Subtitles section Play video Print subtitles Lovely to see you again! Nice to see you too! OK, remind everybody of your name. My name is Gatis Kandis. D'you know, this is the only comedian I've ever found funny. Well, look Gatis. Welcome back. The stage is yours. - Good luck. All of it? Go on Kandis! So you know that now is after few cold days, it's getting warm outside and I like the warm weather because it makes me warmer eh! That's my warm-up joke When my chicken has a birthday, I don't tell him because he would not understand. So yeah I have another animal joke woof, woof, woof, woof that's a joke you can take home for your dog Simon! have you got a dog?.. -Three.. Will you tell your dogs my joke yeah i was thinking about that when you said it Yeah let me hear it... - woof, woof, woof, woof. I'm not sure they're gonna understand can you try this my accent? - vouf, vouf, vouf, vouf! thank you for making me sound so sexy so does anybody like seeing couples kiss in public? no? well i do! and every time I do I always walk to them and I stare directly at them and usually they stopped and then they ask me: Do you mind? and I'm like: I don't mind My name is Gatis Kandis and in case you want to follow me this is what I look like from behind your jokes are just ridiculous and i like how you deliver them which is just like you've accidentally found the stage that you are actually like I said the only comedian is really ever made me laugh your jokes are so stupid i find that funny thank you gases you are real original and anyone who doesn't get it is thick you know what you kind of sexy as well hit it run away please it's on Oh God ever seen the movie for the wishes of being strip never wanted to sort of like being tortured by something and we couldn't make it stop other than that I really enjoyed it it's a yes from me what's your name I'm solo from canary island how old are you 28 28 that's good and what's your star sign Leo the Lion same as me you mommy no wonderful news so what's the big dreams outer i want to so to the whole England what I can do thank you collection yeah she is you hello I just I that microfit hi who are you my name is scott okay so Scott tell me about you well I'm a magician how do you spell I just turned 50 ok you Mary Beth yes thank you yes yes okay good well Scott good luck thank you very much about you that this Joan someone said as we shook hands she was just Smith me then I said Miss Jones girl who understand what I mean it's all going terribly wrong in it hello ladies and gentlemen we have a little child before you start playing what could we have a little child before you start playing can I just get your education your name I don't I don't yeah so it was your late is enjoyable will come to that what's your name what's your name what's your name what's your name what's your name seaweed is all you dream about going up that that's a bad miss you hey there way what what sorry how old you retain hello dear 125 and we're about you from whereabouts wrong this right hello and so what are you gonna do for us tonight why wouldn't everything backwards because we didn't get a chance to do the chat i believe all nobody's gonna do we're gonna start pressing those buttons again i have the second was no no Michael Jackson skin that everybody gonna situation which everybody elegant on the news and everybody dog backpack shark back everybody calling and all I want to see him then that's a real carabar all I want to stay never real thank you very much don't care about here I just want this to end don't do it don't do it again again no don't no don't do it again Amanda what I think you're most welcome a stupor we did michael jackson and I think I've changed my mind to move on oh thank you very much was original yellow is a 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ever take was you ready slur Lutz are now rashes on ground great Oh sex sex seen anything like this ok ladies and gentlemen mom it's time to fry's you huh the fresh arms actually doing the the x-factor guy all we have to do is write the very end roar like a lion sorry wrong charm here we could work with a whole plethora of strange and fascinating creatures and the obligatory wild pack of street options and the balding middle-aged car to the body on this i love the sexy teachers the exquisite some tools but most importantly the too big tragically to do Jeremy you just have to get a few key points in you have to start low go up like this Paul's and go back down like this so don't you put your Jeremy it's the reason to live in to god they thought about work and it's working and looking girl I think people just look at me well done yes to do or who have to jump up and down as if you're absolutely busting for the toilet and another died that also talks in quite a better manner was not a million miles an impression on you do it that way it he also talks very pointed and staccato is this guy now to do you're dickin Donnelly what you have to do is always the right you're on the verge of laughing out loud and sharing a cheeky little in georgia with members of the crew carry on camera to it gets it normal trust me i say anything like that is this it's taken totally ever decided if Declan decided to go into politics what you have to do is send him to Eton lower his voice and then you would have this job now to your forest you have to act different speeds while looking like you've been up all night downing to kill la in a bush right
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