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man: (laughing) Learn to drive, Spider-man.
哈哈,會不會開車啊,蜘蛛人
Let's see which one of these geniuses is next.
看看下一位是哪個天才
I got a Parker, Peter?
Parker Peter 是哪位?
Is there a Parker, Peter?
Parker Peter 在嗎 ?
I'm Parker, P-- Peter Parker.
是我,我叫 Peter Parker
Peter Parker?
Peter Parker 嗎 ?
Okay. Test time, baby.
測驗時間到囉,小鮮肉
Let's go.
走吧
Sweet ride for a 15-year-old kid.
15歲的小孩就有這麼炫的車
It's actually my friend Tony's. It's a prototype.
這台其實是我朋友Tony的,是台原型車
Wish I had a friend named Tony.
希望我也有個像Tony的朋友
Yeah.
對呀
Put your hands at nine and three.
把你的手放在9點和3點鐘方向
I thought it was ten and two.
我一直以為是10點和2點鐘方向
It was ten and two, but now it's nine and three.
以前是10點和2點鐘方向,但現在是9點和3點鐘方向了
You're gonna lose five points for that. What? I--
你這樣會被扣5分; 什麼 ? 我...
You lose five points for that.
好的,你經被扣5分了
You okay?
你還好嗎 ?
I'm fine.
很好
Carry on.
繼續
Ah, here. Watch this. Click that button.
對了,看這裡,按下這個紐
No hands.
自動駕駛
Hey, hey, hey
嘿嘿嘿
Sorry, sorry.
抱歉
Don't do that.
別這麼做
Won't, not again. Let's pass someone.
不會有第二次了。該超車了
Okay, let's go.
好的,出發!
Slow down, slow down.
慢點,慢點
Don't be a hero.
別逞英雄啊!
Superhero. What?
我是超級英雄呀!蝦米?
Hmm? What was that?
嗯 ? 甚麼 ?
What did you say?
你說甚麼 ?
The grand finale. Parallel parking.
最後一關,路邊停車
And we're parked.
停好囉
I guess turning the wheel is too much for you kids nowadays, huh?
我想對這年頭的小毛頭來說,操控輪胎太難了,對吧?
It's going to be close, Peter Parker.
Peter Parker,試驗結果即將揭曉囉
See, I gain nothing by you failing.
你被當,對我也沒有好處
You know, I want you to pass.
你也知道,我也希望你能過
If you change lanes and you don't use a signal,
如果你換車道都不打方向燈
I got to take a point off for that too.
這個也要被扣一分
You fail, I fail.
你被當,代表我教得不好
And then you fail again.
你每次都沒考過
Minus one point for eyeballing me.
翻我白眼再扣一分
And don't think I didn't see that. I notice everything.
別以為我沒看見,我甚麼都知道
Peter?
Peter ?
Bad guys.
壞蛋們
So do I pass?
我通過了嗎?
I'll pass you.
我會讓你過的
Just-- just go.
走吧!走吧!