What the-- are you throwing hammers?

Who throws hammers as a weapon?

This is ridiculous. Lame.

-I regret nothing! [splash!]

-Oh, where's the princess?

-I don't know.

-Oh. Hey, where's the restroom?

I have to wee really bad.

-Bathrooms? Hmm...

you know, I don't think I've ever seen a bathroom in the Mushroom Kingdom.

-But there's plumbing everywhere.

Where does that pipe go?

-Nowhere, it's open on the other side.

See, check it out.

[beeping]

-Oh, I got to go so bad.

-Well, just go off a cliff. They're bottomless.

-Oh, great idea.

Oh...oh... [unzips]

Wahoo! Oh... [whirring]

Phew, better.

So, how's about a sink?

Anywhere to wash my hands?

-Oh, not so much.

-No sink?

So no one in the whole kingdom washes their hands?

-Why do you think we're all made of fungus?

I'm a small boy under all these layers of molds and spores.

-Eww.

And that's why I always wear gloves.

-You are never cooking another meal in this house again.

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