Beauty.

Curiosity.

Black people.

White people.

Indian people.

The other Indian people.

The world is ready for something new.

I'm Steve Trabajo, founder and CEO of Pineapple.

Pineapple is like Apple, but a little bit (bleep).

I remember my uncle once told me

"Mijo, great things happen all at once."

And then he died...

from alcoholism.

Here at Pineapple, we’re committed to making sure our customers get the best techno-

tech-

technolog-

technological

experience in the world.

When you walk into an Apple store it's complicated.

There’s like all these lines, all these people, it’s confusing.

Not with Pineapple.

You walk into a Pineapple store, it’s easy.

It's just one guy there.

He’s kind of sketchy, but he helps you with whatever you need.

>> ANWAR JIBAWI: Come in! Come in!

Shut the door! Shut the door! Shut the door!

[banging sound]

Good to go my boy!

Want some weed?

>> RUDY MANCUSO: At Pineapple, we’re all about making people happy.

That’s why I've created the new Pineapple iPhone 7.

It’s just like the iPhone 7 except it’s a lot (bleep).

I promise you this phone is amazing.

Here’s why:

Scratch-Screen

With an Apple iPhone 7, you could drop it

and scratch it and that’s a real problem, but the Pineapple iPhone 7 it’s already cracked.

So there’s no disappointment.

You could drop it and it’s already (bleep), so you don’t have to worry about it.

Anti-Ugly Camera

Here at Pineapple, we’re tired of seeing ugly people on the Internet.

So thats why we invented this new feature where your pictures actually make you better looking.

Check this out.

See that?

It makes me way better looking.

Sidechick Messaging

Are you ever hanging out with your girlfriend or your boyfriend

and your side chick or your side dick texts you and you’re like oh (bleep)

and you get in trouble?

Your worries are over.

We’re proud to introduce our new messaging feature where anytime your sidechick or sidedick

texts you it looks like you’re getting a text message from your mom.

It’s very beautiful and we're really excited about it.

Pineapple Music

Selena Gomez.

Ariana Grande.

Drake.

Rihanna.

Justin Bieber.

These are just a few of the artists that

that we do not feature.

Uh, but, because we couldn’t close any deals, but it doesn’t matter.

Plus, there's more.

For a limited time, if you purchase the new Pineapple iPhone 7

you also get the Pineapple watch.

Which is really dope.

It’s like the Apple watch, but it’s a little (bleep).

And if you’re not convinced, see what these people had to say when they experienced the phone for the first time.

Uh… it’s broken.

What the (bleep) is this?

It's horrible.

>> MAIA MITCHELL: Is this part of it?

>> JEFF WITTEK: It's broken. It's broken.

I mean it's not even working.

[chuckles]

>> MAIA MITCHELL: ...um

>> JEFF WITTEK: Take this. Get the (bleep)...

>> RUDY MANCUSO: Look at it for a couple of minutes >> JEFF WITTEK: Get the (bleep) out of here!

>> RUDY MANCUSO: Don’t waste your time with the iPhone 7.

It’s expensive, it’s like over 1,000 dollars.

Not ours, you know how much ours is?

Whatever you got in your pocket.

I’m Steve Trabajo.

CEO and founder of Pineapple.

Pineapple.

Think a little (bleep).

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