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  • -I thought I'd share some of my favorite

  • #textfail stories from you guys. Here we go.

  • This first one's from @memersvg.

  • She says...

  • [ Laughter and applause ]

  • This one's from @lisalou9399. She says...

  • [ Laughter and applause ]

  • Thanks a lot, Mom. -Wow.

  • -This one's from @shoholajc.

  • He says...

  • [ Laughter and applause ]

  • That's not worth it. Not even worth getting mad at.

  • -Didn't say "text me." Said "send me."

  • -This one's from @sdbalasundaram.

  • She says...

  • [ Laughter and applause ]

  • Late yate. -Late yate.

  • -This one is from @HannahEStrother.

  • She says...

  • [ Laughter and applause ] That's nice.

  • Appreciate that. [ Chuckles ]

  • -[ Laughs ]

  • -Oh, this one's good. This one's from @hannah pellicer.

  • She says...

  • It says...

  • As soon as you get to Alabama, uh

  • Uh, as soon as you get to Alabama, uh

  • As soon as you get to Alabama, uh

  • As soon as you get to Alabama, huh

  • As soon as you get to Alabama, uh

  • Go see Bananarama, mm

  • [ Laughter and applause ]

  • Go see Bananarama when I get...? Are they on tour?

  • -Rappers love Bananarama. -They're on tour, yeah.

  • This one's from @LindsaySwink. She says...

  • [ Laughter and applause ]

  • Oh, I didn't mean -- Just meet by the bathroom.

  • -Not in the bathroom. Oh.

  • -This last one is from the one and only Sheryl Crow.

  • -Oh. -She played the game.

  • [ Cheers and applause ] We love Sheryl Crow.

  • Thank you for playing. Sheryl, we love you.

  • Got a new record out, by the way.

  • Sheryl says...

  • Look at this, it says...

  • [ Laughter and applause ]

  • Don't call me that, Mom. There you have it.

  • Those are our "Tonight Show" hashtags.

  • To check out more of our favorites,

  • go to tonightshow.com/hashtags.

-I thought I'd share some of my favorite

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