AROUND THE CITY.

I DON'T KNOW NEW YORK THAT WELL.

AND TO HAVE A GUIDE LIKE YOU IS WONDERFUL.

>> YOU NEED TO GET.

>> I WOULD LOVE TO.

>> OH MY GOD.

>> HE CUT YOU OFF.

>> HE CUT ME OFF IN A BIG WAY.

>> DRIVE UP, I'M GOING TO GIVE HIM WHAT'S WHAT.

>> YOU'RE A [BLEEP].

>> I'M NOT THE [BLEEP].

>> I'M NOT THE [BLEEP], HAVE I NO CHANCE.

HE CUT BACK IN, LOOK.

>> SEE?

YOU LET HIM GET AWAY WITH THAT BEHAVIOR.

YOU LET PEOPLE GET AWAY WITH BAD BEHAVIOR, THEY'RE GOING TO DO IT

AGAIN.

>> DO YOU MIND IF WE LISTEN TO SOME MUSIC.

>> PLEASE.

>> WOULD THAT BE OKAY.

>> I DON'T LIKE REALLY RIDING AROUND IN A CAR UNLESS THERE'S

MUSIC.

>> LET'S SEE WHAT IS ON THE RADIO.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE).

♪ STRIKE A POSE.

♪ ♪.

>> READY.

>> James: YEAH.

LIKE AROUND EVERYWHERE YOU TURN IS HEARTACHE.

♪ IT'S EVERYWHERE THAT YOU GO.

♪ JUST LOOK AROUND.

♪ YOU TRY EVERYTHING YOU CAN IT TO ESCAPE.

♪ THE PAIN OF LIFE THAT YOU KNOW.

♪ LIFE THAT YOU KNOW.

♪ WHEN ALL ELSE FAILS AND YOU LONG TO BE

♪ SOMETHING BETTER THAN YOU ARE TODAY

♪ I KNOW A PLACE WHERE YOU CAN GET AWAY

♪ IT'S CALLED A DANCE FLOOR AND HERE'S WHAT IT'S FOR, SO

♪ COME ON, VOGUE LET YOUR BODY MOVE TO THE MUSIC

♪ MOVE TO THE MUSIC HEY, HEY, HEY

♪ COME ON, VOGUE LET YOUR BODY GO WITH THE FLOW

♪ GO WITH THE FLOW YOU KNOW YOU CAN DO IT

♪ GRETA GARBO, AND MONROE DEITRICH AND DIMAGGIO

♪ MARLON BRANDO, JIMMY DEAN ON THE COVER OF A MAGAZINE

♪ GRACE KELLY, HARLOW, JEAN PICTURE OF A BEAUTY QUEEN

♪ GENE KELLY, FRED ASTAIRE GINGER RODGERS, DANCE ON AIR

♪ THEY HAD STYLE, THEY HAD GRACE RITA HAYWORTH GAVE GOOD FACE

♪ LAUREN, KATHERINE, LANA TOO BETTE DAVIS, WE LOVE YOU

♪ LADIES WITH AN ATTITUDE FELLOWS THAT WERE IN THE MOOD

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ♪ DON'T JUST STAND THERE

LET'S GET TO IT ♪ STRIKE A POSE

THERE'S NOTHING TO IT ♪ VOGUE

MOVE TO THE MUSIC ♪ I FEEL SO INADEQUATE.

♪.

>> HERE YOU GO.

(APPLAUSE) >> I THOUGHT WERE YOU GOING TO

GO.

>> YOU THOUGHT I WOULD GET UNDRESSED.

>> YOU DO SOMETIMES GET UNDRESSED ON THE SHOWS.

>> James: WELL, YOU KNOW, WHEN YOU'VE GOT A BODY LIKE THIS,

IT'S ONLY RIGHT TO SHARE IT.

>> YEAH.

>> James: THAT'S WHAT I SORT OF THINK.

>> YEAH, BUT YOU DON'T WANT TO FRIGHTEN ME.

