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  • Hey how's it going bros, mah naaaaaame

  • It's Pe-Pewdiepie,

  • The name is Pewdiepie

  • Welcome back to another episode of Little Nightmares

  • Part *2*

  • Glad you could make it,

  • eheee ehhhh it's good to see you here again,

  • Let's uh... keep playing this game,

  • Last time I failed pretty epically(Is that even a word ?)

  • EPICALLY! *over-used soundboard*

  • Sorry, [okay], um there's this fucking asshole in here. Let's just say hello to him right away

  • Fuck, this thing was pretty creepy.

  • This fucking part legit turning down(No idea what he just said).

  • Ah fuck. fuck. shit. shit.

  • Okay, hey hey, how you doing buddy? *kisses* You're looking good. You are looking real nice!

  • Please don't find me

  • Man, last time it went more aggresive

  • Oh no, it's not scripted

  • Uh well, I suppose somewhat scripted

  • Let's just take it nice and easy

  • Alright, nice and easy now boys, nice and easy

  • Way to start an episode.

  • God damn

  • Are those babies sleeping on the bed?

  • RUN!!!

  • No, what are you doing [climb] climb climb climb climb climb

  • There you go. We're safe.

  • High five, out of my hands

  • sooo, that was a headfive ?

  • It's same thing

  • Shit

  • Hey boxes, fuck you. fuck you boxes. Got him got him

  • It's really weird you gotta jump

  • and then hold down the mouse button it's kind of.....(inaudible)

  • nailed it

  • fuck that place man

  • ah jeez

  • This game is proper scary man.

  • I like it though, I like it. Do you like it ?

  • Leave a comment right now.(Nah)

  • telling me

  • What are you wearing?

  • That's right.

  • I know I know you're not wearing pants

  • Disgusting, put on some pants.

  • Oh shit, uhh it's giving me stomach ache

  • I'm hungry. Could that be it?

  • Like I got a lot of energy. An energy, got a lot of energy. Got~

  • Shit, I'm really starving is that the baumbach the Cafeteria. We call it. We call it bottling

  • if you're cool, you call it bum Ba if you

  • Lame you call it like it does anyone give a shit. No joke. I'm really starving here

  • Okay, we'll see if we can make it there

  • All right, come on lady

  • Can I have a sandwich please?

  • Hi ! Thank you buddy. Hey, that's so nice. Thank you ! MINE

  • Okay, we ate a- I hope there was nothing. I hope you didn't do anything bad with it

  • You don't seem like the trust-worthy kind but thank you

  • Thanks!!

  • I'll give you a Hillary Clinton. Thank you

  • Jump, thank you

  • Let's go through here. We now have the strength. Oh. God. That's a noose

  • That's a noose. I hope we don't get to use it. I don't hope we don't get to use the noose

  • I'm sorry. I need to stop I can't help myself

  • I'm in the sewer. What is this? Oh boy this looking scary boy?

  • Do you think we can climb in the background? I think maybe?

  • Cool. Okay. Why are we doing this?

  • Oh Oh shit, okay we're fine.

  • I was hoping we could ah jump

  • Again, oh we can okay cool

  • Bit weird, I like it. I love this game

  • It's incredible. I hope it stays consistent, you know?

  • I don't know what the point of litting these they are but they're lit, so it's all good. Why are you watching me?

  • *Laughs*

  • Got em

  • Okay, so we're here now

  • Can we climb the chain perhaps? Yes we can.

  • Yes we can everybody! On a roll! I love the flow and rhythm of the game

  • and a lot of people don't like it was almost like games play themselves, but

  • Aah you fucking idiot

  • Zero deaths okay? Uh what's that oh?

  • Look there was a glitch in the game where I wake up here. That's so strange. I wonder what happened. There are deaths

  • That's what Fuckin happend

  • That's what fuckin happend real heroes never die because that's a reference. I don't play overwatch

  • I'm not a fucking nerd. I don't play games

  • Games are for nerds honestly

  • Right you don't play games either. You've watched people play games. That's hardcore

  • I'm only playing games because I have to okay like I would not be playing this game games over nerds man

  • Is that a good monologue?

