[Ryan Voiceover] Ooh aah!

I'm so cute.

Hey what's up everybody it's your girl Superwoman.

So today I'm going to give you guys a tutorial

starting off with smelling my hair.

It smells like oils.

Um hi, yup, said that already.

So yeah let's get this started.

What you want to do first is start with these facial stretches.

This is called the monkey.

This one's called the no neck.

And I don't know what that one...

Oh we're ready to go apparently.

Here are my Listerine mints

that I'm going to start off with.

Oh no it is a cream and I'm going to start rubbing that on my cheeks incredibly fast.

Have you ever seen hand speed like this before?

Because I haven't.

Damn son, done!

Next we have these two eyeliners.

They're my favorite eyeliners.

You always want to start with your false eyes.

See all five of them.

What you want to do is put your eyeliner on your wrist first.

Then you're going to kind of rub it--

Oh you're going to shake it up, no,

you're going to rub it on your hand or shake it up,

whatever you want to do I'm just showing both methods.

Throw it, throw that shit away, you don't need that.

See just put it on your hands, boom.

And then you get your paint brush.

Same paint brush you guys used for your Father's Day paintings that we taught you last week.

So now we get to the application process.

As you can see you don't want to just paint it on your face.

Oh don't tell anyone this is a secret.

What you want to do is dab it everywhere.

Fun fact this is where the dab came from.

It's actually from a makeup tutorial.

My makeup tutorial.

See?

Wipe your chin because it gets itchy sometimes,

So now you're done with your eyeliner.

Next thing you want to do is your foundation.

This is a cream based foundation from Mac L'Oreal.

Oh it's so ticklish when you do your ears.

And you want to start off by contouring with the foundation on your jaw.

And you want to start off by contouring with the foundation on your jaw.

Yes, it gets repetitive.

And you do that over.

Now you get your nose because you want to

contour your nose to make sure it doesn't look flat.

Oh got a little boogie right there.

Don't want to get any boogers in your contouring.

So you continue to contour your entire face.

I like to do it not in my hair apparently.

That's how you get dandruff.

Make sure you guys don't do that.

I like to get under my hairline folds

for that nice LeBron look,

and then I work on my chins.

So this is great for if you're starting to

sprout new mustache and beard hairs, so you want to really

get around that section to make sure that

that doesn't show up.

And yes I'm also starting to get chest hairs so

what I want to do is cover that up with this ball.

This ball is basically like the fidget spinner for the 90s.

This is called a stress ball.

You flick that away once you're done.

And then you pull out your Father's Day paints again

and what you want to do is start painting your eyes.

Remember my favorite color is this one,

which is literally invisible color

because nothing's happening.

See, look at that.

There's literally nothing.

It's one of my favorites.

The whole point of makeup is so that you don't see it.

You don't want to have too much make up or else

people will think you're a clown.

So this makeup color is also called Nothing.

As you can see as I apply it, it actually looks like

nothing is happening, but that's what we want,

because you don't want to look like a clown.

So, done.

Next what we want to do is get this black toothpaste

and shake it up a little bit because the last thing you want

is clunky makeup eyes.

So you pull your eyes back

and I swear this is not a racist thing,

this is a technique to put on eye makeup.

Ironically it originated in Japan.

So what you want to do is grab you fidget spinner pen,

it's from Smashmouth, you know,

♫ Somebody once told me～

and basically you do that, sing that song in your head

while you apply this to your eyebrows.

As you can see the difference

between the side that is done and not,

what it really does is bring out the caterpillar

in your eyebrows and that's what you want to go for.

I don't know.

See like I don't know.

This next step is called the eyelash squisher and yes,

it is very scary and very painful.

See you've got to pray.

And basically you squeeze your eyelashes as hard as you can.

Ooh that hurts so much and you know it's uncomfortable

but it's necessary to kill all the germs.

After you sanitize your eye hairs what you want to do

is coat them with this nice little eye hair conditioner.

You know it's like after you die your hair

you've got to take care of it.

Next you want to put a little bit of spit on your eyes.

As you can see I used a Q-tip.

This is for that all natural spit smell.

It gets all the guys, all the cuties.

As the saying goes, "With spit eyes you get more guys."

It's a repetitive process

but we're going back to the eye thing.

And this is the part where a lot of girls give up on

because you don't want to do this over and over

but I'm telling you, you need to do this

as many times as I'm doing it

because you want to have a very thick, dark coating around your eyes.

That's the whole point of putting on eye makeup,

is that you don't have to squint when the sun's really bright.

If you notice, football players do the same thing

below their eyes.

They put eye paint next to their eyes

so that they're not squinting

and they can catch the football.

Same concept.

The next step in making makeups is to apply your powder

and this is for your cheeks.

This is called blush powder and what you want to do

is basically spread this all over your cheeks

for that contouring look.

It'll make you a little bit red like you had a couple of drinks if you're Asian

or if you spent some time in the sun for white people.

And then we're going to get to the lips.

Apparently I'm going to go with a nice bright red.

I really like this color because it brings out

my pillows in the background.

I don't know if you guys can see that but it really does.

And this is my famous cologne.

It's called Believe by Justin Bieber and I basically

spray it on my face to make sure that I am always not dry.

(imitates kissing)

And we are done so thank you guys so much for watching.

Check out the comment section so you can tell me

how good I look.

And this is your girl Superwoman.

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That is a wrap and zoop!