It's Pe-Pewdiepie,

----Pewdiepie

The name is Pewdiepie

名字是Pewdiepie

Welcome back to another episode of Little Nightmares

歡迎回到另一集的"Little Nightmares(小小惡夢)"

Part *2*

"第二集"

Glad you could make it,

很高興你能到來

eheee ehhhh it's good to see you here again,

唉....很高興再看到你一次

Let's uh... keep playing this game,

讓我們...繼續玩這個遊戲

Last time I failed pretty epically(Is that even a word ?)

上次我非常"震撼的"失敗了(有這個字嗎?)

EPICALLY! *over-used soundboard*

"震撼的"

Sorry, [okay], um there's this fucking asshole in here. Let's just say hello to him right away

抱歉,這裡有個渾蛋在裡面,我們馬上來跟他打個招呼

Fuck, this thing was pretty creepy.

靠北,這東西超詭異的

This fucking part legit turning down(No idea what he just said).

這邊氣氛(?)迅速變恐怖

Ah fuck. fuck. shit. shit.

(狂罵髒話)

Okay, hey hey, how you doing buddy? *kisses* You're looking good. You are looking real nice!

好的,嘿!嘿!你怎麼樣阿兄弟*親親* 你看起來不錯,你看起來真棒~

Please don't find me

拜託別找到我

Man, last time it went more aggresive

天哪,上一次他更兇狠

Oh no, it's not scripted

喔不,他不是寫好腳本的(會即時運算)

Uh well, I suppose somewhat scripted

喔,我猜某人是有按照腳本的

Let's just take it nice and easy

我們就慢慢的輕鬆的---

Alright, nice and easy now boys, nice and easy

好的,慢慢的輕鬆的男孩們.漫漫輕鬆的

Way to start an episode.

好方法開始個新的一集

God damn

天哪

Are those babies sleeping on the bed?

那些是寶寶睡在床上嗎?

RUN!!!

跑啊!!!

No, what are you doing [climb] climb climb climb climb climb

不!你在幹嘛?!爬爬爬快爬

There you go. We're safe.

就是這樣,我們安全了

High five, out of my hands

擊掌!不用我的手

sooo, that was a headfive ?

所以 那是個"擊頭"

It's same thing

反正都一樣

Shit

阿喔

Hey boxes, fuck you. fuck you boxes. Got him got him

嘿!箱子,去你的,去你的箱子,

It's really weird you gotta jump

這真的很奇怪,你要跳

and then hold down the mouse button it's kind of.....(inaudible)

然後又要按住滑鼠,像是.....哈!

nailed it

搞定!

fuck that place man

操那個地方,老兄

ah jeez

阿-天哪

This game is proper scary man.

這遊戲恐怖的恰到好處,老兄

I like it though, I like it. Do you like it ?

但是我喜歡,我喜歡,你們喜歡嗎?

Leave a comment right now.(Nah)

現在就留個言

telling me

告訴我...

What are you wearing?

你現在穿什麼(́◕◞౪◟◕‵)

That's right.

沒錯

I know I know you're not wearing pants

我知道你沒穿褲子(́◕◞౪◟◕‵)

Disgusting, put on some pants.

噁心,穿上褲子啦(´⊙ω⊙`)

Oh shit, uhh it's giving me stomach ache

喔糟了,他讓我肚子痛

I'm hungry. Could that be it?

我餓了?是這樣嗎?

Like I got a lot of energy. An energy, got a lot of energy. Got~

我很有活力呢,很有活力呢~活力呢(唱)

Shit, I'm really starving is that the baumbach the Cafeteria. We call it. We call it bottling

糟了,我真的很餓 那是"邦巴"嗎?自助餐廳嗎? 我們在瑞典叫它"邦巴"

if you're cool, you call it bum Ba if you

如果你酷,你就會叫他"邦巴"

Lame you call it like it does anyone give a shit. No joke. I'm really starving here

如果你很遜你,就會叫他...有人他媽的在乎嗎? 你才不在乎呢... 喔!我真的很餓

Okay, we'll see if we can make it there

好的,我們來看看我可不可以撐到那

All right, come on lady

好吧,來吧小姐

Can I have a sandwich please?

我可以來個三明治嗎? 拜託

Hi ! Thank you buddy. Hey, that's so nice. Thank you ! MINE

嘿!謝謝你兄弟, 嘿,你人真好!謝謝你 我的!(咬)

Okay, we ate a- I hope there was nothing. I hope you didn't do anything bad with it

好的,我吃了個... 我希望...希望你沒在裡面加什麼不好的東西

You don't seem like the trust-worthy kind but thank you

你看起來不太像值得相信的樣子 但是謝謝你~

Thanks!!

