I work in retail, and I know it's bad, but if I'm ringing up a pretty girl and she's really nice, then I'll give her my employee discount.

I work in retail.

If you leave the clothes that you try on inside-out on the floor of the changing room...you are a douche, and we hate you.

Working in retail has turned me into such a fake person.

I'll lie to you and say you look good just so you buy something.

When customers make me mad, I cancel their credit payments 3 times before letting it go through,

to make them panic and think their card is getting declined.

I work in a retail store.

I have been abused, threatened, and injured today, and I'm not even finished yet.

The joys of working in retail.

I work in retail.

Every night I come home and watch a horror movie, imagining all the rude customers as the victims.

It sounds weird but it really helps.

I work in retail and half the time I would like to drag a rude customer over the counter and knock the rudeness out of them.

I work in retail and when you ask me to check for your size, I just pretend to look because I'm too lazy to check.

I work in retail and whenever I know someone is stealing, I just let them.

I understand things are expensive and I don't feel like doing the paperwork.

Working in retail has taught me not to prejudge people based on superficial reasons.

The nicest customers are usually less materialistic.