Torch the place.

I gotta take a piss.

Why does he do that every time we're committing a crime?

[bang and sound of glass breaking]

[distorted voice] Oh, having trouble?

Have a drink.

You look like a guy who takes himself way too seriously.

You want my opinion?

Girl Scouts!

You need to lighten-- wait, what?

Girl Scouts!

Wait, you're scared of Girl Scouts?

Knocking on the door...

I don't have any cash!

Maybe I didn't use enough of this stuff.

[distorted voice] Yes!

Feel the fear!

No!

Sleeveless t-shirts!

Sleeveless shirts?

Your torso is warm...

But what of your arms?!

Wait, wait...

[distorted voice] Wait, hold on. Hold on.

Roomba!

I-I... You-- You jump off of buildings!

And you fight criminals!

And you're scared of... Roombas?

How does it know where to go?

If we don't push it?

Wow. Just...

Wow.

AAAH!

Oh my god, what is it now?

Ukuleles!

(get them away!)

Its jingle-jangles tell me I'm in a Club Med!

Why would you be afraid of that?

Florescent lightbulbs!

Save the Earth, but at what weird, twisty cost?!

Okay...

Jingly keys!

Fun for babies, not for Batman!

AAAH!

I don't understand.

Intimacy!

Okay...

[distorted voice] Wait-- I-- gotta-- check something. Hold on...

Hey!

Hey, wake up!

Now what do you see?

Maggots...

Fire!

Oh god, make it stop!

See, that makes sense to me!

No! Stay away!

Christopher McDonald!

Hey, Batman! How you doing?

Oh my god, are you kidding me?!

Goose McKenzie! You keep your distance!

Goose McKenzie! That...

Going way back!

You know, most people know me as Shooter McGavin

But, uh, thanks for knowing my work.

AAH!

The television show Double Down!

AAH!

Invisalign braces!

A BAG OF SUNCHIPS!

Oh, Babe Ruth's tiny legs!

BATS!

Bats! See, that makes sense!

Because you're afraid of bats

So dress like a bat so you can frighten your enemies---

No no no.

Not bats.

Baths.

Baths.

Baths, like a bath.

Yup.

Taking a quick shower is just as refreshing

And uses one-third the water!

And... and you're Gothams savior.

IT'S WASTEFUL!

Alright.

[distorted voice] Screw this.

You're burning alive!

This doesn't scare you?

No, it's actually kind of a relief.

Just keep those Roombas away from me.

They're like little electronic Alfreds.

I mean-- I mean, nobody.

Certainly not the butler who raised me.