some of my favorite mom quotes from you guys.

Here we go.

This first one is from @Martycheddar.

He says...

[ Laughter and applause ]

This one's from @Rachelle1101.

She says...

[ Laughter ]

-Oh, that's a hoot.

-Oh, that's a hoot.

OTAH. -OTAH.

-OTAH. Oh, that is a hoot.

[ Laughter ]

-That's two hoots.

-That's a toodle. Toodles.

OTAH.

I think that can catch on. That's good.

This one is from @alainagendron.

She says...

-Oh!

[ Applause ]

-That's a pretty good bit.

-How rude of you!

-This next one's from @mistyfox.

She says...

[ Laughter and applause ]

You take a Goober home again?

[ Goober voice ] Yeah, I guess I did.

[ Normal voice ] This one's from @kaitbly17.

She says...

Play Boy. Game Boy. Ah, whatever.

-Oh, that's a hoot.

[ Laughter ]

-He just plays it for the articles.

-Yeah, yeah. [ Laughs ]

-This one's from @Madisonbellis10.

She says...

-Yeah!

-Whoa.

-Wow.

Boing!

[ Bass drum hit ]

[ Cymbal hit ]

[ Laughter ]

[ Drum hit ]

This one's from @NateHoot.

-That's a hoot. -Oh, that's a hoot.

[ Laughter ]

That's a real hoot.

OTAH.

-OTAH to the max.

-OTAH.

-Haters gonna hate.

Hooters gonna hoot.

[ Laughter ]

[ Applause ]

-What? Get out of here. Go. Just go. Just go.

[ Blues music plays ]

Steve Higgins. There he goes.

Get out of here. Love you, buddy.

I love you, man.

Love you.

Steve Higgins, everybody. Steve Higgins.

Three years in the business.

[ Music ends ]

Uh, hey. You're back.

-Yeah.

-What happened?

-Not a hoot out there.

-Oh, yeah.

This one is from @NateHoot.

He says...

[ Laughter and applause ]

-No, I'm your son.

I not gonna try to destroy your --

What? [ Laughs ]

I'm purposely trying to destroy your computer, Mom.

Gosh. Parents just don't understand computers.

Am I gonna be like this?

-Yeah. Something with the glob-glib.

You don't even know what it is.

Hasn't been invented.

-Yeah. I try to FaceTime with my family...

-Dad, you got a bleep-bloop.

-...and my mom and dad, they don't understand.

They don't know where the camera's aimed.

It's going up their nose, and I hear, "What?

Where are you? What?

I can't see me."

I go, "You're not supposed to. We're not gonna worry about you.

Look at the kids." [ Sighs ]

"Where are -- Where am I?"

Where are you? No, you're home.

[ Laughter ]

"I'm taping cardboard over the camera

'cause they can see you."

No one's trying to spy on you, Dad.

[ Laughter ]

"Yeah, they could take my secret recipe."

Yeah, right.

[ Laughter ]

No one's breaking into your hard drive.

Please.

This one's from @PeachesK1974.

She says...

Oh, that's pretty good.

-Come on. -Not bad.

-Not bad.

How's Jovi Bon Jovi?

-This one's from @TheLordHasSpoke.

[ Laughter ]

-Well, it's hard to ignore those tweets.

-Fanta-- [ Laughs ]

He says...

Hey.

Absolute. I love it.

[ Laughs ]

[ Applause ]

Box wine, man. Nothing wrong with it, man.

-A refrigerator box. -Yeah, exactly.

Yeah.

This one's from @Zwackinator.

-Zwackinator?

-Wasn't that your nickname in college?

-It was, but that was before Twitter.

[ Laughter ]

-How many steps you have on your Fitbit?

[ Laughter ]

-Like 30,000. -43,000.

-30,000 when I'm wearing it on my right hand.

-You haven't left the room, and you have 30,000 steps.

-On my left hand, none -- like, zero.

[ Laughter ]

[ Blues music plays ]

There he is. Get out of here.

Take off. I love you, man.

♪♪

Steve Higgins, everybody. Here we go.

We're down to our last one.

It's our last one here, everybody.

This one is from @Brigreenspan.

She says...

[ Laughter ]

There you have it.

Those are "'Tonight Show' Hashtags."

Happy Mother's Day, moms!

Check out more of our favorites. Go to tonightshow.com/hashtags.