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  • Saturday was the hundred-day mark of Trump's presidency,

  • which means he no longer has that "new president" smell.

  • Uh, if I had to guess, I would say he now smells like

  • nepotism and steak sauce.

  • And so, uh, because it was a hundred days,

  • it was time for the media to take a look back.

  • ...President Trump's 100th day in office.

  • Has he been changed by holding the highest office in the land?

  • NEWSWOMAN: The magnitude of the office

  • has changed Donald Trump in some ways.

  • The vice president told us it was obvious

  • from the first time he walked into the Oval Office.

  • And he sat behind that desk, and I could just...

  • I could just tell from the look on his face

  • how moved he was.

  • Yeah, I think that look you saw on Trump's face

  • was him going, "Oh, (bleep), this joke went way too far."

  • (laughter)

  • So, some people think that being president

  • has changed Donald Trump-- but has it?

  • Has it, really?

  • Well, on Saturday, to mark his 100th day,

  • Donald Trump held a giant campaign rally in Pennsylvania.

  • And watching it, it was hard to tell

  • if it was April now

  • or April a year ago.

  • 'Cause Trump's speech at the rally sounded hella familiar.

  • Make America great again.

  • Our jobs were stolen away and shipped... far away...

  • That's right, get him out of here.

  • Get him out.

  • We will build the wall

  • as sure as you are standing there tonight.

  • We need the wall.

  • We'll build the wall, folks. Don't even worry about it.

  • Go to sleep. Go home, go to sleep.

  • (laughter)

  • He sounds like the world's laziest hypnotist.

  • Go to sleep, go to sleep.

  • When you wake up, uh, there'll be a wall, things will be fine.

  • I don't know, go to sleep. Go to sleep.

  • But it makes sense, it makes sense.

  • He wanted his supporters to go to sleep,

  • because at least then they'd have napped though his, uh,

  • day in congress when they agreed on a budget

  • that allocates no money for the wall.

  • Zero. Yeah, that's what happened.

  • First, Mexico won't pay; now congress won't pay.

  • Trump is running out of options, right?

  • He's either gonna have to launch a Kickstarter

  • or go on Shark Tank.

  • Which would be really humiliating,

  • because then he'd have to ask for money

  • from real billionaires.

  • And, you know, the longer...

  • -(applause, whooping) -the longer...

  • (cheering and applause)

  • The longer you watched the rally,

  • the more you saw that Trump hasn't changed.

  • So many things are the same.

  • Even his relationship with his one black fan.

  • Thank you for that sign, "Blacks for Trump."

  • -I love that guy. -(rally crowd cheers)

  • "Blacks for Trump."

  • Thank you, thank you.

  • Thank you, man.

  • That's great, that's really cool.

  • (laughter)

  • Even Donald Trump is shocked

  • that there's a black person in his audience.

  • You see how excited he got?

  • (mimics Trump): Oh, wow, that's really cool.

  • Hey!

  • (regular voice): Like, he points out black people in his crowd

  • like he's on a whale watching tour.

  • (mimics Trump): Look over there!

  • Look! A black one. It's so majestic.

  • All right, Jeff Sessions, ready the harpoon.

  • (audience exclaims)

  • (regular voice): Look, I, uh...

  • I wanted Trump to change as much as anyone.

  • He was fun and divisive on the campaign trail,

  • and I hoped, I hoped that the Oval Office

  • would shape him into a white Obama,

  • but we have to admit that it's not gonna happen.

  • Especially when he still says things like this:

  • Media outlets,

  • like CNN and MSNBC

  • are fake news.

  • There's another big gathering taking place tonight

  • in Washington DC.

  • -Did you hear about it? -(rally crowd exclaims)

  • A large group

  • of Hollywood actors...

  • (rally audience exclaiming)

  • and Washington media

  • are consoling each other

  • in a hotel ballroom

  • in our nation's capital right now.

  • They are gathered together

  • for the White House Correspondents' Dinner,

  • -without the president. -(rally crowd laughing)

  • (laughs)

  • Like, uh, like, who is this guy?

  • I wonder if that's how Donald Trump turns down any invitation.

  • (mimics Trump): Eric, next week,

  • it's our birthday party,

  • without the president.

  • (laughter)

  • (regular voice): Now, look, I, I'm not one

  • to call the president a liar,

  • but I don't know if I believe

  • that the Correspondents' Dinner was a sad event.

  • In fact, let's just ask the man who headlined the entire thing,

  • our very own Hasan Minhaj, everybody.

  • (cheers and applause)

  • That's right.

  • That's right, that's right.

  • (cheering and applause continues)

  • That's right, that's right.

  • -Hasan Minhaj. -Mmm.

  • My man.

  • Man, what a great job, dude. You did a great job.

  • Oh, I know, Trevor, I know.

  • I didn't just speak truth to power, Trevor,

  • I kicked power in the balls.

  • You've been trying to take down Trump for a year and a half.

  • I did it in one night.

  • Yep, one night.

  • -Right, right. -Mmm. -(cheering and applause)

  • Hasan, Hasan, Hasan, Hasan.

  • Like you, you crushed it at the dinner,

  • but I don't think you took Trump down.

  • Oh, it was a total knockout finish, my man.

  • I got up, I gave my speech, and then 25 minutes later,

  • Donald Trump resigned the presidency.

  • He cried.

  • He apologized to America for wasting our time.

  • His hair fell off,

  • and then when he bent over to pick it up, he split his pants.

  • You're welcome, America.

  • -We did it, we did it. -No, no, no-- cut it.

  • Hasan. Hasan, sit down, man, sit down.

  • None of that happened.

  • Trump is still president.

  • AUDIENCE: Aw.

  • So all my-- all my roasting had no effect?

  • I-I'm sorry, man.

  • Can I keep the belts?

  • -I mean, you bought them, so, yeah. -Hell, yeah!

  • -I bought them at the airport, man. -(cheering and applause)

  • Hasan Minhaj, everybody.

  • Hasan Minhaj.

Saturday was the hundred-day mark of Trump's presidency,

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