>> James: DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS, I DON'T WANT YOU TO BE TOO

AROUSED IN THE CAR.

WE HIT THE ELEVATOR RIGHT UP TO ♪ THE ROOFTOP

THE BASS IS PUMPING ♪ MAKE ME WANNA

SCREW THE TOP OFF ♪ YEAH, WE'LL BE DRINKING, AND

NOBODY'S GONNA STOP US ♪ AND WE'LL BE KISSING ANYBODY

THAT'S AROUND US ♪ I JUST WANNA HAVE FUN TONIGHT

BLOW UP THIS ( BLEEP ) TONIGHT ♪ PULL ME OUT

OF THE FLASHING LIGHT ♪ OHH OHH OHH OHH

LET ME BLOW UP ♪ THIS HOUSE TONIGHT

GONNA BLOW UP ♪ ♪ ♪

( LAUGHS ) ♪ WE GO HARD OR WE GO HOME

WE GOING TO DO THIS ♪ ALL NIGHT LONG

WE GET FREAKY IF YOU WANT ♪ NA NA NA NA

WE GO HARD OR WE GO HOME ♪ WE GOING TO DO THIS

ALL NIGHT LONG ♪ WE GET FREAKY IF YOU WANT

BITCH I'M MADONNA ♪ BITCH I'M MADONNA

BITCH I'M MADONNA ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )

>> James: OH MY GOD, THAT IS THE FIRST IN CAR TWERK I HAVE

EVER SEEN.

>> REALLYK I'M SHOCKED.

>> James: IS THAT A REGULAR MOVE FOR SNU.

>> NO.

>> James: DO YOUR KIDS LIKE THE NEW STUFF?

>> THEY DO, ACTUALLY.

THEY LIKE THAT SONG VERY MUCH, YEAH.

MY KIDS ARE QUITE REBELLIOUS.

>> James: IN WHAT WAY?

>> BECAUSE I DON'T-- I'M-- MY WORK IS REBELLIOUS BUT MY

LIFESTYLE IS NOT REBELLIOUS.

I DON'T SMOKE, I DON'T DRINK, I DON'T PARTY 6789 I'M QUITE

SQUARE.

>> James: REALLY?

>> I HAVE A VERY PREDICTABLE LIFE AND-- YEAH, I MEAN JUST

KIND OF A BORING CONVERSATION.

>> James: NO, IT ISN'T.

I FIND IT FASCINATING THAT YOU WOULD EVEN SAY THAT PA DONNA IS

A PERSON WHO IS OUT ON STAGE AND THEN IT MAKES SENSE TO HAVE A

DIFFERENT.

>> AND THEN GI HOME AND I'M JULIE ANDREWS, THAT IS THE KRUKS

OF THE MATTER, GIVE ME A NU N'S HABIT.

>> James: YOU COULDN'T BE A NU N.

>> I KIND OF WANTED TO BE A NU N.

>> James: REALLY?

>> I DID.

I LIKED THE UNIFORM.

IT'S KIND OF PRER VERSE.

I IMAGINE ALL SORTS OF THINGS ARE GOING ON UNDER THIS BIG LONG

ROBE.

YOU KNOW,-- WAS EX-COMMUNICATED THREE TIMES.

>> James: I DID NOT KNOW THIS.

>> YES, THE VATICAN EX-COMMUNICATED ME.

SO I THINK IT IS ONLY FITTING THAT WE SHOULD LISTEN TO MORE

MUSIC ♪ PAPA I KNOW

YOU'RE GOING TO BE UPSET ♪ BECAUSE I WAS ALWAYS

YOUR LITTLE GIRL ♪ BUT YOU SHOULD KNOW BY NOW

I'M NOT A BABY DADDY, DADDY IF YOU

♪ COULD ONLY SEE JUST HOW GOOD

♪ HE'S BEEN TREATING ME YOU'D GIVE IT SOME BLESSING

♪ RIGHT NOW BECAUSE WE ARE IN LOVE

♪ WE ARE IN LOVE, SO PLEASE PAPA DON'T PREACH

♪ I'M IN TROUBLE DEEP PAPA DON'T PREACH

♪ I'VE BEEN LOSING SLEEP BUT I MADE UP MY MIND

♪ I'M KEEPING MY BABY ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )

>> James: YOU ARE MUSICAL THEATER FAN.

