- Let's talk about that.

(fun theme music)

(fire blazing)

Good Mythical Morning.

- Listen young millennials and you shall hear of a time when

the internet had not yet appeared.

It was a time when, for entertainment purposes, we would

play out of doors.

Unless of course we were some of those who were allergic to

all things out of doors and then we would play in of doors.

And when in of doors we would play Jenga.

- That's right.

Today we are bringing back Jenga in a very big way.

There are some Jenga challenges already out there on YouTube

but we gon' mix things up a little bit and add some food.

It's time for This Isn't Boy Meets World, There Is No

Topanga, We've Got Some Weird Food And We're

Playing Some Jenga.

- Looky here, we have a custom made, color coded Jenga tower

and each color corresponds to the same colored bucket which

has a food item within it.

Whenever you remove a piece you have to eat something from

that colored bucket.

The loser is the person who of course topples the tower.

They have to eat a smoothie of everything in all of their

buckets and it ain't gonna be nice.

- Okay, and the foods go from good to bad.

In my blue bucket I have something I really

like, Little Smokies.

- Mm, in my blue bucket I have Frosted Mini Wheats.

- In my green bucket I have, what, is that a cherry?

- [Stevie] They're umeboshi plums.

- Oh, I don't like those.

(crew laughs)

- It's just sour.

- Those really sour plums, I don't like 'em.

- Well, actually, I have seaweed in mine, I

don't like seaweed.

- Oh, that's a personal problem.

In my yellow bucket I have Oreos but it looks like there's

something else inside of them.

What is that?

- [Stevie] That's cat food.

- Oh, gosh.

Cat food filled Oreos. - It gets to cat food

by bucket three?

- [Rhett] (groaning) Oh.

- Then what's in my Twinkies that are in my yellow bucket?

- [Stevie] That would be marmite.

- Oh. (laughs)

- You wanna trade?

(laughs)

- Yeah, I like cat food.

- In my orange bucket I have--

- [Stevie] Those are pig anus cupcakes iced

with caviar spread.

- Pain-us cakes?

(crew laughs)

(laughs) Good luck with that, brother.

I have almond encrusted butter balls.

- [Stevie] Those are raw oysters wrapped in blue cheese.

- I really wanna trade with you man.

- You get the raw deal.

- I have pig anus.

- What's in your red one?

- Is that freakin' cubed blood?

- [Stevie] Yep.

- Oh, gosh.

- And I have what looks to be shriveled up witch hands.

(crew laughs)

- [Stevie] Those are spiders.

- Oh, okay. - Big spiders.

- Well, I don't wanna trade.

- And there's a mystery bucket that obviously is a mystery.

- Will remain a mystery.

- Let's get started

so that we can - Okay.

- Get this over with.

- I went first in the wedgie game so why don't you do the

honors and go first, Link.

And we're playing a slightly relaxed version of Jenga, you

Jenga experts out there.

- We're allowing for

poking of things and we're also

allowing of removing with two hands.

Not just one.

But you're kinda massaging it.

(crew laughs)

- Oh, there we go.

Green is, okay, well.

I'm gonna go with this is-- - Yeah.

Your strategy's interesting.

- So there we go.

- Okay.

- Put it up. - Link, put it on top.

- Oh, it goes on top, yeah.

(crew laughs) - We are playing

by that rule.

- Alright, and then I'm gonna eat...

Oh, my goodness.

Oh.

- It's not that bad, come on man.

- It's horrible.

Have your go.

- I love Little Smokies.

(gags)

Looking for the smoky.

Oh, there's a smoky.

There's a smoky, oh.

Okay.

- Oh, you can't hold the whole thing while you stack it.

- Well, I did.

(crew laughs)

I just wanted a smoky, man.

Let a man have a little alone time with a smoky.

- I'm just going for blues now too.

Mini wheat.

Red, oh, I'm not taking that red out.

Homie don't play that.

(crew laughs)

What is this I'm, okay.

Oyster ball. - What is this?

I'm nervous, man.

- (sighing) Ah.

Ah.

Put this up here.

And usually this is the point where you're relieved except

now I have to eat a huge oyster ball.

- You'll love it.

It's like a cheese ball.

Like Christmas time.

(gags)

(crew laughs)

Oh, come on now.

It's like Christmas time at Mama Di's house.

- Go ahead.

