*Truck horn*

Vanoss: Oh, shit! Oil truck!

Vanoss: Are we chasing them? Terroriser: Yeah we are, and you're gonna blow that fucker up!

Terroriser: I can actually move it!

Vanoss: Alright, here's the plan. I'm gonna jump off, climb on top of the truck...

Vanoss: Break through the front window, take him out with my bare hands...

Vanoss: ...drop a gernade, dive off, jump back onto your motorcycle..

Vanoss: ...and then we save the woman, and she shows strong sexual feelings for us.

Vanoss: End scene! Nogla: *drunk as hell* Ayyyyyy.. *gibberish*

Vanoss: Oh oh oh oh! He jumped out! He jumped out! He's shooting at me! He's shooting at me! I'm dead!

*Vanoss

is dead* *Vanoss and Terroriser laugh*

Vanoss: Didn't go as planned.

Vanoss: *singing* Climbing the crane! Climbing the crane!

Vanoss: Going up the crane! Going up the crane!

Vanoss: Climbing the ladder!

Vanoss: Going up the crane... Lui: This song's stupid, stop! *hater ;(*

Vanoss: Going up the crane!

Vanoss: Going up the crane, going up the crane!

Vanoss: Going up the crane, going up the crane!

Vanoss: Going up the ladder! Ladder, ladder, ladder!

Vanoss: Let me hear you say "Ladder!"

Nogla: ladder.

Vanoss: Let me hear you say "Crane!"

Nogla and Wildcat: Crane!

Vanoss: Let me hear you say "Ladder crane!"

Wildcat: Ladder crane! Nogla: Ladder.. *sleeps*

Wildcat: Ladder-ladder-ladder-ladder crane!

Vanoss: Going up the crane, going up the crane!

Vanoss: Made it at the top, made it at the top!

Vanoss: Walking on the top, walking on the top!

Nogla: Oh, my god!

Vanoss: ...on top of the crane!!

Terroriser: Oh, oh! THE LIL' CAN! LIL' CAN!

Delirious: Keep pushing!

GIVE

GIVE BIRTH

Vanoss: What? Moo: What? *laughs*

*Laughter*

Vanoss: I think he was saying that because we're yelling, but who says that while they're delivering a baby??

Moo: *laughing* Vanoss: Give birth! Push harder, give birth!

Vanoss: Just in the background, he's there...

*Laughter*

Vanoss: "Give birth!"

Vanoss: There with like a pitchfork in the background, and like a torch!

Vanoss: *chanting* Give. Birth!

Moo: *chanting* Give. Birth! Give. Birth! Give Birth!

*Delirious chuckling*

Vanoss: Give birth!

Delirious: Give birth! Push! Push harder!

Lui: Come oon!!!

*Weird noises*

Moo: Ooh-ho-ho-ho-ho

Delirious: You're trying to give birth, you son of a bitch! You can do it!

Moo: *laughs* Oh, wow...

Vanoss: Give Birth??

Vanoss: Just imagine, some lady in labor, just... Delirious in the background...

Vanoss: like an angry father at a.. at a soccer game!

Vanoss: *laughs* "Give birth!!"

Marcel: rrrrrAAAAAAAAAAAA Vanoss: What the hell did you drink??

Marcel: Asparagus!

Nogla: Oh man, oh! Ah! MY HEAD'S IN THE RAILING!

Nogla: SOMEONE SAVE ME! I NEED A HERO!

Nogla: AAAAAAAAAAH!

*Laughter*

Nogla: Don't watch! Call an ambulance!

Vanoss: Nogla, what happened?? What happened?

Nogla: I.. I-I tried to put my head through this thing for some reason, I think saw a penny!

Delirious: We gotta... we gotta save him, guys! Grab him!

Nogla: Pull me out! Pull me out! Delirious: Grab him!

Nogla: OH WHOA! *Laughter*

Vanoss: Grab him by the hair! Grab him by the hair!

Delirious: Grab hi-- WHOAAAAAAAAAA!

*SMACK* *Laughter*

Vanoss: I got you, Nogla, calm down. Calm down.

Nogla: Hurry up! Get me out!

Nogla: Get me out! Save me! Save me!

Nogla: I look like a baby! WAAH!

