Ever since I can remember,

I have made a conscious effort in my life to have a incredibly clean and healthy diet.

I am vegan and I tend not to eat too much gluten.

Eating food is equal to happiness,

so I really need to focus on eating what I like.

A lot of junk food, usually.

My mom was really into health,

and so it's something I grew up with.

I'm sure that when I start eating healthy,

it'll probably, you know, do something magical?

I mean if it doesn't,

I'm never gonna healthy, so.

I think for me it's gonna be hard mentally.

But physically it's gonna be harder for you.

So literally all my favorite food is there.

Okay, pizza.

Oh you put in parentheses,

"I can usually eat the whole pizza."

"No vegetables on it, hehehehe."

So I guess I'm eating a whole pizza.

Let's go.

So, breakfast smoothie. I like smoothies.

Blueberries, kale, banana, wheatgrass powder.

What's wheatgrass?

Wheatgrass is um,

it's a grass.

So I'm eating grass.

Yeah.

I think one out of 10,

I'll do maybe like eight.

I think I'm gonna do terrible.

So Saturday morning

I went to get the smoothie for my breakfast smoothie.

And then I got a wheatgrass shot

because they had it.

She's gonna have a wheatgrass shot and then you'll be like,

"I can take on the world."

Ugh.

It's like, not good at all.

It's like warm grass.

I did the whole Saturday morning cartoon thing in bed with my Reese's Puffs.

Just really, really sugary.

I don't know if I can eat a whole bowl of this.

But it's kind of good.

So it's 11:50,

and I finished the smoothie while I was driving,

and I am so hungry.

I'm used to very carb heavy breakfast.

So I was getting kinda hangry.

So I went to yoga Saturday afternoon.

I was really tired during class.

It's as if the sugar from the cereal just rushed to my brain.

And all I wanna do is go get a giant Green Juice

to (bleep) cleanse the sugar out of my system.

Sky is drinking something healthy.

Whatcha drinkin'?

I cheated, okay?

But after dinner I made up for it.

I ate a whole bunch of Doritos.

I'm gonna eat so many of these.

These are (bleep) amazing.

Wow.

Smoothie time.

Oh, it's good.

Oh, I thought it was gonna taste like really bad,

but it's really good.

I even went hiking with my dog,

and I was like feeling good.

I was like, "Yeah, I feel healthy and I have energy!"

The only sucky part was like after I came back home,

I was super hungry and, you know, and tired.

But I had to cook again.

I really failed.

I failed hard.

I'm just gonna admit it.

I should've been better.

I should've stuck to the experiment more.

But I felt the effects.

And, Sunday night dinner,

I went through the Burger King drive-thru.

You are the last person I would imagine to even accept this challenge

because of how often we discuss health

and how often I see you doing, like, pushups in our backyard.

Hi, can I have a small fries and a Coke?

Like I feel, if anyone saw me doing this,

it would just ruin my image.

French fries and ketchup,

I can dig that.

But I don't know, like,

I don't have a burning desire to eat the rest of this.

I'm not craving this.

I'm craving a Green Juice.

So, we eat the kelp noodles with pesto, salad, some kale.

I want other stuff.

I want, like, chicken wings.

And I want burgers, pizza, other stuff to go with it.

I would prefer it with just like normal noodles.

I think that would be really, really good.

But this is a healthy alternative.

I'm really glad I did this challenge.

It was a really, like I learned a lot.

I learned how to cook a little bit.

And I learned about a lot of other ingredients that I didn't know about.

Like, I've realized throughout this experience that the food that I eat is so much a part of my identity.

And not having it, I feel like I'm not myself.

Sweet Chili Doritos are the bomb.

That's all I'm gonna say about that.