hey this is MatSan

嘿這是MatSan

and welcome to our culture section

歡迎來到我們的文化篇!

what are we going to talk about today?

我們今天要聊什麼呢?

we're going to talk about some

我們要聊的是

number one

大家對於波蘭和台灣

Taiwan is not China

最常誤會的幾件事

I knew it's gonna be the first one

第一

why? Sansan

台灣不等於中國

it's not about politics

我就知道這會是第一點

it's more about...geographically

為什麼呢Sansan?

Taiwan is a separated island

這無關於政治面

we have our own government

從地理上來看

our own president

台灣是一個分開的島嶼

our own economical system

我們有自己的政府

social system as well

自己的總統

let's not talk about politics,

自己的經濟主體

Taiwan is just a separate island

自己的社會制度

next to China yea

我們不要講政治

the second point

台灣就是一個獨立的島嶼

Taiwan is not Thailand

鄰近中國 沒錯

I think it's also because of

第二點

Polish

台灣不是泰國

because of the language

我覺得這個誤解

so Taiwan, in Polish is

也跟波蘭文本身有關係

Tajwan

跟語言有關係

and Thailand in Polish is

「台灣」用波蘭文唸起來是

Tajlandia

Tajwan

so every time when I say

然後泰國用波蘭文唸起來是

I would say

Tajlandia

in Poland

所以每次當我說

people can misunderstand

我其實會說

Taiwan and Vietnam

在波蘭

because

大家反而會搞混

in Polish is Tajwan and Wietnam

台灣和越南

sounds pretty similar, right?

因為

not right

波蘭文是Tajwan和Wietnam

for me it's different

聽起來滿像的對吧?

please

不對啊

and the third thing

完全不一樣好嗎

people are asking me

拜託

what kind of language does Taiwanese speak?

第三件事

Taiwan...ese?

大家會問我說

Chinese

台灣人講什麼語言呀?

we speak Chinese

台..灣..話...?

Mandarin Chinese

中文

thank you

我們說中文

the differences of Traditional/ Mandarin

繁體中文

and simplified Chinese is

謝謝

about writing

繁體中文跟

writing looks different

簡體中文不同的點是

but about speaking

書寫

you can communicate with Chinese

繁簡中文寫法不一樣

we can say

但口說上的溝通

it's more like British English & American English

是沒有問題的

about Poland

打個比方

which I really see this often

就像是英式英文和美式英文一樣

Poland does not have Polar bear

至於波蘭

I just don't understand this really

人們很常搞錯的

why Polar bear?

波蘭其實是沒有北極熊的

but

我真的無法理解

there was an interesting story

為何是北極熊?

before I came to Poland

不過

and I was asking him

之前發生一個有趣的小故事

is there any Pull & Bear in Poland?

在我來波蘭住之前

but Pull & Bear is a brand

我問他說

a clothes brand

波蘭有沒有Pull& Bear?

PULL & BEAR

Pull& Bear是個品牌

and he was so...

衣服的牌子

angry, like: oh my God

PULL & BEAR

why Polar bear

然後他很激動地說

even she's asking me about that?

憤慨地說

and he was like

為何又是北極熊這問題

you know, it's lots of people's misunderstanding

連她都搞不清楚?!

but Poland actually doesn't have any Polar bear

然後他回我說

and Sansan was like, what's going on?!

你知道，這是很多人會誤會的

I'm just asking about Pull&Bear not Polar bear

但波蘭其實沒有北極熊哦

am I that dumb in your mind?

Sansan就覺得很困惑

no

我是在問Pull& Bear不是北極熊

you're not

我在你心中有這麼笨嗎?

but we have brown bears

沒有啦

they only love in Tatra mountain

你不笨

in mountains

我們倒是有棕熊

which is at the south side of Poland

牠們只住在Tatra山上

and it's only like few of them

波蘭的其中一座山

it's rare

位在波蘭的南部

about Europe...

也只有幾隻而已

Romania is well known about brown bears

滿稀有

other than that...

如果是歐洲的熊的話

well

羅馬尼亞有比較多棕熊

Poland doesn't have Polar bear

其他的...

so my friends

總而言之

don't keep asking me

波蘭沒有北極熊

are you going to see some bears in the forests in Poland?

所以我的朋友們

no

不要再問我

no my friends

你會在波蘭的森林裡遇到熊嗎?

I'm from United States!

不會

this appears more about Taiwanese I think

不會的 我的朋友們

Poland is not Portland

我從美國來的!!