Vanoss: I got you! Nogla, Nogla, I got you, I got you.

Nogla: Okay, that's it! Pull me away! Pull me away!

Vanoss: Hold me, Ohm! Pull me, we need more strength!

Delirious: You need to grab his legs, man!

*Everyone's trying to save Nogla*

Vanoss: GIVE BIRTH!

Nogla: Push! Push! Delirious: Push!

Nogla: WAAH! WAAAH!

Vanoss: *laughs*

Delirious: Save him!

Nogla: It's our reaction to our reaction to that reaction of our reacti--

Vanoss: What- what's your name?

Actor: Uh.. my name is Jeff.

Vanoss: M'name's Jeff!

Vanoss: You have to say it... you have to say it like "M'name's Jeff!"

Actor: M'name's Jeff!

*Laughter*

Delirious: That's all you say, don't say another word!

Actor: M'name's Jeff!

Delirious: "MynameisJeff", do you need water? Or food?

Actor: Uhh... no..

Vanoss: That was a trick question! That was a trick question, you were supposed to say "M'name's Jeff!"

Actor: Oh, "M'name's Jeff".

Delirious: Alright, Jeff, do you need any water or food?

Actor: M'name's Jeff!

*Laughter*

Delirious: Is that a yes or no?

Actor: M'name's Je.. *Laughter*

Delirious: You want me to shoot you in the head right now?

Actor: M'name's Jeff!

Vanoss: Okay, don't shoot him! Don't shoot him!

Delirious: A-Alright, just so you know, the next time you get that wrong, we might kill you. We MIGHT.

Actor: M'name's Jeff!

Nogla: I hear a guy, I hear a guy!

Delirious: I'm restarting my recording... right now..

Actor: M'name's Jeff!

Arnold: Good evening, gentlemen.

Arnold: I need your boots, your clothes, and your motorcy-

Terroriser: FUCK!

Vanoss: Good day to you, sir.

Delirious: Good day to you, sir.

Vanoss: Alright, so, uh.. this is the job interview to become a superhero.

Delirious: My name is Berry Blue Balls.

Vanoss: Tell us a little bit about yourself, Blue Berry Balls.

Delirious: I'm blue!

Vanoss: I can see that!

Delirious: I make it rain! Rain is one of my special powers!

Vanoss: Alright, well, uh... is there anything else interesting about you, besides made up super powers?

Delirious: Uh...

Vanoss: So Blue Berry Balls, how is your strength? That's the most important thing.

Vanoss: We need strength for our superhero club!

Delirious: I'm VERY stro--

Marcel: Well, I'm not really strong. BUT, I have the power to phase through solid objects!

*Vanoss laughs*

Lui: My name's Lui, and I'm a monkey!

Lui: I play with fire, I like fire!

Lui: I have a Pokemon named Charmander!

Lui: I also collect Yu-Gi-Oh cards, and um...

Lui: Fire doesn't hurt me. I can throw fire, I like fire. Do you like fire?

Vanoss: Ehh... it's alright, it's alrigh- NEXT.

Mini: Am I late to my job interview?

Mini: Oh wait, is this for KFC? I mean, what's this job for? I think it's a job.

Vanoss: NEXT.

Vanoss: I have some notes on you, and it says you can make stuff spontaneously combust? Is that true?

Delirious: Yes! You see the train right he--

Vanoss: You're hired!

*Everyone saying fruits*

Vanoss: Alright, so, uh... I heard "Banana".

Ohm: Apple!

Vanoss: Alright, banana it is! Okay, okay!

Vanoss: ALLLLRIGHT, Lui!

Lui: Hi!

Vanoss: Welcome! Do you have any idea why I brought you here today?

Lui: To go on a romantic walk on the beach?

Vanoss: NO! That's... that's tomorrow.

Lui: Ohh.

Vanoss: Today, we have much more important business to take care of.

Lui: That's right! Let's get to it!

Lui: Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeiner!

Vanoss: That is NOT why I brought you here today!

Lui: What? I thought you wanted fun!

wait wut

Vanoss: The REAL reason why I brought you here today.. is to show you...

Vanoss: ...the ways to become...

Vanoss: ...the Magic Owl... or Monkey.

Lui: I can be Hoodini???