  • go

  • nailed it

  • Why am I not just editing it out these bits. I kind of like it to flow the game

  • I don't want to interrupt it. You know what I mean

  • Maybe I'll try and cut as little as I as I can you fucking idiot. Oh, okay. We're fine. I

  • Wasn't talking to you. I'm talking to me never call you an idiot

  • Unless you did something really stupid

  • In front of me. Hey! (looks at camera)

  • That's right. See if we can do this jump properly this time that would be great. I'm gonna go as high as possible

  • Woah, we can really get high in this game. Jump! Ow!

  • Why didn't you tell me why didn't you tell me that was a bad idea?

  • There was a fucking ladder there. Why didn't you tell me?

  • Aren't you glad you're watching this I know I know I hate myself too. It's okay

  • fuck

  • How am I supposed to jump here?

  • Definitely not like that. Get some shoes girl

  • Okay, we can't move the ladder, but we can climb here, so fuck it

  • Life's handing you ladders, make lemonade

  • No, I definitely got that quote right, okay?

  • Dammit

  • I don't know if I could have it [alright]. Let's try this one. Yeah

  • Hey, what fun for you hey? Hey? [oh] shit shit shit. What do we do with that? Oh?

  • oh

  • No, no no no no no no come back here. Come back here come back here

  • Come back and come back up up up [again]. You ain't going nowhere son

  • Boom smack aah ass, and then now we go party don't leave without me. Thank you. Thank [you]. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you

  • Excellent feel we did it. I don't even need your help

  • So judge full okay, so judge full and I don't appreciate it

  • Fuck another puzzle help help me please

  • Come on. Come on. Just squeeze it up fine. What about this one?

  • Hey, that's pretty good

  • someone please

  • Stop [stop] nope

  • Okay, here we go [alright] it's a puzzle got it I?

  • That one doesn't want to go out that's okay. Not everyone in life wants to go out

  • some people like going in

  • I'm more of a~ I'm more of an "in" person. You know what I mean

  • What kind of dance is that lady?

  • Excuse me

  • Yasss~ baby

  • Did it. We did it! Woohoo!

  • Oh, oh yeah, I forgot we have a short amount of time

  • Let's hurry up. Babarapbabapbarapbarap~

  • squeeze through

  • Okay, another creepy area. Push it. Im'ma push it all right

  • Why did I do that? Why did I do this? I'm fine [all]

  • We're down there, okay. That's cool. Zero deaths by the way. Zero deaths. What's that?

  • Why are we here?

  • We respawn here all the way down, What do I do?

  • but why I ask, it doesn't make much [sense], but uh

  • Disgusting [oh], it's the fucking slugs. [aah] aah what I?

  • They just want to hug me [I] can appreciate a good hug. You know what I mean

  • the eyebrows are moving

  • Completely random okay has nothing to do with what I just said you can ignore the eyebrows I have a condition. Eyebrow~ yeah

  • Oh yeah, Eyebrow-Eyebrowvia

  • Yeah, that makes sense

  • [oh] there they go again

  • Okay, ah! Fuck shit. Okay. Let's be careful here. Let's be careful. Let's be really careful

  • Let's be really careful buddy. There we go. [I] think [I] need to push this back, but I'm not sure

  • B, what do you what? Do you what you guys think oh, we turned off the electricity [ok] cool

  • So we were supposed to jump down see I told you. Zero deaths. Yeah

  • Okay, which way do I go got it?

  • It's very much like inside you know with ah~ this bit or whatever

  • But I love it. I love this type of game play. [oh]

  • No, oh oh

  • Oh hell yeah, we did it wow oh no no no no go back go back go back ah!

  • Damn I didn't think of that nope look away look away. Look away look

  • away look

  • away look

  • Okay, all right here. Here we go

  • That's pretty good. Yeah, no no no no no should I just go for it. [I] should have just gone for it

  • Yeah, I didn't get a second to hesitate come on. Zero Deaths!

  • Zero Deaths man, you don't understand

  • Wake up, girl

  • Look up and smell [the] ashes here. We go. Oh, not this again. Come on

  • That's for what I got to do this again. That's not very nice

  • What is that thing anyway?

