*Distant Fighting*

"Do you want to end up dead?"

"Oh please don't hurt me!"

"Not on my watch mother-fucker."

*John Williams' "Superman" Theme Music*

*Constant fighting and arguing in alley*

*Still fighting and arguing in alley*

*Deadpool taking his sweet ass time to help*

*Still arguing and fighting. This robber has lots of free time.*

*While you're waiting, go see LOGAN. It's fucking awesome!*

*We're still hoping Keira Knightley wins the role as Cable. How dope would that be?*

*Making a phone call...seriously Wade?*

*Fighting and arguing in alley continues*

*GUN SHOT*

"Okay, okay okay...here we go."

Stan Lee: "Wow..nice suit!"

"Zip it Stan Lee!"

*John Parr - St. Elmo's Fire Music*

*Record screech*

"Oh Jesus."

"Oh that's not good."

"No no no."

"Oh you're not gonna walk that one off. That's so gross."

*Exhales*

"I am so sorry."

"You know I spent way too long in the phone booth."

"If I'm being honest with myself, I should have just called 911."

"Well....

"...none of that matters now."

"Cause I think we're both missing the real point here."

*Hans Zimmer's "True Romance" Music Theme*

"The fuck is a phone booth doing in a street corner?"

"Didn't those disappear in '98?"

"Suppose I could have just used my cell."

"Ohhh...

"Cherry Garcia ice cream."

"You gonna eat this?"

"Don't answer now."

"Just rest." *Exhales*

"Actually I made a call. It was to the costumer."

"He usually helps me put the suit on."

"I don't know how the other guys do it so quickly."

"You probably wouldn't be dead if it was Logan."

"What does he have to change into? *Laughs*

"The guy wears a fucking tank-top and a pair of jeans."

"Yeah." *Australian accent*

"Like to get my tank-top on." *Australian accent*

"Bit of perspiration. Have a nice little crime-fighting spree. Yeah. " *Australian accent*

"Happy Hug-A-Koala Day!"