謝謝啦~

I'll give you a Hillary Clinton. Thank you

給你一個"Hillary Clinton"(按) 謝謝你~

Jump, thank you

跳! 謝謝你

Let's go through here. We now have the strength. Oh. God. That's a noose

讓我們穿過這裡,我現在有力氣了 喔天,那是個上吊繩

That's a noose. I hope we don't get to use it. I don't hope we don't get to use the noose

那是個上吊繩,我希望我們沒有要使用它 希望沒有要"使用"(use)那條"上吊繩"(noose)

I'm sorry. I need to stop I can't help myself

我很抱歉,我必須停止,但我沒辦法控制

I'm in the sewer. What is this? Oh boy this looking scary boy?

我在下水道?這是什麼? 喔孩子,這看起來很恐怖孩子

Do you think we can climb in the background? I think maybe?

你覺得我們可以爬上背景那嗎? 我覺得或許...?

Cool. Okay. Why are we doing this?

酷,好的,為什麼我們要這麼做?

Oh Oh shit, okay we're fine.

喔!喔!糟了...好,我們沒事

I was hoping we could ah jump

我希望我們可以跳到...

Again, oh we can okay cool

喔我們可以! 好喔,酷

Bit weird, I like it. I love this game

有點詭異 我喜歡!我愛這個遊戲!

It's incredible. I hope it stays consistent, you know?

很難以置信的美妙,我希望他能始終如一 你懂嗎?

I don't know what the point of litting these they are but they're lit, so it's all good. Why are you watching me?

我不知道點燃這個的意義是什麼? 但是他"燃"了,這非常好 幹嘛這樣看我(笑)

*Laughs*

(笑)

Got em

成功

Okay, so we're here now

好的,所以我們在這了

Can we climb the chain perhaps? Yes we can.

也許我們可以爬上鎖鏈? 好,我們可以

Yes we can everybody! On a roll! I love the flow and rhythm of the game

我們可以!各位! 我愛這遊戲各種的變化性

and a lot of people don't like it was almost like games play themselves, but

有很多人不喜歡 像是遊戲本身自己按照套路走 但...

Aah you fucking idiot

阿,你這笨蛋

Zero deaths okay? Uh what's that oh?

零死亡!好嗎? 阿....你看那是什麼?(指)

Look there was a glitch in the game where I wake up here. That's so strange. I wonder what happened. There are deaths

(叭叭)喔看,是個遊戲的小故障,我怎麼在這醒來 真奇怪,不知道發生什麼事了?(裝傻) 零死亡!!!

That's what Fuckin happend

這就是他媽的事情經過

That's what fuckin happend real heroes never die because that's a reference. I don't play overwatch

這就是他媽的事情經過, "真正的英雄不會死"...? 我不玩鬥陣特攻(overwatch)

I'm not a fucking nerd. I don't play games

我不是個宅宅,我不玩遊戲的(?)

Games are for nerds honestly

遊戲是給宅宅玩的,說真的

Right you don't play games either. You've watched people play games. That's hardcore

對吧?你也不玩遊戲 你"看"別人玩遊戲 超猛der

I'm only playing games because I have to okay like I would not be playing this game games over nerds man

我會玩遊戲是因為我必須玩好嗎? 不然我才不會玩這遊戲,遊戲是給宅宅的

Is that a good monologue?

這是個好獨白嗎?(笑)

go

衝!

nailed it

搞定!

Why am I not just editing it out these bits. I kind of like it to flow the game

為什麼我不選擇後製上這些東西, 我希望它能符合這遊戲

I don't want to interrupt it. You know what I mean

我不想干擾這遊戲的氣氛, 你懂我的意思嗎?

Maybe I'll try and cut as little as I as I can you fucking idiot. Oh, okay. We're fine. I

也許我會試著剪一些掉(剪輯),如果我可以的話 你這天殺的笨蛋 喔!好喔,我們沒事

Wasn't talking to you. I'm talking to me never call you an idiot

喔,我在跟自己說話, 我絕對不會叫你笨蛋

Unless you did something really stupid

除非...你做了什麼真的很蠢的事...

In front of me. Hey! (looks at camera)

在我的面前...嘿!(盯)

That's right. See if we can do this jump properly this time that would be great. I'm gonna go as high as possible

(pew審視)

Woah, we can really get high in this game. Jump! Ow!

