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  • All right, fifth period, I think she has Mr. Hawkin's class.

  • So she's going to have to walk out through the third hallway.

  • (Selena Gomez, "Same Old Love")

  • Hey guys, it's Rachel and my baby cousin, Noah.

  • I'm 16.

  • So I did weird things girls do when they have a crush.

  • And I said if that got to 400,000 likes that I would do

  • Weird things that guys do when they have a crush.

  • But Isaac wasn't free to film half of those videos.

  • So I'm using this little guy for the first half.

  • Little guy.

  • Also, I'm currently having a giveaway

  • where I give away MacBook Air and a Hoverboard.

  • And the only rule to enter to win the MacBook Air

  • is to be subscribed.

  • And that's it.

  • Let's see if we can get this video to

  • 300,000 likes.

  • Let's do it.

  • And comment down below which one of these things

  • you've either seen people do or you do.

  • If you like Noah on my channel,

  • he's probably not going to be on it for, like, a very long time.

  • Because he lives on the other side of the country.

  • But he made a YouTube channel called

  • Vision Of Noah.

  • So I'm going to link that down below.

  • So if you guys want to see more of Noah,

  • you can just subscribe to him.

  • And if you want to follow him on Instagram,

  • his Instagram is Noah.Lemon.

  • Yeah, we have the same last name.

  • We're cousins.

  • Yeah.

  • Let's get on with the video.

  • Yeah.

  • I wonder if I should ask her how her parents' vacation went

  • in Oregon in 2013?

  • Or is that too obvious that I Facebook stalked her?

  • So are we still on for this weekend?

  • Wait, is she friends with Rachel?

  • Wait, hold up.

  • If I become friends with her, it could lead me to Rachel.

  • Hey.

  • Hey.

  • Didn't we take English last year together?

  • What year was the Constitution ratified?

  • She'll be impressed if I know the answer.

  • 1788.

  • Wait!

  • Who's this guy?

  • Why'd she take a picture with him?

  • She should be taking a picture with me, not him.

  • Let's see his profile.

  • Hmm.

  • Oh, a coming out story.

  • All right, we're good.

  • (MUSIC PLAYING)

  • All right, see you tameera.

  • Tomorrow.

  • Uh, Rachel, where's mom?

  • (ALARM BEEPING)

  • Rachel?

  • Who's Rachel?

  • I didn't say Rachel.

  • I said Megan.

  • Right?

  • (PHONE TEXT ALERT SOUND)

  • OK, now I need to work into the conversation

  • and find out if she has a boyfriend.

  • Did your boyfriend get you that phone?

  • (PHONE TEXT ALERT SOUND)

  • (HARP MUSIC PLAYING)

  • Ah, yes.

  • That means I have a chance with her.

  • This pic will definitely get me out of the friend zone.

  • (SHUTTER CLICKS)

  • Yeah, my favorite food is pierogies.

  • That's so funny.

  • That's my favorite food too.

  • Wow.

  • And divide it by 3.

  • Square root of 2

  • Rachel looks so pretty today.

  • (RECORD SCRATCHING)

  • Oh, shoot.

  • Hey, can I borrow your pencil?

  • Yeah.

  • Thank you.

  • Hey, can I borrow a pencil?

  • (laughter)

  • (clears throat)

  • Yeah.

  • Thanks.

  • Welcome.

  • Oh God, it's been, like, five minutes

  • and she hasn't responded.

  • Uh, uh-- sorry, that was my friend.

  • yeah, my friend.

  • Good save, Isaac, good save.

  • But what's up?

  • Yeah, that'll get her.

  • Hey, Noah.

  • Hi.

  • I hope you guys enjoyed this video.

  • If you didn't see my previous two videos,

  • click those down below.

  • And subscribe right over there if you're not subscribed already.

  • OK, I love you guys so much.

  • Bye!

All right, fifth period, I think she has Mr. Hawkin's class.

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