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  • So I have said many, many times I love watching animal videos on YouTube.

  • Do you like watching animals videos on YouTube?

  • >> [APPLAUSE] >> I love them.

  • I love them so very much.

  • I will watch a dog.

  • I will watch a cat.

  • I will watch a dog with a cat.

  • >> [LAUGH] >> I'll watch a goat.

  • I'll watch a horse. I'll watch a chinchilla.

  • You get the idea.

  • I don't need to name all the animals.

  • There's a lot. >> [LAUGH]

  • >> But it turns out there are a lot of

  • other kinds of videos on YouTube, did you know that?

  • They don't even have animals in them.

  • There are tutorial videos that are very popular.

  • You can learn how to do anything at all if you watch.

  • Did you see this headline here?

  • This week, an eight-year-old boy in Ohio used YouTube to learn how to drive.

  • He took his four year old sister to McDonald's.

  • >> [LAUGH] >> If they were smart,

  • they would've gone to Denny's cuz kids eat free.

  • So that was- >> [LAUGH]

  • >> Smart, but not all the way smart.

  • The boy drove almost two miles.

  • Witnesses said he drove safely, followed all the laws, didn't hit anything,

  • which means he's already a better driver than most people in Los Angeles.

  • >> [LAUGH] >> People here.

  • [SOUND] >> [LAUGH]

  • >> It happened around eight o'clock at

  • night, he took money from his piggy bank to buy food for his sister.

  • >> Aw.

  • >> Sweet. Then someone at McDonald's recognized him

  • and called the grandparents to come pick him up.

  • Isn't that scary though?

  • I mean, an elderly person driving after dark to pick him up?

  • >> [LAUGH] [APPLAUSE] >> I mean,

  • obviously I'm glad this story has a happy ending, but

  • it made me wonder what other things you could learn about on YouTube.

  • So here's what I found.

  • Makeup tutorials are very popular, very.

  • Here's a girl showing how to put mascara on.

  • >> You know now they have like really fancy mascara with little battery inside

  • and you will vibrate.

  • And, but you know what?

  • You can do the same thing.

  • And if your mascara don't vibrate, you just vibrate your head like this.

  • >> [LAUGH] [APPLAUSE]

  • [LAUGH]

  • [APPLAUSE]

  • >> We don't have time to show you

  • the whole thing, but here's the finished product after she put it on.

  • >> [LAUGH] [APPLAUSE] >> That's a [LAUGH]-

  • >> [LAUGH]

  • >> It's okay.

  • >> Hey, you guys, another idea.

  • If you can't get an electric toothbrush, just hold the brush and just do that.

  • >> [LAUGH] >> This next video is called

  • a proper possum massage, in case you were looking for one.

  • >> Always work both sides of the body.

  • Otherwise, you might inadvertently interfere with your opossum's natural chi.

  • >> [LAUGH] >> And nobody wants that.

  • >> [LAUGH] >> Next, we knead down the quadriceps.

  • We're checking for knots.

  • Ugh!

  • And I think I found one.

  • Okay.

  • >> [LAUGH] >> Move it out.

  • There.

  • I bet that feels better!

  • >> [LAUGH] >> I have been doing it all wrong.

  • >> [LAUGH] >> I've been messing with an opossum's chi

  • and I didn't even know it.

  • Finally, here's a guy showing us how to use his taser.

  • >> Hold up, I'm gonna shock this can.

  • Look. Look.

  • [SOUND] Holy [BLEEP]!

  • [INAUDIBLE] [BLEEP]!

  • Now I'm about to shock this.

  • [SOUND] >> [LAUGH]

  • [APPLAUSE]

  • >> All right.

  • [LAUGH] All right.

  • >> How many people saw that coming right before it?

  • Everybody, everybody.

  • What was going on in the background?

  • I don't know if you saw that.

  • >> [LAUGH] >> Let's watch it again.

  • >> Now I'm about to shock this.

  • [SOUND] >> [LAUGH]

  • >> [LAUGH] It was a shock, and

  • then a shock after that!

  • >> [LAUGH] >> Here's something just as shocking.

  • You'll never guess what's about to happen right now.

  • We're gonna dance!

  • [APPLAUSE]

So I have said many, many times I love watching animal videos on YouTube.

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