Oh. - We really need

to be getting something...

(gags)

Oh.

From the middle.

- [Stevie] Oh.

- [Link] Ah.

- Oh.

(crew laughs)

- What color is that?

- It's red.

- (laughs) Yeah, go for it.

- Oh, gosh. - Wants to come out.

- [Rhett] So early.

- Oh, be careful.

Oh, goodness.

Ooo, look at that.

It's like pulling out a drawer from

a safe deposit box. - It's like I'm

dealing with C4.

Feel like Macgyver.

That's good, that's good.

What's not good is what it's about to happen.

- What it's about to happen.

That's small, you can just swallow that.

- You don't understand how much I hate this.

- I could understand, yeah, 'cause I also hate it.

- I hate this kinda thing!

I hate blood!

(gags)

(laughs) - Take a knee.

You're on the front row of the school picture now.

I gotta get a blue out.

- Ah, I got it down.

- [Link] Ooo, she's tight.

(crew laughs)

Green one.

Oh, my goodness.

- Oh, I see a little peekin'!

- (laughs) Yeah that red one's peekin' but he wants to go

back into hiding. - No, no he doesn't.

He wants to come out, man.

Be careful, be careful. - Oh, my goodness.

Oh.

Woo. - Whoa.

- Put this here.

Oh! (laughs)

- Oh, my.

Oh, that's close.

Okay.

- [Link] Man, now I gotta eat a

dagum spider. - Oh.

- Ah!

You know what, this is just a hairy potato chip.

- Yeah, it's nothing to it, man.

I just got blood down.

It was nothing. - Ha-pa pa pa pa

pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa

pop into my mouth and then I chew it

- Yeah. - Then I swallow

- Yeah. - Then I forget it

ever happened - Yeah.

- Let's do it - Yeah.

- Let's do it. - Yeah.

(crunching) Chew.

Chew it. - [Crew] Oh.

- Chew it.

Chew it.

Yeah, chew it. (gags)

Now chew it.

Chew it, chew it.

Swallow, swallow, swallow.

- Just need some water.

- I can smell it from here.

(gags)

I can smell your mouth spider.

- Oh, gosh, your go.

- Okay.

- Now you 'bout to topple this tower.

- Why does this keep happening?

Oh, of course I'm loose.

I'm a mystery block.

- [Link] Going for the mystery.

- I just don't wanna lose at this point.

This is gonna help our cause up here though, I believe.

- Yeah, it might balance it out.

Oh, daddy.

(laughs)

Fall.

- Daddy's home.

(crew laughs)

Okay, let's see. - Yeah but what's in

your mystery bucket?

- [Rhett] Oh, it's just dates.

- [Stevie] Those are Little Smokies in glue.

(laughs)

- Oh, that's not too bad.

(crew laughs)

- But you gotta really slather the glue.

That way that Little Smoky never leaves

your digestive tract.

- [Rhett] Okay.

- Do it for Elmer.

(crew laughs)

I wouldn't get close to that tower.

- The smoky part is good.

The gluey part is unpleasant.

My fingers are gonna get stuck together.

Mm.

- Alright, I found this yellow one's loose here.

- Nice work, Link.

Man.

Oh.

- Oh, man.

- Marmite Twinkie.

- Now this stuff is salty.

- [Stevie] You just have to take a big bite.

- Oh!

- Good, huh?

- Like a rotten Twinkie.

Oh.

Not as bad as a spider though.

- [Rhett] This is next level stuff here, man.

- Here's a mystery right there.

It's no longer a mystery.

You wanna eat some more glue?

- [Rhett] Oh, (laughs) oh ho ho.

Oh, I found a loosy goosy.

- There she is.

- Okay, this is low so

this is...

(tense music)

Oh, yeah. - Oh, halfway there.

But where you gon' put it?

- Okay, well I since I took - You basically just need to

- One off of that side. - Guess.

- I have to put it on this side.

(tense music)

(panting)

- Dang it.

- Okay and I get to eat pig anus.

(crew laughs)

Pig anus donuts you said?

- [Stevie] Cupcake.

- Cupcake?

- Oh, my goodness, gross!

♫ Chomp, chomp, chomp.

♫ Swallow, swallow, swallow.

♫ Forget what you're eatin'

♫ Even though it's the anus of a pig

Boy, that pig been squatin' in the stye over some caviar.