  • I wish I could it kill with a knife you know what I mean

  • You know wait, you know exactly what I mean. no no! Why did I do that? For fuck's sake. OK final edit

  • Not a problem. Easy. I was [oh] [no], okay. We might have a problem here bros, okay. Go yes, yes

  • Woohoo!

  • Zero Deaths!

  • Told you what did I say what did I say what did I say, that's right. That's right. That's right. Potato people! Get 'em

  • Get 'em! Go get 'em [woo!]. We made it through - hey

  • same station, how about that

  • How about that? I am rendering a video while?

  • I'm playing this having a bit of a busy day. [I] hope that doesn't cause any problems with it.

  • I don't know, anything I guess

  • Be quiet, please don't you I know everyone's judging me so fucking hard

  • Okay

  • Babarabap~ Bibiribi~ Babarabapbap~ [(Scary baby?)(Skinny baby?)]

  • I Love you. You love me. I want to see you

  • Potato people! Goddamn it Gotta get 'em. Gotta get 'em.

  • Come back here. Come back here

  • I'll get ya. I'll get ya one day boy

  • Never mind. I'll get you another day. Oh

  • my God

  • My God, Mr.. Chair could I please have a minute Mr. Chair

  • Oh My God Pewds. You remember me. After all these years. Shut the fuck up

  • God damn. I don't give a shit about 'ya oh

  • That's a big eye. Isn't it. I don't know if we should press that button uh hell. Let's do it anyway

  • Come on chair. Come on chair

  • It's Gonna be good. It's Gonna be good

  • It's Gonna have a good time

  • Everybody have a good press the button. [oh]

  • Oh hi, doggie. I don't know why I said it like that. That's the people sleeping from before. What is happening here?

  • What can I?

  • Can I jump through [you] guys [think] I can jump through?

  • Maybe you have to move the chair. Let's move no. Oh we can climb out without the chair, okay?

  • Mr. Chair

  • Mr. - you remember everything. I love you so much

  • Remember the memes the chair mode activate. It was so funny. No it wasn't

  • It was cringey and so is this potato people I?

  • I don't really know I don't really know what to do here. Let's try that again

  • Is this open?

  • It goes it closes as soon as we look away

  • This is definitely a puzzle. [oh]

  • We can change it. There's those god damn potato. Oh

  • And there's a chef

  • and there's

  • That place and there is that place. Oh there's grandma !

  • Let's go see grandma ! How you're doing grandma ?

  • No, the door is still closed. Then what was the point ?

  • Maybe that's where we need to go

  • Maybe some guidance along the way

  • good times chair good times

  • We must be in some weird ... *eee* potato people come back here you son of a bitch. I'll get ya

  • I'm like it. Yeah, I'm off the buff buddy

  • Okay, very zoomed out here. I don't know why

  • Let's go here. Let's go here Bro's

  • What do you say? What do you say? What do you say old Pal ?

  • I don't know why I talk like that. OK here we go

  • Here we go up up up

  • Lady what are you doing? [I] said up up up up to the top. [oh]?

  • This place is nice very

  • Nice. Hey, it's a I know where we are

  • No, no, it's the chef a chef we got a pull the suitcase. [I] remember I

  • remember everything

  • Damn this part is not good

  • the chef

  • I think we saw like all their enemies that are going to come up

  • Oh this is different, or is it ?

  • I think we just woke someone up

  • So cool. They really outdid themselves with this game, man. I love it

  • genius

  • It's the fact that you're small and you can go through [all] these places that you normally wouldn't I?

  • Mean who would have thought - Timmy!

  • My best friend. [oh] shit. Bye

  • Why am I doing this? I don't know someone has an answer for me, please let me know

  • Do we need the plunger is that that what we need?

  • by a bitch

  • bye, Mom

  • You're supposed to break done

  • my God, [oh]

  • There's the key I didn't see it

  • Cool. Ow

  • Okay, alright

  • Alright alright alright

  • Alright

  • Okay, alright. Okay. alright

  • Nope, okay, where do we put the key?

  • Must be somewhere on the floor. Maybe this briefcase I

  • I think I saw a briefcase. There you are. No?

  • Where do we put the key?

