Today I would like to talk with you in Englishhhh...

今天我要來跟大家說英文文文....

DIESE VIDEOS FÜHREN ZU NICHTS

(德文) 廢物影片頻道

For the people who don't speak German and don't understand what the channel name means, it's like "These Videos Lead to Nothing" , so you have nothing less to expect than nothing.

讓我來為不懂德文的人解釋一下我們頻道名稱的意思，它的意思是：「這些影片沒有任何目的地」，所以你們也不用期待什麼啦！

I thought it might be interesting for you to talk with you about "How to talk and act like a German in a foreign country?".

我覺得跟大家聊這個主題應該滿有趣的：「在國外如何偽裝成德國人講話和做事」。

It's very very important that you have, of course, a German accent and act a little bit like a German.

非常之重要的就是你一定要有德國口音，舉手投足也要有點像德國人。

So there are three official rules you need to follow to be a German in a foreign country.

所以你如果想在國外偽裝成德國人，你一定要遵守這三個規則。

Rule number 1: Talk with a German accent.

規則一：用德國口音講話。

Rule number 2: Be grumpy if you like.

規則二：如果你想的話，當個暴躁的人。

I used to be grumpy in a foreign country and the people seem to love it a lot.

我以前在國外的時候都脾氣暴躁，而大家都超愛我的。

And rule number 3: Carry a Bratwurst, a Currywurst, a Bockwurst, a Brühwurst or a Fleischwurst with you all the time, and then you are ready to go to a foreign country as a German-like person.

規則三：永遠要隨身攜帶著德國香腸 (德文)，不管是咖哩香腸 (德文)、博克香腸 (德文)、熟香腸 (德文)或豬肉香腸 (德文)，準備好這些你就可以去國外假裝你是德國人了。

And now are three sentences you'll need to use in a foreign country immediately.

還有，三個你出國一定會馬上用到的德式英文句子。

Sentence number 1: Hello, this is Daniel speaking and I love to eat Bratwurst.

第一句：嗨，這是丹尼爾，我喜歡吃德國香腸 (德文)。

Then show the person you're talking to your bag of Bratwursts.

然後向那個人表現出你是在跟你的一大包德國香腸講話 (德文)。

Sentence number 2: Hello, this is Daniel speaking and I would like to bake a bread with you.

第二句：嗨，這是丹尼爾，我想要跟你一起烤麵包。

Then show the person you're talking to your flour and start baking the bread.

然後向那個人表現出你是在跟你的麵粉講話，再開始烤麵包。

Sentence number 3: Goodbye, this was Daniel speaking and I prefer to talk with you another time on Thursday, two o'clock sharp.

第三句：再見，我是丹尼爾，我期望能在週四兩點整再與你會談。

I hope you enjoyed today's English lesson and if you'd like to see more English lessons, then please give this a thumbs-up!

希望你們喜歡今天的影片，如果想要我們做更多英文影片的話，拜託給我們個讚吧！

And maybe next time you will, you will learn more English-German phrases... as you say.

或許下次就可以做更多關於德式英文片語的影片...正如你們所說的。

Goodbye.

再見。