>> Jimmy: ARE YOU A GUY THAT --

ON APRIL FOOLS' DAY I THOUGHT I

SHOULD DO SOMETHING.

AND I THOUGHT I'M NOT GOING TO

DO ANYTHING.

DO YOU DO ANYTHING?

>> NO, I GOT AWAY CLEAN WITH

APRIL FOOLS' DAY.

I NEVER CAN THINK OF ANYTHING

TOO ELABORATE TO DO TO PEOPLE,

AND I DON'T NECESSARILY CARE TO

BE FOOLED MYSELF.

>> Jimmy: DO PEOPLE TRY TO DO

THINGS TO YOU?

.

>> I'VE BEEN FOOLED BEFORE.

>> Jimmy: YEAH?

>> MY PARENTS GOT ME GOOD ONCE.

>> Jimmy: THAT'S FUN WHEN

PARENTS DO THINGS.

>> YOU TELL THIS STORY.

THE MORE YOU TELL IT THE MORE

YOU GO THIS IS REALLY MESSED UP.

WHEN I WAS 10, AND I'M ONE OF

FOUR, AND MY PARENTS SAT US DOWN

AT DINNER AND TOLD US WE WERE

ALL GOING TO MOVE TO LONDON.

MY FATHER GOT TRANSFERRED AND

WE'RE ALL GOING TO MOVE.

WE STARTED BAWLING.

CRYING AT DINNER.

AND THEY KEPT IT GOING.

THE WHOLE DINNER.

PROBABLY FOR AT LEAST AN HOUR.

>> Jimmy: REALLY?

>> YEAH.

>> Jimmy: LIKE DID YOU GO GET

PASSPORT PHOTOS?

[ LAUGHTER ]

>> I MEAN, WE CAME AROUND.

[ CRYING ]

OKAY.

WE MADE PEACE WITH IT.

AND THEY JUST SAID OH, IT'S A

BIG JOKE.

>> Jimmy: I MEAN, IN A WAY IT'S

THE REASON YOU HAVE KIDS, SO YOU

CAN TORTURE THEM LIKE THAT.

[ LAUGHTER ]

>> DID YOU HAVE A GOOD APRIL

FOOLS' DAY?

>> Jimmy: EVERY DAY WAS APRIL

FOOLS' DAY AT MY HOUSE.

MY MOTHER USED TO LIE ON THE

GROUND AND PRETEND TO BE DEAD.

[ LAUGHTER ]

UNTIL WE CRIED.

NOT QUITE MOVING TO LONDON.

>> THAT'S AGGRESSIVE.

THAT'S REALLY AGGRESSIVE.

IT TAKES COMMITMENT.

>> Jimmy: DO YOU FEEL LIKE THAT

HAD ANY EFFECT ON YOUR PSYCHE,

GOOD OR BAD?

>> NO, NO.

I MEAN, MY FAMILY IS PRETTY

LOOSE.

WE ALWAYS HAD A GOOD TIME.

AND LIKE I SAID, WHEN YOU LOOK

BACK, YOU'RE LIKE MAN, THESE

GUYS HAD A GOOD TIME BEING

PARENTS.

>> Jimmy: AND EVENTUALLY YOU'LL

GET YOUR TURN AND YOU'LL DO ALL

THAT STUFF.