Should we do some Pikachu fizz?

試試看飛斯皮卡丘版本

let's do some pikachu fizz dude.

我想要買點stanrin(?)還有其他全部XD

I wanna buy static shiv and everything

上吧(ﾟ∀ﾟ)

Go!

喔...你想當別想=͟͟͞͞( •̀д•́)

Oh, don't you dare.

掰拉 ﾟ∀ﾟ)σ

See ya!

看你往那兒...往哪裡跑!(`д´)

Where you at? Where you at?

掰掰~

See ya!

(神奇的秘密來了)

I have to ... I'm gonna, I'm gonna tell you something that i should have probably told you guys a long time ago.

我要來跟大家說件我老早就該說的事

I may not be able to stream tomorrow. I may not be here tomorrow for telling you this

我大概沒辦法明天分享

but uhh...

我明天甚至可能不會出現在這然後跟你說

I have... I have to... I'm sorry, the people deserve to know

阿不過呢~

how many letters are in the word "RIOT"?

我還是必須要說(*`Д´)ﾉ

"RIOT" "R" "I" "O" "T"

人民是有知的權利的((握拳

four, right, four? alright.

RIOT裡面有幾個單字

Now subtract one right

R-I-O-T

Subtract one

4個...對八，4個(*ﾟ∀ﾟ*)

You get three

好啦

You have three letters in the word "Riot"

好所以在第一排

You subtract one

恩所以在這個track

And if you look very closely here

猜三音節的，有三個音節的東東...

This is a triangle, three sides

在第一track

It's Illuminati

你仔細看看這個地方

I just... I had to come out with it I'm sorry

就是那個三角形!!!(|||ﾟдﾟ)

Pikachu, thundershock!

就是那個金字塔裡的眼睛!

Come on bro that was my kill

傳說中有陰謀的光明會@@

Pikachu thanks you for... What is this garbage champion?

就是那個三角形拉~抱歉我還是

Yo, can someone...assist me?

還是得說

Can someone assist me?

皮卡丘──十萬伏特rrrr

Trump wall!

ㄟ拜託兄弟，那是我的頭ㄟ(☉д⊙)

Noo! Trump please let me in

皮卡丘感謝你為了...

See ya

那到底是什麼垃圾英雄阿= =

Thundershock

欸都...可以有人來幫幫忙ㄇ

Double Thundershock!

可以有個誰...阿巨牆阿@A@

Quick attack

不!!!該死的牆阿

Let's get them

拜託讓握進去QAQ

Let's get them!

掰拉030/

Pikachu, Thunderbolt! Thundershock!

電擊?

Oh my gosh, we just killed them all

雙重電擊(嘿嘿

Come on, Quick attack

快攻XD

Quick attack!

再見拉XD

Ohh Noo!

拿下他們ヽ(✿ﾟ▽ﾟ)ノ

Ohh dang it, if I got shielded there man

拿下它們

Link the song?

皮卡丘電光一閃...阿十萬伏特(۳˚Д˚)۳

You just google... just google "porn" alright

我的老天...我們就這樣殺光他們OAO

And you will find the song alright

來吧，快攻

That is what you will find

再快攻

Goodnight! Sleeptight!

不...不~~~

Get him dude

可惡...都因為他們有頓拉

Quick Attack! Iron Tail!

呃..去古歌一個單字你就會找到這首歌030

Thunderbolt Pikachu!

晚安~睡死死的八~

And another one

老兄拿下他們~

Yo, check this out check this out, Mom get the Teetours

快攻~鋼鐵尾巴!

Mom please get the Teetours for this one

電光球(還是電光一閃我搞不懂台灣是怎麼說拉)

Lag?

然後又一個頭

Burn! (Buuurn!)

簡單

You can't mess with Pikachu

ㄟㄟ看這招這招喔

Alright, real talk. Is Pikachu...

拜託靠近點

What gender is Pikachu?

燃燒吧! 燃燒吧(火鳥)~

And don't, don't be one of those people "Oh Pikachu has no gender"

你沒法跟皮卡丘做對的=w=

No no no no no, What what is...

好啦，我們正經地來聊一聊(指直撥下的觀眾

Come on let's be honest, What is Pikachu?

皮卡丘的性別是什麼?

We need to, we need to figure this out

阿..別跟我說什麼他沒性別喔

Ash Ketchums Pikachu

來說說你覺得皮卡丘會是什麼性別巴

What gender is it?

我們得討論出個結果

He?

他是什麼性別

Is it a He?

是男生嗎?我看到比較多人說男生

I see more He's than She's

它有個尾巴

Has a tail?

阿所以咧•_ゝ•

So?

那根跟他性別有啥關係啦

What does that have to do with gender?

...你...你是想要說什麼啦

you trying, what are you trying to imply here?

喔!我的天@@

Oh my!

不~~~~

Noo!

不可以~~~

No!

皮卡丘快攻...破壞光線

Pikachu, Quick Attack! Hyper Beam!

(ﾟДﾟ)σ━00000000000━●

Hyper Beam them!

喔我真的是...越挫越勇

Oh so tilted, I'm so tilted

到下個世紀都這樣勇拉

Beyond...Oh im tilted to the next century

整個2016都這樣神勇拉

Tilted for the entire 2016

呃不好意思?

Excuse me?

點燃巴XD

Ahh

蝦?啥?!塔莉亞就這樣把整個自己隊都隔開

Burn!

唔，那好巴030

Wait... What?

耶耶拿到龍拉

Did you just block off your own team?

很好 都拿下拉

Okay?

搞不好可以做得更好XD

Oh we got it, we got the dragon

阿...我記得...

Okay

耶我們做到拉大夥

Got him!

不錯的英雄阿，這樣就非常合理XDDD

The slam dunk

過來我這..我這...那不是我這是敵人ㄚㄚㄚ

Oh maybe Gunblade would have been better?

十萬伏特...救他阿

Argh I think Gunblade would have been beter

耶救下來了，Good job

Oh

幹掉他

We got him team!

然後~~~

Nice champion rito!

皮卡丘又幹掉一個拉

It all makes sense

不~~你必須救你的朋友QAQ

To me to me buddy, To me

乾...真的好險...

That is not to me, that is to him

.好，我們現在回治療中心找護士姐姐

Thundershock save him!

Oh we saved him! Goodjob actually, Well done

Kill her!

And...

Got another one Pikachu!

Noo you have to save your friends!

Ooh

Not even close!

It's okay, let's go back to the Pokécenter and heal

We are good now

Goodjob Pikachu, Goodjob!

All in the days work for a Pokémon

5/7 for that one

Look at that though

Damage 27k, S+

We'll take it dude, we'll take it