- Shut Up!

- Are you tired of pouring your on water?

Are you tired of drinking the same water poor people drink?

Well worry no more with our amazing new product: Bottled Water!

Why get your water for practicly free from your fosson?

When you can pay up to the 5 dollars a bottle for our water?

plus all our bottles come adorned with pretty pictures of

mountains and palmtree's or anything you like!

Anthony: I like baseball! Ian: I like zombies!

Anthony: Baseball zombies! Ian: Lumpfish! Anthony: Quittage!

Ian: Boobies! Anthony: Thailand! Ian: Green Beans!

- You know what the say: once you go bottled water you'll never

go back! Ian: Go to hell fosson! - Bottled water can do

almost anything! Ian: Can it wash my car? - Of cause it can!

Ian: Woow! BumGuy: Can it heal my "shanguine"? - Alacadabra!

BumGuy: Wooow! Ian: Can it make you fly? - Absolutly!

Anthony: Wooii! [Screams] Ian: Aww! - You can even recycle them

and it will problably go where ever anything else goes! Don't

Dont worry that foreign country likes having our trash in their

backyard! See how happy that child is to live in your waste?

[Sayin He Hates He's Life] Bottled water is amazing just listen

to these testomoniels: Richard: I used to spend way to

little money on tap water, now i spend up to 10.000 times more

on bottled water, boy was i stupid Heidi: Wearing water

from my fossen is so hard and time stealing thats why i

drive my SUV 20 miles to the grocery store to by bottled water!

Latifa: After i switched my boss stopped sexually harassing me!

Homeless guy: I drink so much bottle water i piss myself!

Suzie: Bottled water brought grampa back from the dead!

Amanda: I used to be a man! Awomanda: I used to be a women!

Tom: I used to not be pregnant! Harry: Bottle water is cool!

PoliceMan: Freeze bottle water police! Harry: What i've i done?

What the hell!? Policeman: Just what i thought! they replaces

bottle water with tab water! Harry: Sorry, i just din't

wanna look poor! Policeman: too late! [Shoots]

- Some people say you save money and reduce waste buy drinking

faucet water, but those people are definitly drug addicts and

seal clubbers! Ian: So if you wanna be seen as a racist sex'est

child molester who kills baby animals then by all men stay off

of that faucet water crap! Anthony: But if you want huge balls

Ian: All the girl or boyfriends you can handle!

Anthony: Huge balls Ian: Trademak monkeys that make you toasted

Anthony: Enormeus large testikles - Then switch to bottle water

today! All together: Thanks Bottle Water!

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