Subtitles section Play video Print subtitles - I've always wanted to pee standing up. - I think this is going to be dumb. - I'm so excited. - Very annoying not being able to just pee standing up because I like efficiency. - I've wanted this my whole life. - If my boyfriend had to live one day with a vagina where he had to sit down, he wouldn't go anywhere. - I sort of pee standing up because you're in a squat position because you don't want to touch the toilet, but I don't need a workout when I'm peeing. - How many times have I been on a road trip where a guy friend has like pissed in a bottle, we have to hold it. - Pee standing up. Next thing you know, Lady President. - Oh, and this is the dick. - Where does my vagina go? - Really marketing because this says stand up and take control, which is something I'll say to myself from now on when I stand up and pee in the shower. - This is very like malleable. That's strange. - I don't want a dick, I can tell this right now. I don't want this. (laughing) - I'm going to pee with my fake dick now. - This is going to change my life I bet. - Hold on, I have to take everything off. - It's just not as instinctual as you think. Oh my pee hole is right here. I just don't know where the pee hole is really. - Guys, I can't pee. - Heyyyyyy. You guys I'm doing it. - I'm gonna get it started. - Okay, I'm not as dehydrated as I thought I was. - This is so gross and unnecessary. - Oh, that's how. - I'm just going to flush, so. - This was f***ing great. It really was. - I'm disappointed in myself that I f***ed it up so bad in the beginning, but once I got it going, I was very happy. - I hated it. - I also feel like there needed to be like an instructions manual. - I don't feel like a man. - I'm still confused as to why guys say they don't need toilet paper when they pee. There's still a little dribble that I had to like deal with around here. In no way would I have been comfortable just like tucking this back into my pants. - I couldn't pee at first because you're so Pavlovianly used to sitting when you pee. Like when I sit, that is pee time. So I had to sit for a second and then stand up and pee. - I kind of missed sitting down. I feel like there's this kind of peace that you have when you're sitting down and peeing. - Oh, I also realized I'm a little less like upset with guys when they pee on the toilet seat because I realized it is actually kind of a difficult thing. - The pee went everywhere. - I'm all about this. I think it's just fantastic. - Standing next to people, I feel like it would be a little weird. - We just wouldn't be able to pee. - I could pee in a urinal, no problem. - Why do boys do this? - Yeah, it's hard because I feel like I have to pee, but I can't get it all out because I'm being stared at. - I feel like there's a sense of community though right now. - You think about girls getting to become better friends in the bathroom, but I think it's boys. - They totally check each other out. - They have to. I'm so tempted right now. - Stop it. - I'm not looking, I'm just tempted. - Becky, don't look at me. - But I peed on myself first. Like life, first you pee on yourself and then you figure it out.
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