沒錯~ 來看看這次我們可否跳的剛好,那會很棒 我要盡可能的爬高...

Why didn't you tell me why didn't you tell me that was a bad idea?

哇,這遊戲裡我們可以爬的真高... 跳! 啊...

There was a fucking ladder there. Why didn't you tell me?

為什麼不跟我說? 為什麼不跟我說那是個壞主意?

Aren't you glad you're watching this I know I know I hate myself too. It's okay

那裡有個天殺的梯子在那, 為什麼你不跟我說?

fuck

是否很榮幸關看我的頻道呢? 我懂,我懂...我也恨我自己,沒關係的

How am I supposed to jump here?

靠北

Definitely not like that. Get some shoes girl

我該怎麼跳到這??

Okay, we can't move the ladder, but we can climb here, so fuck it

絕對不是那樣, 穿雙鞋子吧,女孩

Life's handing you ladders, make lemonade

好的,我們不能移動梯子, 但是我們可以爬這邊,去他的

No, I definitely got that quote right, okay?

"當生命給你梯子時，就把它們搾成檸檬水"

Dammit

不,那句諺語我鐵定說對了,好嗎?

I don't know if I could have it [alright]. Let's try this one. Yeah

| |ヽ(́ ◕◞౪◟◕‵)ﾉ

Hey, what fun for you hey? Hey? [oh] shit shit shit. What do we do with that? Oh?

ヽ(́◕◞౪◟◕‵)ﾉ| |

oh

ヽ(́◕◞౪◟◕‵)ﾉ(晃來晃去) 好的,我們試試看這個----

No, no no no no no no come back here. Come back here come back here

嘿~這裡有什麼?嘿! 糟了糟糟糟 我們要拿那做什麼?

Come back and come back up up up [again]. You ain't going nowhere son

喔

Boom smack aah ass, and then now we go party don't leave without me. Thank you. Thank [you]. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you

不不不不不~回來這兒~ 回來這兒~回來這兒~

Excellent feel we did it. I don't even need your help

回來這兒~來來來 你哪兒都別想去,孩子

So judge full okay, so judge full and I don't appreciate it

蹦!粉碎他的屁屁 然後我們走!派對開... 別丟下我Σ(*ﾟдﾟ) 謝謝~謝謝~謝謝~

Fuck another puzzle help help me please

做的好!我們做到了 我根本不需要你幫忙

Come on. Come on. Just squeeze it up fine. What about this one?

評判滿點 我一點都不感謝

Hey, that's pretty good

靠北另一個謎題, 救命,幫幫我,拜託

someone please

來~來~擠出來就好 算了,那這一個呢?

Stop [stop] nope

嘿~進行的還不錯

Okay, here we go [alright] it's a puzzle got it I?

拜託誰都好

That one doesn't want to go out that's okay. Not everyone in life wants to go out

快停止,停下,不!

some people like going in

好的,我們走,我知道這個謎題了

I'm more of a~ I'm more of an "in" person. You know what I mean

那一個不想出來, 沒關係 並不是每個人人生中都想出來(?)

What kind of dance is that lady?

有些人喜歡進去(?)

Excuse me

我比較...比較偏"進去"的那類型(內向) 你懂我的意思嗎?

Yasss~ baby

這是哪種舞步阿?小姐

Did it. We did it! Woohoo!

借過一下

Oh, oh yeah, I forgot we have a short amount of time

好耶~寶貝

Let's hurry up. Babarapbabapbarapbarap~

做到了!我們做到了!嗚呼!

squeeze through

喔,喔對, 我忘了我們只有一小段時間可以通過

Okay, another creepy area. Push it. Im'ma push it all right

我們快點,巴巴拉巴巴...(唱)

Why did I do that? Why did I do this? I'm fine [all]

~擠過去~

We're down there, okay. That's cool. Zero deaths by the way. Zero deaths. What's that?

好的,另一個詭異的區域, 推他! 好的!

Why are we here?

為什麼我要這麼做?為什麼我要這樣做? 我沒事!

We respawn here all the way down, What do I do?

喔!我們下去那兒了!好的,酷 零死亡!!順帶一提,零死亡!! 那是什麼?(指)

but why I ask, it doesn't make much [sense], but uh

為什麼我們在這?

Disgusting [oh], it's the fucking slugs. [aah] aah what I?

