Name: Jimmy show 我的怪怪家人 (Hashtags: #MyFamilyIsWeird)
Uploaded: 2017-07-24T10:08:13.000Z
Duration: 3 min 31 s

Now I thought I'd share some of my favorite "My Family is Weird"

「我的怪怪家人」的故事，聽好了

等等，Horror (恐怖) 還是 whore (妓女)？

Cause I was with a rocky whore in the Navy.

因我在海軍時有一個 Rocky Hhore ( Rocky Horror 電影迷)

我不想這樣說，但那是 RockyHoare

She says...My mother orders frozen margaritas and then won't drink them becasue "they're too cold."

她說「我媽媽買了冰凍瑪格麗特雞尾酒但卻不喝，因為太冰了。」

「這些冰凍瑪格麗特太冰了！」

那就不要買冷凍的瑪格麗特酒吧

She says...My dad can never remember the name of the Minions from "Despicable Me." He's called them "The Dependables" "The Pinions" and "The Morons."

-她說「我爸爸總是不記得《神偷奶爸》裡小小兵的名字，會說成 The Dependables (可信奶爸)、The Pinions (小齒輪兵) 和 The Morons (低能兵)

「我愛死那些低能兵，他們很出色」

"Hullo." (即 Hello，英國多用)	-"Hullo, Jess."

她說「我小時候，爸爸會剪掉派對帽的頂尖，讓我們小孩不要戳對方眼睛」

Yeah. Turned them into horns.  - So maybe he was right.

對，可以做牛角 (亦指陰莖，為英文俚語)  - 他應該做對了

或者他應該有很多帽尖 ( point 亦指「帽尖」)

Save it, save it. Save your energy, guys.

這個是 @CptnSwan4TheWin (Captain Swan for the win 縮寫)

You almost run out of characters right there.

You can't tweet anything. - No more names.

She says...When my brother and I are away at college, my mom puts scarecrow versions of us at the dinner table to have as guests.

她說「當我和兄弟住進校園不在家時，媽媽會放像我們的稻草人到餐桌裝作客人」

Lookit -- there's the photo right there she sent in.

"Wonder if mom even knows we're not home anymore."

「媽媽該不會連我們不在家也沒察覺吧？」

She says... When I was little, my dad trained me to get him a beer when he barked like a seal.

她說「小時候，爸爸訓練我，當他學海豹叫時，我就要幫他拿啤酒。」

She says, "My grandma paid to have professional photos taken with one of her dolls and a stuffed monkey."

她說「我祖母僱用專業攝影...」

"My grandma paid to have professional photos taken

with one of her dolls 	and a stuffed monkey."

為她跟其中一隻洋娃娃和猴子布偶拍照

She says..."Instead of XOXOXOXO,my mom ends every email with MPMOMOMOM."

她說「我媽媽每封電郵都不用 "XOXOXOXO" (擁抱與親吻) 結尾，而用 "MOMOMOMOM" (媽媽媽媽媽)」

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