  • It's too heavy

  • um

  • Okay, we got to push the door open got it cool little puzzle there like it. I like it a lot

  • very nice

  • No. throw it throw it buddy. You gotta throw it. It's one of those this is like a

  • Almost that Guardian of- Guardian of the Galaxy I almost said. How do I throw it. You press jump okay?

  • Guardian the last [guardian] yeah, just throw that goddamn dog food. [I] don't think we need this anymore. Bye

  • [alright] open the door

  • singsong oh boom

  • Hey, it's a monkey

  • I love these

  • cute

  • cute

  • What do we do with it throw it at the button go oh?

  • It's working yes, alright. Sorry. I can't help you Mr.. Monkey ah

  • We need to pull these boxes doesn't look like they're pullable you know what I mean, you know what I mean, you dirty

  • Dirty dirty dirty, I think I can reach that

  • No, I think you can lend me a monkey hand. [oh]

  • That's my boy. Hey, you come with me you're awesome dude. Woohoo!

  • That's what I'm talking about. That's right we're gonna finish the whole game with you, buddy

  • Mr.. Mr.. Meeseeks!

  • I'm stuck again. Oh we need him again. We need them again. Yes

  • Go

  • Know what [I] say nope

  • Go

  • What go?

  • I

  • Got damn

  • Yeah, boy, you're the best Mr. Meeseeks?

  • Hell yeah, let's do a little dance

  • Do a little dance

  • Make a little love get down night. Oh. Yeah. [look] at her leg you like that. [you] like it. Yeah, that's right

  • Hey, hey, hey nope

  • when I told you about your pants

  • Damn, weirdo goddamn [rear] there fine. Why does everyone that watch it ey [oh]

  • No, I'm getting sick something wrong with this. I'm hungry again what?

  • That's so strange

  • I'm not leaving you behind buddy

  • I may be starving, but I'm not living my best friend behind of anything if anything happens to you. I'll be devastated

  • I'm quitting this play, oh I'm so hungry now ah

  • Why does no one feed me I?

  • Was think about that in games?

  • When

  • You play Uncharted which is like the kind of kind of game that you know?

  • It's the same [timeline], but you never eat

  • You just never eat

  • [or] the Last of Us or whatever you never eat you never eat that never bother anyone else

  • This game you eat this game is realistic. I don't know why I have to punish [myself]

  • Mr. Meeseeks, you're coming with me buddy. Ain't leaving you behind for nobody

  • You saved my life. I saved yours

  • Get out of here rats

  • Sound sorry Mr. Meeseeks

  • Just gonna have a little snack have a little snack hopefully don't get locked in here. Oh

  • God rat food I

  • That should do the trick?

  • I Didn't. Mr. Meeseeks! Nooo!

  • Shit, this is bad. This is real bad. Oh that's creepy those hands

  • Oh it makes me want to touch myself

  • All right, man, this is bad, this is real bad

  • Ohh, okay, are we waking up?

  • Boom bam bam [ow]. I'm fine. I'm fine. Where's Mr. Meeseeks? Where is it? Where is it?

  • Okay, we gotta grab that thing

  • Babarabap bapbarabapbarap babarabap, we gotta grab that thing

  • Father do you..

  • Why am I singing this song to some?

  • Ok, jump and then grab thank you jump in the grant jump in the gear boy. Yeah, boy

  • Aha, I like little legs dangle?

  • Okay, let's swing. I think that's the trick here

  • Yeah, oh

  • All right, oh hey! Hey game. I already figured it out. All right. I don't need you. Go go go go go, whoa

  • Where is he? Where is Mr.Meeseeks?

  • I need to find him

  • He was my only lover. He was the only one that saw me for what I [really] was a selfish asshole.

  • I loved him. He was my only child

  • jump nailed it nailed

  • it [oh]

  • Hey

  • Feels good. That's good man. Feels great. I love it

  • How you doing there? Oh, no, I forgot what we're dealing with

  • Is he blind?

  • Okay, well, maybe we can sneak back

  • What is he doing? He's making something. He can smell me. No no no no no no

  • What is he making? that's so creepy. Creepy is the right word for this game, man, [ah]

  • [maybe] he's just making potatoes wait a minute

  • What do I do if he can smell me?

  • How do I unsmell myself?