我們重生在這....這下面 我做了什麼

They just want to hug me [I] can appreciate a good hug. You know what I mean

我為什麼要問~這沒什麼道理~(哼歌) 但...痾啊!!

the eyebrows are moving

噁心!是該死的蛞蝓 阿...痾...什麼!?

Completely random okay has nothing to do with what I just said you can ignore the eyebrows I have a condition. Eyebrow~ yeah

他們只是想抱抱我! 我很感謝一個好的抱抱 你懂我的意思嗎?(´≖◞౪◟≖)

Oh yeah, Eyebrow-Eyebrowvia

我的眉毛的動(?)

Yeah, that makes sense

那是突然這樣的 絕對是跟剛剛我說的東西沒關係 你可以無視他,眉毛萬歲(?)

[oh] there they go again

眉毛...眉毛萬歲?

Okay, ah! Fuck shit. Okay. Let's be careful here. Let's be careful. Let's be really careful

恩,蠻有道理的

Let's be really careful buddy. There we go. [I] think [I] need to push this back, but I'm not sure

再來一次

B, what do you what? Do you what you guys think oh, we turned off the electricity [ok] cool

好的...啊! 糟糕,我們小心一點,小心點 非常小心

So we were supposed to jump down see I told you. Zero deaths. Yeah

讓我們非常小心,兄弟 好了!我想我需要推這個回去, 但我不太確定...

Okay, which way do I go got it?

你們怎麼想? 喔!我們關閉了電源!好酷

It's very much like inside you know with ah~ this bit or whatever

所以我們是應該跳下來... 看吧,我就跟你說 零死亡!!

But I love it. I love this type of game play. [oh]

好吧,我該往哪邊走?

No, oh oh

這很像"Inside"的 你知道的,就是...痾... 關卡或什麼之類的

Oh hell yeah, we did it wow oh no no no no go back go back go back ah!

但我喜歡, 我愛這種遊戲方式

Damn I didn't think of that nope look away look away. Look away look

阿...不 阿喔...

away look

讚啦~我們做到了.... 啊!不不不!回去回去回去!

away look

天哪,我沒料到 不! 看別邊!看別邊~看別邊(唱)

Okay, all right here. Here we go

看~別~邊

That's pretty good. Yeah, no no no no no should I just go for it. [I] should have just gone for it

別~邊....看...

Yeah, I didn't get a second to hesitate come on. Zero Deaths!

好的,過了

Zero Deaths man, you don't understand

剛那還不錯....阿...不不不 我該直接衝嗎? 我該直接衝的...(笑)

Wake up, girl

啊~我都沒有一秒可以猶豫,拜託 零死亡!

Look up and smell [the] ashes here. We go. Oh, not this again. Come on

零死亡啊!你不明白!

That's for what I got to do this again. That's not very nice

醒來,女孩

What is that thing anyway?

起來聞聞這兒的空氣...走吧 噢!不是從這開始吧,拜託

I wish I could it kill with a knife you know what I mean

為什麼我得重過一次這裡 這不是很優喔

You know wait, you know exactly what I mean. no no! Why did I do that? For fuck's sake. OK final edit

那究竟是什麼啊?

Not a problem. Easy. I was [oh] [no], okay. We might have a problem here bros, okay. Go yes, yes

我希望我可以用刀子宰了它(?) 你懂我的意思嗎? (´◉‿◉｀)

Woohoo!

你懂得~你絕對懂我在說什麼的(´◉‿◉｀) 喔不!不!我為什麼要這麼做,該死 好啦...我會剪輯掉...

Zero Deaths!

沒問題,很簡單的,我....喔不... 好的~兄弟們我們這兒可能有個小小問題 好的...衝啊!好!太好了!

Told you what did I say what did I say what did I say, that's right. That's right. That's right. Potato people! Get 'em

嗚呼~!

Get 'em! Go get 'em [woo!]. We made it through - hey

零死亡~!

same station, how about that

就跟你說吧!我怎麼說的阿~ 我怎麼跟你說的呀~沒錯~沒錯! 馬鈴薯人!抓他!抓住他!

How about that? I am rendering a video while?

去抓他! 哇!我們通過了!嘿!

I'm playing this having a bit of a busy day. [I] hope that doesn't cause any problems with it.

存檔點~怎麼樣阿

I don't know, anything I guess

怎麼樣阿? 我這個影片的運算... 恩...

Be quiet, please don't you I know everyone's judging me so fucking hard

我忙了一整天, 希望這不會對影片檔造成問題

Okay

我什麼都不知道...我猜...

