>> [LAUGH] >> Welcome to Los Angeles, where we have

>> [笑聲] >> 歡迎來到洛杉磯，在這裡我們有

beautiful weather, beautiful celebrities, and terrible bagels, I'm sorry.

宜人的氣候，漂亮的名人，以及難吃的貝果，不好意思

>> [LAUGH] >> Not gonna compete with you on that.

>> [笑聲] >> 關於貝果我們是不會和你們競爭的

One thing I love about New Yorkers is that you're very, very fashion savvy.

我喜愛紐約客的一件事就是你們非常非常的時尚

>> [LAUGH] >> I go to New York, and

>> [笑聲] >> 我去紐約時，

I always see people very, very well dressed walking around.

總是看到人們穿著十分得體的走動

Sometimes there's a naked person on the subway, but-

有時地鐵裡會有個裸體的人，但-

>> [LAUGH]

>> [笑聲]

>> For the most part, you're well dressed.

>> 大部分的人，你們都穿著講究

So today, I thought I would show you some new fashion trends that are out there,

所以今天，我想我要來和你們分享新的流行趨勢，

just in case.

說不定

You probably already have them, but- >> [LAUGH]

你已經擁有它們了，但- >> [笑聲]

>> Because you got your finger

>> 因為你們總是緊跟

on the pulse.

潮流

Okay, so I did some online shopping, and these are all real items that you can buy.

我在網路上面買了一些衣服，這些是你真的可以買到的商品

A lot of people are talking about these new jeans from Nordstrom.

許多人在討論這件 Nordstrom 的新款牛仔褲

They're called Barracuda Straight Leg Jeans.

它被稱作 Barracuda 直筒牛仔褲

>> [LAUGH] >> Have you seen,

>> [笑聲] >> 你看過嗎，

they're covered in fake mud?

上面覆蓋著假的泥巴？

>> [LAUGH] >> If you want to trick your spouse into

>> [笑聲] >> 假使你想騙過你的另一半

thinking you were doing yard work.

讓他以為你去院子裡工作了

>> [LAUGH] >> $425 they cost, so yep.

>> [笑聲] >> 這條褲子要賣 425 元美金，是的

And, I wonder if people buy these, and they get upset if they get them dirty?

我在想如果人們買了這款牛仔褲，當他們弄髒褲子時會生氣嗎？

Like, ugh. >> [LAUGH]

像，呃 >> [笑聲]

>> Damn it, I got real mud on my fake mud.

>>可惡，真的泥巴沾上我的假泥巴了啦

>> [LAUGH] >> Then,

>> [笑聲] >> 接著，

here's another style that they're selling.

這裡有另一個銷售款

These.

這個

>> [LAUGH] [APPLAUSE]

>> [笑聲] [鼓掌]

>> Yeah.

>> 是的

These are called, clear knee mom jeans.

這被稱為，秀出膝蓋媽媽牛仔褲

They put the "No" in Nordstrom, I think

原來 "No-rdstrom" 在暗示你「不要」穿

>> [LAUGH] >> The ad says,

>> [笑聲] >> 廣告上是這樣說的，

a slick, plastic panels bare your knees for futuristic feel.

光滑的塑料面板裸露膝蓋讓妳感受未來

>> [LAUGH] >> Honestly,

>> [笑聲] >> 說老實話，

that's not what I thought the future would feel like.

那不是我想像中的未來感

>> [LAUGH] >> Here's a shirt,

>> [笑聲] >> 這裡有件襯衫，

also, from Sandy Leeang.

也是出自 Sandy Leeang

This is the designer.

這是設計師

And, it's hard to see how pretty it is on there, but-

從螢幕上不容易看出衣服有多漂亮，但是-

>> [LAUGH]

>> [笑聲]

>> I guess, jeans have windows, and

>> 我想，如果牛仔褲有窗戶，那麼

shirts need curtains, so.

襯衫需要窗簾，所以

>> [LAUGH] >> This one has a little sleeve right here

>> [笑聲] >> 這件襯衣在那裡有個小袖子

in case you get chilly on that arm right there.

以防那隻手臂感到冷

>> [LAUGH] >> You know how sometimes you turn shirts

>> [笑聲] >> 你知道有時你會把襯衫

into dust cloths?

當作塵布？

This is the other way around.

這剛好是相反的

>> [LAUGH] >> This was a dust cloth that somebody

>> [笑聲] >> 這是塊塵布而某人

decided to make a shirt.

決定把它做成一件襯衫

>> [LAUGH] >> And finally, here's something.

>> [笑聲] >> 最後，這裡有個東西

This is from Urban Outfitters.

它是 Urban Outfitters 的

Here it is.

在這

>> [LAUGH]

>> [笑聲]

>> [APPLAUSE]

>> [鼓掌]

>> It's called,

>> 它叫做，

Out from under extreme crop tank top shrug.

超清涼極短無袖上衣

>> [LAUGH] >> The name is bigger than the outfit.

>> [笑聲] >> 它的名字都比那件衣服大

>> [LAUGH] >> This really is what it looks like.

>> [笑聲] >> 它真的就是長這樣

It's a tank top.

它是一件無袖上衣

It comes halfway down to your chest.

它只長及胸口

I've seen necklaces cover more.

我看過項鍊都比這衣服遮蓋得還多

>> [LAUGH] >> It's like a little hat for your bra.

>> [笑聲] >> 這是胸罩的小帽子

>> [LAUGH] >> If this is what people think they want,

>> [笑聲] >> 如果這是人們認為他們想要的

here I'm going to make it better.

那麼我可以做得更好

I have an idea.

我有個主意

>> [SOUND] >> I think this is good idea anyway,

>> [噪音] >> 我認為這是個好主意，

we'll see.

我們拭目以待

>> [LAUGH] >> Okay,

>> [笑聲] >> 好，

just-

只要-

>> [LAUGH]

>> [笑聲]

>> [APPLAUSE] >> They're straps.

>> [鼓掌] >>它們是帶子