Oh my god!

Oh... ok...

Wait! Why are you taking your shirt off? Is that necessary?

I'm feeling very nervous.

Like I've been public speaking, and I hate public speaking, nearly got hit by a car

and this is definitely the most nervous I've ever been.

So... I've... never... I can't talk! Never touched a penis!

I've never, ever, ever, ever touched a penis before.

I've never touched a penis before.

I should not be nervous to do this. It's just a body.

I feel like I've gone thought my whole life trying to avoid this moment!

I feel like it's gonna feel like, you know, when you go to the vet and your cat has to get, like, an injection

so they'll shave the fur off the cat. And then it's like the loose skin, but like a bag of raisins.

I think it will be like a snake!

It's not hard right?

Oh it's softer than I thought it would be!

I'm shaking...

*laughs*

Alright!

I notice that there is a lot of like... Hair going on, so it's nice.

It feels like Play-Doh... That's been warmed up.

It's a lot harder than I expected. Like, Not that it's like hard as in like.. you have a boner! But it's like... hard.

It feels like when I was a butcher and I would stuff the turkey necks

with the corn on the cob for Christmas.

Like I didn't think balls would be that big...

...a little bit like a noodle.

It feels like a hot dog, like, if you went to a picnic

and then you left the hot dog out

and then you went back and then you were like,

"Oh this hot dog is still okay, but it's a little hard."

Like, not like the noodle you play in the water with, but like the noodle you get, like at an Italian restaurant.

*laughs*

It feels like my vagina. It's just skin. That's all it is.

So you could like move it all around - it doesn't hurt?

Oh my God! Look at it, like, go back and forth.

Oh my God...that's not what I thought it would feel like at all.

*sighs* I feel relieved!

Alright, I think I've had enough.

I will probably never do this again.

I am definitely a lesbian.

It was very eye-opening, and I really appreciate you letting me touch your [bleep].

I'm gonna call my mom.

Mom (phone): "Hi honey..."

Guess what I....guess what I just did for Bria and Chrissy's video?

I touched a penis for the first time ever.

Mom (phone): *gasps* "Oh my God.."

I will keep my distance. Schlong will stay over here. I will stay over here.

What do you think are you proud of me?

Mom (phone): "I'm shocked."

It's just a body part it's not out to get me.

It was a gay boy penis and it was a nice one...

You're a beautiful creature, and I respect you for being a beautiful creature..

you're just a beautiful creature that I don't ever want to...engage with.

Even if I had wanted a penis before - because some women do -

like we think about it, and I do dream about having a penis an awful lot...

it feels good in a dream, but

I feel like experiencing it, it just kind of flops around,

and I don't know if I would like that.

Appreciate, not procreate.

It's healthy and it's normal to celebrate everybody's body for what it is,

but it doesn't mean you have to be attracted to it.

"oh...gotta go..."

*laughs*

There not as soft as I thought they were gonna be...

Just squishy.

Like a dead one at the beach or something and it's just kinda flopping around.

It feels meaty.

...the slab of meat.

I can like make a steak out of this.