>> I LOVE MUSICAL THEATER, LOVE T BUT OLD SCHOOL MUSICAL

THEATER.

>> James: YOU WERE IN ONE OF THE BEST MUSICALS OF ALL TIME.

>> THANK YOU.

WHICH ONE.

>> James: HE VITA.

>> OH, HE.

>> James: EVA PERON SW WHAT DO YOU THINK.

>> YOU NEED TO TURN YOUR PALM A BIT MORE, CHIN DOWN, CHIN DOWN.

YEAH, I HAD TO LET IT HAPPEN.

♪ I HAD TO CHANGE.

♪ COULDN'T STAY ALL MY LIFE LOOKING OUT OVER WINDOWS.

♪ STARRING OUT AT THE SUN.

♪ THOUGH I CHOSE FRSEDOM.

♪ RUNNING AROUND TRYING EVERYTHING NEW.

♪ BUT NOTHING IMPRESSED ME AT ALL.

♪ I NEVER EXPECTED IT TO.

♪ DON'T CRY FOR ME ARGENTINA SNOATD THE TRUTH IS I NEVER LEFT

YOU.

♪ ALL THROUGH MY WILD DAYS.

♪ MY MAD EXISTENCE.

>> GOOD YOU KNOW THE WORDS.

I KEPT MY PROMISE.

♪ DON'T KEEP YOUR DISTANCE.

♪ CHEERSZ PLAWS I KEPT MY PROMISE.

>> James: I'M DONE.

>> THAT'S FINE.

>> James: I'M DONE.

>> OH GOSH ♪ DON'T GO FOR SECOND BEST, BABY

PUT YOUR LOVE TO THE TEST ♪ YOU KNOW, YOU KNOW

YOU'VE GOT TO MAKE HIM ♪ EXPRESS HOW HE FEELS AND MAYBE

THEN YOU'LL KNOW ♪ YOUR LOVE IS REAL

♪ YOU'VE GOT TO MAKE HIM.

♪ EXPRESS YOURSELF.

♪ HEY, HEY, HEY.

♪ SO IF YOU WANT IT RIGHT NOW.

♪ BETTER LET ME SHOW YOU HOW.

♪ IT'S WHAT YOU GOT.

♪ BABY READY OR NOT.

>> James: IN YOUR LIFE, YOU DON'T HAVE A TYPE OF MAN?

>> WOW, LET'S JUST SWITCH GEARS.

OKAY.

>> James: WOULD THAT BE FAIR.

>> CAN I JUST SWITCH THE GEAR.

>> James: YOU DON'T HAVE A TYPE THERE IS-- WHAT ARE YOU

LOOKING FOR IN A MAN?

>> I'M LOOKING FOR-- WELL, YOU HAVE TO HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR

AND UNDERSTAND MY SENSE OF HUMOR OTHERWISE WE ARE DEAD IN THE

WATER.

>> James: DO YOU THINK YOU'LL GET MARRIED AGAIN?

WOULD YOU BE OPEN TO IT.

>> ARE YOU UNCONSCIOUSLY PROPOSING.

>> James: I'M ALREADY MARRIED.

>> WHAT IS YOUR WIFE'S NAME.

>> James: JULIA.

>> JULIA.

>> James: JULIA, YEAH, SHE'S GREAT.

>> SHE'S LUCKY.

>> James: BLESS YOU.

>> I THINK SO.

LOOK AT YOU.

I THINK THE BEST THING IN THE WORLD IS TO MARRIED TO SOMEONE

WHO IS FUNNY.

ALL THAT IS MESSING IS A GOOD DRESS SENSE.

>> James: WHAT'S WRONG WITH THIS?

THIS IS ALL RIGHT.

