My name is Andy Sacks. I recently graduated from Northwestern University.

And what are you doing here?

Well, I think I could do a good job as your assistant.

And...

I came to New York to be a journalist and sent letters out everywhere and then finally got a call from Elias Clarke and met with Sherry up at human resources.

And...

Basically it's this or Auto Universe.

So, you don't read Runway?

No..

And before today, you had never heard of me?

No.

And you have no style or sense of fashion.

Well, I think that depends on what you're...

No, no, that wasn't a question.

I was an editor in chief of the Daily Northwestern.

- I also won a national competition for college journalists with my series on the janitors union, which exposed the exploitation of the... - That's all.

Yeah, you know, okay, you're right.

I don't fit in here.

I'm not skinny or glamorous and I don't know that much about fashion, but I'm smart. I learn fast and I will work very hard...

Alright, I got the exclusive on the Cavalli for Gwyneth, but the problem is, with that huge feathered headdress it looks like she's walking the main stage at Golden Nugget.

Thank you for your time.

Who is that sad little person? Are we doing a before-and-after piece I don't know about?