Today, we are at Islands of Adventure

riding the amazing Jurassic Park River Adventure.

MURR: While we're on the ride,

the other guys will be telling us

bizarre things to say to the other boat riders.

SAL: And if you refuse to say anything, you lose.

Ta-da!

[Laughter]

JOE: He looks like he's animatronic. MURR: I know.

Q: You know, this is my tourist look.

I'm looking like a sweet tourist right now.

SAL: You look like a guy that camps out on line

and comes here every single day.

MAN: All right, everybody.

The bar's gonna go all the way down.

Joe: All right, the bar is down.

The game begins. Here we go, buddy.

SAL: One more ride, and it's night-night forever.

Q: One more ride,

and it's night-night forever for me, you know?

[Laughter]

MURR: One down.

Here we go.

JOE: Now you want to clap coming through the door.

You want to clap coming through the door.

Look at him!

[Laughter]

Oh, my God.

MURR: Q, say, "Sure.

Dinosaur bites someone, everyone cheers.

I do it and get slapped with restraining orders."

Q: Look at that.

A dinosaur bites someone, everybody cheers.

I bite one, and the cops get involved.

[Laughter]

MURR: All right, Q, to the girl to your right,

I want you to say,

"You shouldn't show so much skin in public."

Q: I can't say that.

Joe: Oh, and that does it!

No! No! Q!

And you sunk the boat!

[Buzzer]

SAL: I have a little surprise today, guys. - All right.

I'm not gonna go today.

- What? - I have my friend

Matthew Lewis, from the "Harry Potter" movies,

filling in for me today. - Yes!

I finally get a break!

Q: Ah, you learned.

You're bringing a ringer, eh?

JOE: You're taking his place?

You think this is a good choice?

Look at how nice he is.

MATTHEW: I don't think it's a good choice.

No, don't say that.

I'm putting my faith in you. - We'll see.

SAL: All right, you got it.

It's all up here, okay?

I love you.

Q: There he goes.

MATTHEW: I'm gonna make it look easy.

[Laughter]

All aboard. Here we go, buddy.

MURR: We want you to clap really big

when the doors open.

[Laughter]

Turn to the girl and say,

"I wasn't always this hot. Soak it in."

You know, I wasn't always this hot.

You should soak it in.

[Laughter]

Look at her face! Look at her face!

JOE: They hate you! They absolutely hate you!

MURR: Matt, turn to the guy to your left and say,

"Can I smell your hair?"

Can I smell your hair?

No, no.

That's a good call.

[Laughter]

JOE: In the U.K.,

this boat would be on the other side of the river.

[Laughter]

Matthew: You know, in the U.K.,

this boat would be on the other side of the river.

- Really? - Yeah.

MURR: So stupid. MATTHEW: We do it the right way, you see.

[Laughter]

Q: That's why the pound is worth more than the dollar.

That's why the pound

is worth more than the dollar, you know?

'Cause we do it that way.

[Laughter]

~ You are entering the raptor containment area. ~

MURR: Apologies, I should have showered.

[Laughter]

To the whole boat, to the whole boat.

And then after you say

"Apologies, I should have showered,"

I want you to shout out "Hashtag: Stank!".

[Laughter]

Apologies, guys, I should have showered.

Hashtag: Stank!

SAL: Yes!

JOE: Matthew Lewis for the win. Q: Wow.

JOE: Sal, you made a great choice, buddy. MURR: Well done.