beaches of...

[Pewds] ...hawaii. [Marzia] It's fine !

Are you serious ?!

How are you not destroyed ?!