Where you at?

Sal:

Let's take some photos.

-[ Laughter ] -Wow.

Is that what you think a photographer looks like?

[ Laughs ]

Hey. How are you? My name is Salvatore.

-Nice to meet you. -Nice to meet you.

Music choice -- Do you want me to play Psy, "Gangnam Style"?

Uh, well, I mean, are you good with no music,

or should I play, like, Psy's "Gangnam Style"?

-Okay.

-"I don't have any music."

Oh, I don't have any music.

-Oh. -Yeah.

[ Laughter ]

Here's what I want you to do.

"Subtly, give me the middle finger."

Just casually and subtly give the middle finger.

Okay. [ Laughs ]

♪♪

[ Laughter ]

Okay. Key word being "subtle."

Okay, I want to do it a little more subtle,

almost like you're sneaking it.

[ Laughter ]

That's it. Straight up. I can go [bleep] myself.

That's it.

-Ohh! -[ Laughs ]

Okay. Sal, on that cart

over there is a Nerf gun.

I want you to just fire shots at her

and take pictures of her

dodging the Nerf gun.

[ Laughter ]

♪♪

Q: She noticed it.

Okay.

Okay, watch out.

[ Laughter ]

Q: That looks like it'll hurt if it hits her!

Slowly raise it up

right at her.

-Okay. -Here it goes.

Okay.

[ Laughter ]

Okay.

Joe: Sal's laughing!

He's looking...

[ Laughs ]

[ Laughter ]

All right. That's good.

Q: Take two shots, look at the camera.

Oh, wow. That's really good. Okay.

"Oh, yeah. This dog's in heat."

[ Laughter ]

-And there it is! -Don't you dare!

Who's next? My turn?

Let me take a third...

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