I know it sounds similar

再來這點比較常從台灣人那聽到

but come on, Portland is a city

波蘭不是波特蘭!

and Poland is a country

我知道聽起來很像

people are asking me like:

但拜託，波特蘭是個城市

oh Sansan

波蘭是個國家

how's your life in Portland?

大家會關心我說

Poland

噢Sansan

and they're still like

在波特蘭的生活過得如何?

whatever, Portland? Poland?

是波蘭

Jesus, for some people

但他們還是都不改

even Poland & Holland

隨便啦 波特蘭波蘭

is pretty much the same

真是的 對有的人來說

Taiwanese doesn't eat dog

也會搞混 波蘭跟荷蘭

yea yea

滿像的?

this is so often

台灣人不吃狗肉!

especially here in Poland

對 對

people think that

這誤會很常發生

all the Asian eat dogs

特別在波蘭

who eat dog in this age?

人們以為

ok sorry

所有的亞洲人都吃狗肉

I know

這年代誰在吃狗肉??

Vietnamese

不好意思

according to my friend

我知道

Vietnamese they eat dogs

越南人吃狗肉

Korean

我越南朋友跟我說

probably still...?

他們會吃

some parts of China maybe

韓國人

parts of China

到現在還有在吃...?

not generally, but I'm not sure

應該還有一小部分的中國人

but definitely not Taiwan

一部分的中國

dogs are our best friends

不是全部中國人 我不確定

and it's very popular to have dog as your pet

但台灣人是不吃的

so we don't eat dog

狗是我們最好的朋友

because it was Easter

在台灣是流行養狗

and I was just reading the menu

不是吃狗

from Biedronka, like the supermarket

話說之前剛過復活節

menu

我在看超市的型錄

and I was like

Biedronka 小瓢蟲超市

oh this looks good, it's cheap

的型錄

but what's this shape?

我就說

and then

這看起來不錯 很便宜

it's a rabbit!

可為何這肉是這個形狀的?

and especially

然後我發現

it's super normal for me in here

那是兔子!!!

you can actually buy rabbits

特別因為

in a very small corner shop

在波蘭兔肉很常見

and because of Easter

你可輕易買到兔肉來吃

we put lots of cute rabbits in the commercial

轉角附近的小超市，小肉販

and they're moving, chewing

然後因為復活節的關係

and then you can just buy it and eat it

我們廣告上都會放上可愛的小白兔

no

他們是活的，動來動去，吃東西啊

no no no

不過你還是可以輕鬆買兔肉來吃的

we shouldn't eat rabbit

不要

you know

不要不要不要

well we eat turtles

我們不該吃兔子的

yea they eat turtles

你知道的

and I had a turtle as my pet...

反正我們也吃烏龜

we eat crabs

對啊 他們吃烏龜

they eat crab

我以前養過烏龜當寵物...

and I had crab as my pet as well...

我們也吃螃蟹

Poland is not a cold place

他們吃螃蟹

I mean, really

我也養過螃蟹當寵物...

believe me or not

波蘭不是個很冷的國家

Poland is not a cold place

我說真的

in winter it's very, very cold

信不信由你

especially for people who is from the hot countries

波蘭不冷

but

冬天是很冷沒錯

if it's about (summer) holiday times

特別對於熱帶國家的人來說

it's super warm sometimes

但是

really warm

如果講到夏天

30 degree, 30 something even

有時候其實是很熱的

so I would rather say

很暖和

Poland is like this

30幾度也有

very extreme, winter is very cold

所以我會說

summer is very warm

波蘭的溫度是像這樣

but for sure

很極端 冬天很冷

if you're going to Poland

夏天很熱

especially on holidays

但我能肯定的是

don't take a very huge jacket

如果你要來波蘭

to protect yourself

特別是在夏天

no, it's not really cold in holidays

你不用帶到很暖的大衣

not every Asian is from Japan

來保暖

okay?!

不用擔心 沒那麼冷

every time

不是所有亞洲人都是日本人!!!

when people meet me at the first time

ok?!?!

they're asking me

每次

oh you're from Taiwan

當我跟人家第一次見面

Asia

他們就會問我

so do you know Japanese?

噢你從台灣來的

I don't!

亞洲

or even in the bus

那你會講日文嗎?

on the street

我不會好嗎

we can hear people

甚至連在公車

from far distance saying:

或是在路上

Japanese!