Vanoss: I've learned this shit in 'Nam.

Vanoss: Ready for this?

Lui: Ready!

Vanoss: In 3...

2...

1...

...Alakazam!

Lui: Whoa!

Hoodini: Yeah!

Lui: Okay... abra... kazam!

*Vanoss and Lui laughing*

Terroriser: Okay... *grunts*

Vanoss: *laughing* Terroriser: YOU DID IT AGAIN!!!

Nogla: What's going on? What do you wanna do?

Delirious: I wanna play, I wanna play today!

Nogla: Yaay, let's play then, yeah.

Delirious: Waah! Waah, I'm hungry, Daddy! Waah! Feed me!

Nogla: I'll get you something to drink!

Nogla: Ok, stay i-- stay in there!

Nogla: Look! Blueberry soda!

Delirious: Oh, blu--thank you, thank you, Daddy!

Delirious: Daddy, I'm still hungry! I'm still hungry!

Delirious: Waah! WAAAH!

Nogla: You loud bastard!

Delirious: WAAAH!

*Nogla and Delirious laughing*

Nogla:*singing* If I just lay here...

Delirious: Oh no, so sad... *Nogla singing*

Delirious: Noo, Baby-lirious!

*Delirious crying*

Delirious: Father, I found something.. *laughs*

Nogla: What'd ya find?

Delirious: I found a fork! I found a fork!

Delirious: I found a fork! Nogla: Oh, shit! Shit! Shit!

Delirious: I found a fork! Nogla: Stop! Before you go to it!

Delirious: No-no-no-no-no-no-no-

Delirious: NOOO-HOO-HA-HA-HA

Vanoss: Alright... what do you call a magic owl?

Vanoss: Hoo-dini!

*Rim shot* *laughter*

Delirious: I get it! I get it!

Vanoss: Thank you! Thank you!

Wildcat: The New Form of YouTube Entertainment!

Wildcat: Oh yeah, you like that sound, what about this one?

Vanoss: You wanna go? Huh? Wildcat: YEAH!

Vanoss: Oh you really wanna- you really wanna do this right now??

Vanoss: Listen to this!

Delirious: What the fuck?

Vanoss: We're gonna start a community channel of just.. sounds.

heuh heuh

Wildcat: Send your sounds into...

shittysoundchannel@gmail.com

Wildcat: ...and we will... possibly put you in our... this week's top 5 sounds.

Vanoss: Today's episode, we're gonna be opening a can of Bud Light™.

Vanoss: Thank you, subscribe for more.

Delirious: The hell's going o-- oh, there's a piggy!

Delirious: The... there's a...

YAHOO

*Laughter*

Wildcat: The trash can! The trash can left!

Wildcat: The trash can was here, and now he's gone!

Vanoss: Can we-- can I establish something? Why did Delirious yell "Yahoo!" when you killed him?

Vanoss: "YAHOO!"

Wildcat: "Yahoo!" Like fucking Mario!

Vanoss: Eyy, Panda, Panda, Panda..

YAHOO

Vanoss: ...explosives...

Delirious: Ohh, that's fucking... *gasp* Oh my god, you got the brand ne--

*EXPLOSION*

Delirious: What the fu-hu-uck? What the...?

Vanoss: "Oh my god, you got the brand new 'KAPOW!'"

Chilled: You gotta protect your city, I look upon [???] every night.

BatOwl: Hm.. yeah? Yeah?

Chilled: I see... the [???], in the middle of a forest, with his little dick pistol.

Delirious: Hey, don't look at me like that, man!

Chilled: It's a REALLY small pistol.

Delirious: Oh yeah? Well you've got a small... penis!

Chilled: Just lots of [???] so far.

BatOwl: Oh yeah? What about... what about the guy that's behind you??

Chilled: AHH

Delirious: Whoa!

BatOwl: This is MY city now!

BatOwl: Bow down to your new hero!

Delirious: You're the hero this land needs!

Vanoss: Come meet Spooderman, everybody! Spooderman is just trying to upload a video.

Chilled: He's got really shitty internet.

Delirious: "Trying to upload a video"?

Vanoss: Spooderman's office is just a complete mess.

Delirious: He's in one of these buildings! One of the houses!