  • Nope, fuck that fuck that fuck that honest tonight

  • Anyone, [oh], you've done it

  • You've done it napkin

  • No

  • Fuck, he can smell me. What do I do if he can smell me?

  • It's not many options if he can smell you, buddy

  • What do I do?

  • I can't really climb anything. Okay, if he can smell me, I'm just gonna run. Bye~

  • Arg. I was clearly supposed to go in that hole a

  • Did he fart? I swear he farted there. That's embarrassing for him, not for me. What's that?

  • Zero death!

  • Thank you appreciate all the support appreciate all the support that I'm getting on this playthrough

  • my zero death playthrough

  • Really appreciate it run run run run run run. [I] don't know how I messed up. I literally could have the run straight forward [oh]

  • Oh, God he has the door no

  • Okay, alright. Its a puzzle. We have time. There's a shoe here. You're my new best friend, shoe

  • Oh there's a button, isn't it? No it's not. Can I climb this? No I can't, okay. Hmm? Well then oh?

  • Is that a crack? Oh it is!

  • oh

  • Oh, my how lovely

  • Let's crank it up bros

  • Yeah, no, I guess he's gonna come, isn't he? He can smell me! He can smell me :(

  • No no no no no no, ah! AH!! NO!! AH!! Fuck!!

  • So creepy I get goosebumps. I don't know 'bout you guys

  • Okay, let's do this. We can do this. I know we can I know we can. Just gonna pull on through

  • just like just like

  • Other people that produce and can't figure anywhere no no

  • fuck

  • I'm going fuck that fuck that fuck that dude. [it's] so hard

  • God damn that was creepy. I don't like that guy. [I] don't like him

  • Don't want you

  • Hey, it's a shoe. It's [a] shoe everyone glad you could make it shoe. Oh

  • Yeah, it end. Oh wait. I saw a liner

  • I don't know what the point of me litting this. But I'm sure if I was going come to comment

  • and be like you fucking idiot it's so fucking obvious you lit in the light to make the soul of the game a lit and

  • [ordered] some shit like that. I don't

  • Hey more shoes everyone

  • Great to meet you shoes

  • Nice to meet you. That was- Ay! This is so cool this part

  • reminds me a little bit of

  • [oh], [God] is there something in the shoes?

  • Oh God, I forgot there's something in the shoes there's something in the shoes! Go!! Ha!

  • Got them, you can't shoe the shoe master

  • Go, go go go go go go go no no no no no no yeah? You can't shoe the shoe master. Let's right the shoe master disaster

  • Okay, so now what's the plan felix?

  • Well, I guess I just die. I don't have a

  • Is the box there, isn't it? I don't see the point of going there. We're just gonna have to hope

  • I have a really bad feeling about this

  • Hey, I made it. Oh my God whew that was close?

  • whew

  • Okay, we did it. We're doing good. We're doing good. [oh]

  • No, we are not. NOOOOOO!!!!

  • NOOOO!! Go, please. I can't take-

  • [I] hate him so much. Oh, no no run please

  • Mr.. Music!! :'(

  • Go go go. what am I doing here? Go in there! go in there!

  • Oh my God. Is he going up with me? he best not find me. He better not find me, boy. Oh God

  • He's gonna come here next. Oh this is bad, this is really bad

  • attention retention

  • No

  • Potato people distract him, wait a minute. Maybe they are with me all along.

  • Oh my god... I don't like him

  • Music!

  • What's here? Oh I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. there's something hidden

  • This blanket loose. Oh

  • Mr.. Music no

  • Hey, we're fine. How 'bout that?

  • Told you I came back for you, buddy. [I] would never leave you [behind]

  • That's [right]. You're coming with me the whole game. I told you the whole oh, oh oh, oh, oh

  • It would be great if you actually didn't make noise

  • Maybe you use them to distract him. Yes

  • That actually makes a lot of sense

  • Where am I?

  • Okay

  • The goal for [me] to distract him somewhere perhaps

  • Why can I jump up here for example if I throw the Mr.. Musics there does that it no?

  • I'm sure there's a way I can go up here. [I] just haven't seen it. Maybe here

  • [maybe] here. Yeah, it's here

  • no, oh

  • My God. He's creepy

  • Okay, so we'll just wait for him to be there, then we'll throw a Mr.. Musics

  • Careful now careful Mr.. Music. I love you. You like one of my champ. Go!

