(Anthony) You know what I'm sayin'? Like "whoo" "whoo"!

(Ian) SHUT UP!

-Milky milkshake! -Milky' milkshake.

Sorry, guys.

This song sucks.

Come back when you've got something that doesn't suck.

-Firetruck! -What did you say?

I said "firetruck".

You know, it's the polite way of saying f*ck in public.

(Ian) Starts with "F" and it ends with "uck".

-Firetruck. -Alright, come back in here.

I'll sign you guys... on one condition.

Here's the thing about saying firetruck

It starts F and it ends with UCK

So whenever you're in trouble or out of luck

You no longer have to exclaim "OH F*CK"

Hey look at that they just bleeped me

Instead say firetruck, it's so easy

And I'd like to take a moment

just sit right there

I'll tell you how you can say firetruck anywhere

Stub your toe, FIRETRUCK

Lose your cash, FIRETRUCK

You're naked and your parents come home,

FIRETRUCK

Fail your class, FIRETRUCK

Scratch your ass, FIRETRUCK

Clip your nails too short and it hurts,

FIRETRUCK

Crap your pants, FIRETRUCK

Bite your tongue, FIRETRUCK

No one shows up to your party, FIRETRUCK

Red Ring of Death, FIRETRUCK

Forget to breathe, FIRETRUCK

Found out your mom is your dad, FIRETRUCK

Say firetruck every chance you see

It's even more fun when it gets bleeped

Say it with me now,

don't make this suck

F****************UCK!

Whoa man, did you just say f*ck?

Naw man, I just said firetruck

But when you bleep it, it says f*ck.

Who cares man, we're sayin' firetruck!

Lose your teeth, FIRETRUCK

iPhone bill, FIRETRUCK

Jonas Brothers stuck in your head,

FIRETRUCK

Crash your car, FIRETRUCK

Into your dog, FIRETRUCK

Turns out your dog is your mom, FIRETRUCK-

Wait, so now my mom's a dog?

And your dad.

This is just getting ridiculous!

-You act like it's not normal. -It isn't normal!

It is in Canada.

(scoffs) So they have man-dog-women in Canada?

Yes.

Fail science, FIRETRUCK

Eat a pencil, FIRETRUCK

There's over 500 Pokemon?!

WHAT THE FIRETRUCK?!

Lose the game, FIRETRUCK

David Blaine, FIRETRUCK

-Get ran over by a... -What?

FIRETRUCK

So, yeah

Next time you wanna say the f-word...

just say firetruck!

It's more polite.

And if you didn't like this song...

go firetruck yourself!

Check out the new shirt and watch the bloopers on smosh.com!

Song now available on itunes! Whoop-dee-fricking-doo.

Thanks for subscribing!

And if you aren't gonna subscribe, firetruck you!

And your dog! Fricking ugly.

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