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  • (Jigglypuff) ♪ Jigglypuff, Jiggly-- ♪

  • (Ian) Shut up!

  • (Ash) I can't believe I'm finally a Pokémon trainer!

  • I'm gonna catch 'em all

  • and nothing is gonna stand in my way!

  • Hey, what the hell is this guy doing?

  • Oh, that guy? He's just waiting to fight ya!

  • What? I don't wanna fight him!

  • Well, do you wanna get past him?

  • Yeah.

  • Well, then you gotta fight him, ya stupid jackass.

  • God, none of you idiots know anything Pokémon!

  • ♪ (cheerful tune) ♪

  • Boo!

  • You looked at me funny! Let's battle!

  • ♪ (battle tune) ♪

  • Whoa, whoa, whoa! I don't wanna fight you!

  • Too bad, you walked in front of me! Let's battle!

  • ♪ (battle tune) ♪

  • No! I don't wanna fight anyone!

  • I'm just here to catch Pokémon!

  • (sighs)

  • Look man, I've been standing here for five weeks straight

  • waiting for somebody to walk by!

  • Do not take this moment from me!

  • Fine.

  • Let's battle!

  • ♪ (battle tune) ♪

  • I choose you, Pikachu!

  • Pikachu!

  • Heh! Is that all you've got? Go, Magikarp!

  • Karp? Karp?

  • All right, Magikarp, hit him with the splash attack!

  • Karp? Karp? Karp? Karp?

  • - Pika? - Karp?

  • Alright, Pikachu! Use scratch!

  • - Pika! - Kaaaarp!

  • All right, now use thundershock!

  • You can't go twice in a row!

  • You have to wait for me to choose what attack I wanna do next!

  • All you have is splash attack.

  • Hold on, I'm thinking!

  • Son of a bitch...

  • All right, Magikarp!

  • Hit him with the splash attack!

  • Karp? Karp?

  • Alright, Pikachu! Annihilate him with a thundershock!

  • Pikachuuuuuu!

  • You got lucky this time. Here's 20 poke-dollars.

  • Sweet!

  • Now that that's out of the way,

  • I can finally continue my quest to catch all...

  • ♪ (dramatic music) ♪

  • Fu--

  • (Ian) To see bloopers from this video and more,

  • click the link in the description below!

  • - Pika...chu! - (gunshot)

  • (Ian) Quick! Use subscribe attack by clicking the yellow button!

  • ♪ (light cheerful tune) ♪

  • Ah yes, this music brings back fond memories of my childhood.

  • I have a nostalgia boner right now.

(Jigglypuff) ♪ Jigglypuff, Jiggly-- ♪

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