Oh, wait. - [Girl] I don't know.

- Or is that Vietnam?

- I think I'm gonna do well in this area.

Not so much this area.

- I'd say I don't know where anything is

other than Japan and China.

- I have no experience with Asian geography,

and I'm Asian, so...

- [Voiceover] Please locate Laos.

- Laos.

- Come on, Laos.

- Laos. (buzz)

- Laos.

Hold up, I think that's-- - [Man] Laos. (buzz)

- It's down here, right?

- It's in here somewhere. - [Man] Yep.

- Laos is there. (buzz)

Because that was just screaming Laos to me.

- Boom.

- That's definitely Laos. - [Man] Laos. (buzz)

(buzz)

- No, fuck it, I'm going with it. (buzz)

- Tit.

- [Together] Ohh.

- Shit.

- You know what, I didn't even look down there.

- [Voiceover] Thailand.

- Thailand, that's one of the fun ones.

- Isn't this Thailand? (chime)

No, never mind.

- It looks like a frickin' brain, so I'm gonna dissect it.

- Thailand, let's think about what kind of foods they got.

- This is Thailand. (buzz)

- This is Thailand? - [Man] No, I don't know.

- I don't know.

- Peanut stuff.

Where's good soil for peanuts?

- Oh my God, I've been to Thailand.

- It's in the shape of this long, weird T.

- Doesn't that look like a little duck?

- That does look like a duck.

- Quack, quack, quack.

You know that little duck, quack, quack.

I'm gonna go for the duck. (chime)

- It's this teeny one. (buzz)

- It was the duck! - [Man in Hat] Oh, the duck!

- It was the duck! - [Man in Hat] Yes, yes!

- Quack, quack, quack.

- Son of a-- - [Man] God!

- I knew it. - [Man] Dang it.

- [Voiceover] Please locate Syria.

- Syria, boom, I know it's over here.

- Syria, I know her.

- There is war there.

- We should know this one, man.

- We gotta know this one.

- Where's Europe on this map?

The big one I think is a country or a body of water.

- All right, let's go there. (buzz)

- That's a good call.

I like that too 'cause that looks like a boner.

- (buzz) No, it's that (buzz), bam.

- [Together] Syria.

- [Voiceover] Look.

- Ohh!

- (chime) Yeah! - [Woman] What the heck, Alan.

- Oh, we were so close. - [Man in Hat] Oh my God!

- Hey, you know what, I'm really proud.

We went for the boner,

and we should've gone for the testicles.

- No, definitely, always go for the testicles.

- Yeah.

- [Voiceover] Philippines.

- [Man in Glasses] Philippines, that's an island, right?

- Well, I'm 1/8 Filipino, so this one's gonna hurt.

- I have a lot of Filipino friends.

- You are Filipino.

- No, wait, don't put that on me.

- You're part Filipino,

and you don't know where the Philippines are?

- I'm part Filipino. (chime)

So I've looked at it on a map a bunch of times

even though I've never gone.

- This guy looks fun. (buzz) - [Man in Hat] Yeah.

- And they're the Philippines.

Maybe it's all of this. (chime)

- Yeah, you know what, I think it might be this little

- [Together] Cluster.

- (chime) Whoa.

That was you.

- Well, yes.

- Yes, yes! - [Man in Glasses] Yeah.

Of course, we had to know that too

'cause we have a huge Filipino fan base.

Pretty sure I showed him what was probably the Philippines,

and he's like, "Yeah, you know what, it is."

- I don't think so.

- Maybe it's all of this.

- Yeah, you know what...

- [Voiceover] Iran.

- [Man in Glasses] Iran. - Just piling on the guilt.

- I get confused with Iraq and Iran.

- This one (buzz) or this one (buzz)?

- This one we should know, like this...

- (buzz) Believe that's Iran.

- Iran. (chime)

- I think it's this one. (buzz)

No wait, it's this. (buzz)

Oh fuck, that might be Iraq, God damn it.

- [Man in Glasses] What does your heart say?

- I think it's this one for some reason. (buzz)

- If that's your heart, go for it.

Always follow your heart.

- This is Iran. (chime)

- I was right. - [Man in Hat] Oh, no!

- Wow! - [Man] Yeah.

- [Voiceover] Bangladesh.

- Bangladesh is near India

because their food is similar.

India.

- I'm pretty sure that's India.

- So, Bangladesh is either...

- Here or what about here?

- (buzz) Bangladesh is here.

It's part of a jumble of other countries.

- [Woman] Okay, so... - Bam. (chime)

I don't know.

- So you think it's this one.

- I mean the only other one it could be is here. (buzz)

- Unless it's this one. (buzz)

- It just is kind of stuck in there.

Like when you bang someone. (chime)

- That's Bangladesh.

- (chime) Hey! - [Man in Hat] Yes!

We're killin' it.

- (chime) Good guess, exactly. - [Man] Good job, good job.

- (chime) Ohh, what's up!

What's up!

- I will totally sell Ryan down the river,

and his initial thought that that was China.

He's like, "Well, that's China, obviously."

- And I'll deny that 'til the day I die.