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  • Yo!

  • What's up?

  • America just legalized gay marriage!

  • That's awesome!

  • Hell, yeah!

  • I'm so proud.

  • You should be.

  • That's what I'm talking about!

  • Red, white, and blue, okay?

  • 'Merica, the Great.

  • 'Meerriccaa.

  • ♫ O say can you, you, you see

  • Enjoy your moment.

  • Yo,

  • Canada should take notes, eh?

  • (snickers quietly)

  • We legalized gay marriage 11 years ago.

  • (slurps drink obnoxiously)

  • (O Canada instrumental)

  • Yo, what if Trump becomes president?

  • If you're havin' pres' problems I feel bad for you son

  • ♫ I got 99 problems and a leader ain't one

  • Oh my God, this is like the best thing I've ever eaten.

  • Awe.

  • Clearly you haven't tried poutine yet.

  • Hey, hey say about.

  • About.

  • No, no, you say aboot.

  • No one say aboot, it's about.

  • Aboot, aboot.

  • Say aboot, come on.

  • About.

  • Say aboot, say aboot, say aboot.

  • Say soorry.

  • You say words so weird.

  • Yeah, eh.

  • Okay, fine, do I say these words weird?

  • Free

  • health

  • care.

  • Was that weird?

  • Canada, right, Ca-

  • Oh, Drake put you guys on the map.

  • And The Weeknd, Jim Carey, Celine Dion,

  • Oh.

  • Seth Rogen, Ryan Gosling,

  • He's Canadian?

  • Shay Mitchell, Shawn Mendes,

  • She's Canadian?

  • Ryan Reynolds, you know, Alessia Cara,

  • Really?

  • Mike Myers, Terry Fox, and Justin Bieber

  • You're American, right?

  • Actually, I'm from Canada.

  • Same thing.

  • No.

  • Don't be ridiculous.

  • We have Tim Hortons.

  • Dude, we have the best parties in our fraternities though.

  • Beta Thi Pythagorean!

  • Damn.

  • Yeah, we can drink when we're 19,

  • 18 if you wanna take a road trip.

  • Canada and sports don't go together,

  • like baseball and basketball...

  • Yeah, we invented those.

  • We banned Kinder Surprise

  • because it's not safe.

  • Really?

  • No we didn't do that.

  • We banned guns.

  • Why do you Canadians say sorry for everything?

  • It's so annoying.

  • I know.

  • We have to keep apologizing to the rest of the world

  • for our loud neighbors.

  • You know, growing up

  • Mr. Rogers was...

  • No.

  • No, shh.

  • Mr. Dressup for life.

  • Mr. Dressup?

  • Your money looks like Monopoly money.

  • It's so funny and colorful.

  • Yep, colorful.

  • C-O-

  • L-O-

  • U-

  • R-

  • F-U-L.

  • Colourful.

  • Did you watch Game of Thrones?

  • Winter is finally here.

  • Winter was always here.

  • Canadians are so polite and boring.

  • What do you do for fun?

  • Follow your election.

  • We prayed

  • for people trying to escape war.

  • We let them into our country.

  • Yo, why do all Canadians live in igloos?

  • We need to keep cool

  • because our Prime Minister is so hot.

  • I mean, at this point it's either Hilary or Trump.

  • What do you Canadians think?

  • What up everyone?

  • It's your girl, Superwoman.

  • Don't be mad at me, don't be mad.

  • This is a very lighthearted, friendly video

  • because tomorrow, July 1st, is Canada Day

  • and I'm not in Canada and I moved and I miss Canada

  • and I wanted to wish all my fellow Canadians

  • Happy Canada Day.

  • Americans, I don't hate you.

  • This is just a joke.

  • Ever since I moved to L.A. all my American friends

  • tease me all the time.

  • I get made fun of all the time for being Canadian

  • so this is just lighthearted rebuttal,

  • a little bit of my way of saying

  • O Canada, you know what I'm saying?

  • If you like this video give it a big thumbs up,

  • share it with all your fellow Canadians

  • and comment below letting me know

  • have people ever said these things to you

  • if you're Canadian,

  • or if you're not Canadian have you ever said these things?

  • Be honest.

  • You can check out my last video right over there.

  • You can check out my second vlog channel right over there.

  • And yeah, subscribe because-

  • subscribe because I just hit puberty,

  • so congratulations

  • and I make new videos every Monday and Thursday

  • and I'd love for you to be here.

  • One love, Superwoman.

  • That is a wrap and zoom.

  • I also drank so much water out of that mug

  • I've gotta piss an ocean.

Yo!

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