♫ So I could marry a homeless Arabian man

♫ I wish I could be a Disney Princess

♫ So I could have furniture as my only friends

♫ And I wish I could be Disney Princess

♫ So I could fight the Mongolian Army single-handedly

♫ I wish I could be a Disney Princess

♫ So I could live with seven tiny men

♫ If I were a Disney Princess

♫ I would have everything at my finger tips

♫ I could be Native American

♫ If I were a Disney Princess

♫ I could cry life-saving tears

♫ I could resurrect dead men with my tears

♫ Jasmine, I wanna be you,

♫ Cinderella, I wanna be you

♫ I just don't wanna be the part of your life

♫ Where you were a slave

♫ Pocahontas, I wanna be you,

♫Ariel, I wanna be you so I could hang out with

♫ Giant sassy drag queen squids

♫ I wish I could be a Disney Princess

♫ So I could marry some guy who kisses me as I sleep

♫ And I wish I could be a Disney Princess

♫ So I could be afraid of making ice

♫ 'Cause I don't wanna kill my sister ♫

- Alex, do you wanna play with me?

- No. - OK!

♫ I wish I could be a Disney Princess

♫ So I could have a man climb up my head ♫

- Yes, yes, yes.

♫ I wish I could be a Disney Princess

♫ So I could have horse mice

♫ I really want horse mice

♫ If I were a Disney Princess

♫ I would have everything at my finger tips

♫ I could be African American

♫ If I were a Disney Princess

♫ I could go on psychedelic trips

♫ Making tapestries with bears

♫ Aurora, I wanna be you,

♫ Snow White, I wanna be you

♫ I just don't wanna be the part of your life

♫ Where you are poisoned, no

♫ Belle, I wanna be you,

♫ Mulan, I wanna be you so that I could have a sassy dragon

♫ I want a sassy dragon

♫ I wanna be a Disney Princess

♫ And if I were I'd take no recess to spread the word

♫ That love it's the best way to live your life

♫ I'd be a handsome man's wife

♫ And we'd kiss, and we'd kiss

♫ And we'd kiss

♫ I wish I could be a Disney Princess

♫ So I could marry a homeless Arabian man ♫