>> I MEAN IT'S VERY SEATTLE 1990S SWRZ OH, NO.

I REALLY LIKE THIS SHIRT.

>> IT'S ALL RIGHT.

>> James: IS IT TOO MUCH?

IS IT NOT GOOD.

>> IT'S OKAY.

>> James: THAT'S REALLY BUMMING ME OUT.

I WAS REALLY INTO THIS SHIRT.

♪ GLEF IRIN THE SKY AT NIGHT I WONDER.

♪ DO MY TEARS OF MOURNING SINK BENEATH THE SUN.

♪ AND I FEEL LIKE I JUST GOT HOME.

♪ AND I ♪ AND I FEEL

AND I FEEL ♪ LIKE I JUST GOT HOME

AND I FEEL ♪ ♪ ♪

>> YOU WERE-- DATING MICHAEL JACKSON.

>> I WAS.

>> James: WHAT WAS A NIGHT OUT WITH MICHAEL JACK ON OR A NIGHT

IN?

>> YOU WANT ME TO KISS AND TELL THEN, DON'T YOU.

>> James: DID YOU KISS?

>> OF COURSE.

>> James: NO.

>> OF COURSE.

>> James: YOU AND MICHAEL JACKSON.

>> BABY, I'VE BEEN AROUND.

>> James: I DID NOT KNOW THAT.

I DID NOT KNOW THAT.

>> WELL, I HAVEN'T HAD THE CLANS TO TALK ABOUT IT.

NO ONE EVER ASKS ME.

>> James: SO HANG ON.

SO WHO MAKES THE FIRST MOVE, YOU OR MICHAEL JACKSON?

WHO LEANS IN.

>> WELL, I DID, IF YOU WANT TO KNOW THE TRUTH BECAUSE HE'S A

LITTLE BIT SHY.

>> James: YES.

>> HOWEVER HE WAS A WILLING ACCOMPLICE.

I DID GET HIM TO SORT OF LOOSEN UP WITH A GLASS OF CHARDONNAY.

>> James: YEAH?

>> YEAH WHERE.

AND IT DID WONDERS.

IT WORKED WONDERS.

>> James: WOW.

>> YEP.

>> James: HAVE YOU EVER SAID THAT BEFORE.

>> NO, I MEAN I MAY HAVE SAID IT TO A FRIEND.

>> James: YEAH.

>> I MEAN BUT NOW YOU'RE MY FRIEND.

>> James: I LOVE THAT.

>> SO NOW I HAVE SAID THAT TO ANOTHER FRIEND.

>> James: IS THAT OFFICIAL, CAN I SAY THAT.

>> YEAH.

>> James: I WAS HANGING O WUT MY FRIEND MADONNA.

I AM GOING TO SAY M.

>> YEAH, AM I YOUR BITCH OR YOU ARE MY BITCH.

>> James: I'M YOUR BITCH, THERE'S NO DENYING THAT.

YOUR BUTLER.

>> I DON'T WANT A BUTLER, I WANT A BITCH.

WE CAN HANG OUT AND YOU HAVE TO BE SU SERVE YENT, IF YOU ARE MY

BUTLER ARE YOU JUST SUBSERVIENT AND YOU HAVE TO USUALLY WEAR

SOME RIDICULOUS OUTFIT.

>> James: I CAN'T IMAGINE THAT.

>> FIRST THERE IS THE RIDICULOUS OUTFIT ARE YOU WEARING NOW.

>> James: IT IS NOT RIDICULOUS, IT ISN'T A

RIDICULOUS OUTFIT T IS JUST A SHIRT.

I REFUSE THAT COMMENT.

I WAS REALLY PUMPED UP FOR THIS SHIRT.

I THOUGHT I'M GOING TO PUT THE RED SHIRT ON AND MADONNA IS

GOING TO LOSE HER [BLEEP] FOR THIS SHIRT.

I'M NOT EVEN LYING.

>> OKAY, YOU'RE NOT GOING TO GET ME WITH RED FLAN EL, BABY.