我們會聽到路人

or some people is like:

遠遠地在討論

hello! hello! (in Japanese)

日本人耶

there was a guy in Łódź

有的人會直接對我說

saying that to you every time

你好! 你好!! (日文)

we're living in the same district

在Łódź的時候有個男生

it's a teenager, I don't know him

每次都對你這樣講

but every time he saw me

我們住在同個區

he's like: Hello! in Japanese

一個我不認識的青少年

and I'm like

但每次我遇到他

not Japanese (in Polish)

他就會用日文對我說 你好呀

like, I'm not Japanese

我就跟他

I'm Taiwanese

用破破波蘭文講

Polish don't speak Russian

我不是日本人

really, Polish don't speak Russian

我是台灣人

just don't understand this wrong

再來 波蘭人不講俄文

we speak Polish

真的 我們不講俄文

I'm from Poland, I speak Polish

請不要搞錯了

People from Russia they speak Russian

我們說的是波蘭文

I don't even know Russian

我是波蘭人 我說波蘭文

I know Hello (in Russian)

俄羅斯人說俄文

because it's reversed of Hello in Polish

我根本就不懂俄文

and I can count to 10 in Russian

我知道俄文的你好

that's all I can

因為就是把波蘭文的你好倒過來唸

is it like

我只能用俄文數1-10

(as Polish) it is easier to understand, to learn Russian?

我只會這樣

for us

是不是說

I would say yes

身為波蘭人，學起俄文比較簡單?

but

對我們來說

not about writing

我會說對

because they've got different writing

但是

they don't use the English letters

學書寫的字母是不簡單的

Roman letters

因為他們用的字母不一樣

we do

俄國不用英文的

Russian don't

羅馬字母拼音

lots of people from Asia

我們用羅馬字母

as I heard from you

俄文不用

they think that

很多的亞洲人

all the Caucasian are very tall

從你那邊聽到

like, all of us

他們以為

including girls

所有的白人都很高

what I have to say

所有歐美人

in Poland

包括女生

you would be very surprise

我要說

that lots of girls especially

在波蘭

are very small

你會覺得很驚訝

lots of them are smaller than me

特別是波蘭女生

I'm 162cm

非常嬌小

and they are mostly like

很多波蘭女生比我還嬌小

155cm

我162公分

something like this

她們大概是

really

155公分吧?

very very tiny

差不多是這樣沒錯

I mean, nothing offensive

真的

it's cute!

非常矮小

very nice

我是說 這沒什麼不好的

I'm just saying that

這很可愛

don't think

很棒很可愛

that everyone here is so huge

我只是想講說

guys are

不要覺得

how tall are you?

這裡的每個人都很高

182cm

波蘭男生是很高沒錯

182?

你多高?

no 184cm

182公分

184...

182?

I'm pretty tall

不對 你184公分

but it's not really super huge in here

哦 184

people are even like 190cm, or more sometimes

我滿高的

I'm usually hanging out with he and his friends

但在波蘭這樣不算非常高

and they're all super tall

也滿多人長到190以上的

over 180cm

我常跟他還有他朋友們一起出去

so I feel so tiny

他們全都很高

like I'm walking with a bunch of forest

每個人都超過180

like trees

我那時就覺得自己好嬌小哦

I think that's pretty much it

感覺很像跟一堆森林一起走路

we can make more of this topic

像是一堆樹一樣

I think we will

我想差不多就是這些了

if you do have something that

我們可以再拍續集

you're curious about Poland or Taiwan

我想我們應該會拍

or the whole Asia or Europe continent

如果你對於波蘭或台灣

please feel free to tell us

有些好奇和疑問

comment below as always

又或是整個亞洲和歐洲大陸

so that's it, I hope you guys enjoy this video

請不要害羞地告訴我們

we just try to make it simple

在底下告訴我們呦

for you to understand it

就這樣 希望你們喜歡這集

and

我們盡量弄簡單一點

we want to thank you about

所以你們好了解

the last video

還有

yea that was awesome

我們想要感謝你們

thank you for liking our retarded love story

這麼支持上一集影片

it's not retarded

那真的很棒

it is

謝謝你們這麼支持我們愚蠢的愛情故事

a kiss from us

不愚蠢好嗎

and from Józef

好啦滿蠢的

thank you for all these likes and supports

我們送你個飛吻

we will keep on doing our best

還有Józef的飛吻

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謝謝你們按的讚還有支持

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我們會繼續努力的

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請繼續在這集按讚

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和在底下留言呦

yes, our Fanspage

也別忘了要去逛我們的專頁

that's it

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我們的MatSan專頁

see you next time!

就這樣啦

byebye!

下次見囉

we love you

下集見囉

cześć!

byebye!再見!

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