  • Distract him! *Mr.Music: I save you, Pewdiepie.* that didn't work that didn't work

  • Let's get the fuck out of here. Go!

  • No, no, go for me. What do I do? Ah!

  • NO!!! What the fuck was that?

  • Why did I not throw it further? Why did I not throw it further? God damn you idiot!

  • Mr.. Musics, do your job?

  • I just had to climb up! Don't! No! Don't touch me! I don't like you

  • I don't like when [you] touch [me] hi, go.

  • Oh no his coming!! Push it! Push it! Push it! Push, push, push, push, push, push, push, push,......

  • nailed it

  • Zero Death!! What did I tell you? What did I tell you? not just an amazing

  • Humble person, but also extremely good at games.

  • No, oh, no it never ends, does it? Never ends does it?

  • Okay, so what do we got here? I just gonna go through. What is the worst thing that can happen?

  • Oh, oh, I made a little oopsie. Go go go go go. Oh no. He's here. No

  • Fuck he's distracted by the shoes oh

  • fuck

  • Okay, well that could have gone better

  • What do I do here? okay, I'm just gonna guess I'm just gonna guess. grabb the shoe. Grab the- ah okay

  • The shoe trick didn't work. Okay. He didn't see it. But here I am.... Shoe throw!!! (Bruh)

  • Oh, God do that again, please, but do it properly please

  • She's looking at..... Shoe throw! (Bruh) No, please just throw-throw the shoe!! :'((

  • Please just throw the shoe!! throw the SHOEEEEE!! throw the- yes!!! SHOEEEEEEE!!!!!

  • NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

  • Yes, yes, the clocks are helping! The clock!!

  • There was the clock! I'm out. I'm so out of here. I'm so done with it. Haha

  • How are these books balanced? Burn them! Need to burn them

  • Maybe we can climb here? okay, we can. This game gets intense boy

  • Hey, that's the piano. I'm sure nothing bad was going to happen with that at all

  • At all hey, it's the candle let's lit it

  • Let's lit it

  • What kind of j-? Oh okay. Okay. Oh no. I think he heard us

  • That's some straight-up parkour stuff

  • I'm a good climber. I got to hand it to myself. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no

  • I better stay down here a little bit down [on] that love oh. Oh, I don't like him

  • There's a crank there. I see it. You see it too, don't you?

  • Okay, let's be careful here. He's sniffing, sniffing like Edgar. Okay. Let's- careful.

  • There's a crank here somewhere

  • See if we can find it

  • Can we go through here? I'm climbing the books. I didn't realize there's a Mr.. Musics

  • Excellent. Okay. We're fine. We got this bros. Damn it. Don't mess up. What did I say?

  • What'd I say, let's throw some stuff at him

  • if you can just run through

  • Yep, the answer was yes

  • We need the crank though

  • Please don't come now out of all times, please not now. Thank you. We did it. We did it. We did it

  • We did it awesome

  • awesome, oh

  • There it is, okay

  • So are we gonna have to walk all the way?

  • How? it's impossible?

  • Can we even throw this? how would that be possible?

  • I think I know what must be done, and I [don't] like it. We're gonna have to run D:

  • It's another one of those

  • [we're] gonna have to press the TV. He's gonna come in

  • And we're just going to pray for the Lord that he likes television

  • run Run run run run run

  • [no], no no no no no no go go go go go go go go go go go go go

  • Go go go go go go go go. Do you like go go? I don't like parks. [oh] my god oh my God

  • Oh my God crank that sh*t up

  • dog

  • Crank that sh*t so hard

  • Come on

  • Come on, not again

  • I'm going I [don't] even get care. I don't even care

  • WOOH! WOOH!

  • Swing swing swing it. I don't think I cranked it enough ah

  • yes, yes, ah

  • Okay, okay

  • [I] really really really really really need to end this episode here, but I really love this game so much

  • Please leave a like if younoy. I'll see the bros in the next episode. thank you for always loving support. Stay awesome bros.

Hey how's it going bros, mah naaaaaame

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