>> [LAUGH] >> Welcome to Los Angeles, where we have

beautiful weather, beautiful celebrities, and terrible bagels, I'm sorry.

>> [LAUGH] >> Not gonna compete with you on that.

One thing I love about New Yorkers is that you're very, very fashion savvy.

>> [LAUGH] >> I go to New York, and

I always see people very, very well dressed walking around.

Sometimes there's a naked person on the subway, but-

>> [LAUGH]

>> For the most part, you're well dressed.

So today, I thought I would show you some new fashion trends that are out there,

just in case.

You probably already have them, but- >> [LAUGH]

>> Because you got your finger

on the pulse.

Okay, so I did some online shopping, and these are all real items that you can buy.

A lot of people are talking about these new jeans from Nordstrom.

They're called Barracuda Straight Leg Jeans.

>> [LAUGH] >> Have you seen,

they're covered in fake mud?

>> [LAUGH] >> If you want to trick your spouse into

thinking you were doing yard work.

>> [LAUGH] >> $425 they cost, so yep.

And, I wonder if people buy these, and they get upset if they get them dirty?

Like, ugh. >> [LAUGH]

>> Damn it, I got real mud on my fake mud.

>> [LAUGH] >> Then,

here's another style that they're selling.

These.

>> [LAUGH] [APPLAUSE]

>> Yeah.

These are called, clear knee mom jeans.

They put the "No" in Nordstrom, I think

>> [LAUGH] >> The ad says,

a slick, plastic panels bare your knees for futuristic feel.

>> [LAUGH] >> Honestly,

that's not what I thought the future would feel like.

>> [LAUGH] >> Here's a shirt,

also, from Sandy Leeang.

This is the designer.

And, it's hard to see how pretty it is on there, but-

>> [LAUGH]

>> I guess, jeans have windows, and

shirts need curtains, so.

>> [LAUGH] >> This one has a little sleeve right here

in case you get chilly on that arm right there.

>> [LAUGH] >> You know how sometimes you turn shirts

into dust cloths?

This is the other way around.

>> [LAUGH] >> This was a dust cloth that somebody

decided to make a shirt.

>> [LAUGH] >> And finally, here's something.

This is from Urban Outfitters.

Here it is.

>> [LAUGH]

>> [APPLAUSE]

>> It's called,

Out from under extreme crop tank top shrug.

>> [LAUGH] >> The name is bigger than the outfit.

>> [LAUGH] >> This really is what it looks like.

It's a tank top.

It comes halfway down to your chest.

I've seen necklaces cover more.

>> [LAUGH] >> It's like a little hat for your bra.

>> [LAUGH] >> If this is what people think they want,

here I'm going to make it better.

I have an idea.

>> [SOUND] >> I think this is good idea anyway,

we'll see.

>> [LAUGH] >> Okay,

just-

>> [LAUGH]

>> [APPLAUSE] >> They're straps.