Babarabap~ Bibiribi~ Babarabapbap~ [(Scary baby?)(Skinny baby?)]

噓!安靜 拜託別...我知道每個人都很嚴厲的批判我...

I Love you. You love me. I want to see you

好吧

Potato people! Goddamn it Gotta get 'em. Gotta get 'em.

*巴巴拉逼~逼逼哩逼~芭芭拉巴巴...*(唱)

Come back here. Come back here

*我愛你~你愛我~我想要見你...*(唱)

I'll get ya. I'll get ya one day boy

馬鈴薯人!天殺的 要抓住他們,必須抓住他們...

Never mind. I'll get you another day. Oh

給我回來,給我回來...

my God

我會抓到你的,總有一天會抓到你的孩子

My God, Mr.. Chair could I please have a minute Mr. Chair

算了,我改天再抓你

Oh My God Pewds. You remember me. After all these years. Shut the fuck up

我的天...

God damn. I don't give a shit about 'ya oh

我的天哪...椅子先生? 可以借我幾分鐘嗎?椅子先生?

That's a big eye. Isn't it. I don't know if we should press that button uh hell. Let's do it anyway

椅子先生:*喔我的老天,Pewds... 你記得我?過了這麼多年...* 閉嘴!

Come on chair. Come on chair

天哪,我才不在乎你...(笑)

It's Gonna be good. It's Gonna be good

喔~那是個大眼睛對吧? 我不知道該不該按那個按鈕... 管他的...按按看吧

It's Gonna have a good time

來吧椅子~來吧椅子~

Everybody have a good press the button. [oh]

一切都會沒事~一切都會沒事~

Oh hi, doggie. I don't know why I said it like that. That's the people sleeping from before. What is happening here?

我們會有一段美好的時光

What can I?

所有人都會有個好.... 按按鈕!

Can I jump through [you] guys [think] I can jump through?

喔!嗨!狗狗 我不知道為什麼我要那樣說 ...那是之前睡覺的那些人... ...這裡發生什麼事了...?

Maybe you have to move the chair. Let's move no. Oh we can climb out without the chair, okay?

...我...可以...

Mr. Chair

我可以跳進去嗎? 你們覺得我跳的進去嗎?

Mr. - you remember everything. I love you so much

也許要移開椅子? 我們...不... 喔!我們沒有椅子也爬的上來

Remember the memes the chair mode activate. It was so funny. No it wasn't

椅子先生~

It was cringey and so is this potato people I?

椅子先生... 椅子先生:*你記得我!我好愛你*

I don't really know I don't really know what to do here. Let's try that again

椅子先生 :*記得那個梗嗎?"椅子模式"發動,那超好笑的* 才不好笑呢

Is this open?

那超尷尬的...這個也是... 馬鈴薯人!

It goes it closes as soon as we look away

我不太明白... 不太明白這裡要做什麼... 再試一次看看

This is definitely a puzzle. [oh]

這個開了嗎?

We can change it. There's those god damn potato. Oh

我們看別邊他就會馬上閉上了

And there's a chef

這絕對是個謎題

and there's

喔!我們可以切換 ...是那些該死的馬鈴薯

That place and there is that place. Oh there's grandma !

...這個是廚師!

Let's go see grandma ! How you're doing grandma ?

然後那是...那個地方(?)

No, the door is still closed. Then what was the point ?

然後這是...這個地方(?) 喔!那有個奶奶!

Maybe that's where we need to go

我們去見奶奶! 奶奶過個如何啊?

Maybe some guidance along the way

不對,門還是關的 那哪個才是關鍵?

good times chair good times

也許我們該往這邊走

We must be in some weird ... *eee* potato people come back here you son of a bitch. I'll get ya

也許路上會有什麼指引?

I'm like it. Yeah, I'm off the buff buddy

好時光呢,椅子先生,好時光

Okay, very zoomed out here. I don't know why

我們一定是在什麼奇怪的.... 阿!馬鈴薯人!給我回來! 臭小子,我會抓到你的...

Let's go here. Let's go here Bro's

我會抓住你的...兄弟...

What do you say? What do you say? What do you say old Pal ?

好的,這裡鏡頭拉的很遠, 不知道為什麼...

I don't know why I talk like that. OK here we go

我們走這邊, 這邊,兄弟們

Here we go up up up

你怎麼說呢?你怎麼說呢? 你說怎麼樣呢?老夥伴

Lady what are you doing? [I] said up up up up to the top. [oh]?

我不知道自己為什麼這樣說話.... 走吧