What?

- Is it a cat? -Nope, guess again.

- Ahem, ahem. - Oh, a puppy?

No, It's a crab.

Oh my gosh. Where did you get him?

He was on sale at the supermarket.

Only $3.99 a pound.

He's so cute!

He's a good, little crabbie.

Oh, look at his little face.

What do you think of the name captain Craboo?

Wait dude. Don't you want to meet him?

The internet says you should pat its butt to be friends.

Here. Let me help you.

Nothing to be afraid of.

See? Gentle pats.

He needs to smell you so he can get used to your musk.

Oh, he likes you.

(snap! snap!)

(grunts) (both gasp)

(groans)

You okay? dude?

- Um, Let me get that for you... - Ah!

Oh, he's going. I got you.

Get him. He's going out the door.

Oh, missed him.

Your way, your way.

Ah, get a chair.

- Ow, ow, ow, ow. -I'll go get some tape.

Stay down. Stay, stay.

Uh, we only have plastic wrap.

Talk to me, dude.

(speaking gibberish)

Forget this. I'll take off the crab myself.

Ow!

Oh, you saucy Craboo.

Dude, I think we need help.

Okay, give me your phone. I'll take care of it.

Hurry.