>> HOW ARE YOU, DAVID?

>> David: LOOKING GOOD, DUDE.

>> SO ARE YOU.

>> David: YEAH?

>> WE HAVE A RATHER SIMILAR

COMPLEXION.

>> David: WE DO HAVE A SIMILAR

THING GOING ON HERE.

YOU'RE ABOUT 100 TIMES COOLER

BUT I'LL TAKE WHAT I CAN GET.

>> THAT'S VERY KIND.

>> David: YEAH.

>> DID WE HAVE A BIT OF HELP

WITH THE MAKEUP DEPARTMENT?

>> David: YEAH, I'VE BEEN HERE

SINCE 2:00 A.M.

>> THIS IS A BIT OF A TRUMP

THING WE'VE GOT GOING ON.

>> David: WE'RE LIKE IN A MIRROR

DOING THIS.

YOU GOT A BLUE COAT ON.

WHAT DO YOU THINK?

>> YOU'RE MISSING A POCKET

SQUARE.

>> David: YEAH, WELL, YOU'RE

FROM ENGLAND.

[ LAUGHTER ]

ISN'T THAT LIKE A LITTLE

DRESSIER OVER THERE?

>> A LITTLE MORE TASTEFUL IF

THAT'S WHAT YOU MEAN.

>> David: NO, NO.

I LOOK ALL RIGHT.

THIS IS THE BEST IT GETS, DUDE.

A SUIT ON.

YOU SHOULD SEE ME IN THE

DAYTIME, I'VE GOT TRUCKER HEAD,

I LOOK LIKE A MOR ERROR.

I THINK I MET YOU AT "SNATCH."

I DON'T THINK YOU REMEMBER THE

PREMIERE OF "SNATCH," THE MOVIE,

THERE'S AGO.

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

GOT ALL THE COOL DUDES IN IT.

BRAD.

WHO ELSE WAS IN IT?

OH, I WAS THERE.

OH, LOOK IT.

OH I WOULD GET BEAT UP QUICK IN

ENGLAND.

SPADE-Y OR LADY, LOOK AT THIS

GUY.

THAT WAS ME AT THE PREMIERE.

IS THAT HYSTERICAL?

I DIDN'T KNOW HOW I GOT INTO

THAT.

I DIDN'T KNOW YOU.

MAYBE I -- MAYBE I WAS FAMOUS

BACK THEN.

BUT WE -- I THOUGHT IT WAS A

GREAT MOVIE.

THAT WAS SUPER COOL.

IT WAS AT THE DGA.

REMEMBER THAT?

DIRECTORS GUILD.

HAVE YOU DONE THIS INTERVIEW

BEFORE?

[ LAUGHTER ]

>> KEEP GOING.

>> David: OKAY, KEEP GOING.

I HAVE BEEN TO ENGLAND ONCE.

FOR TWO DAYS.

I'LL TELL MY STORY FIRST.

[ LAUGHTER ]

I WENT TO ENGLAND.

THERE WAS A MOVIE CALLED "TOMMY

BOY."

IT WAS MY ONLY MOVIE THAT WENT

OVERSEAS.

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

ME AND THE OTHER GUY IN IT WENT

OVER THERE.

AND WE WERE ON "SATURDAY NIGHT

LIVE."

AND WE THOUGHT WE WERE SUPER

FAMOUS.

THIS IS TRAGIC.

SO HE GOES, DO YOU THINK

EVERYONE WILL KNOW US AND IT

WILL BE TOO WEIRD WITH TOO MANY

FANS?

I GO, I DON'T THINK SO.

BY THE WAY, WE WERE BARELY KNOWN

IN AMERICA.

SO I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE WERE

THINKING.

SO WE GOT ON A HAT AND GLASSES

AT THE DORCHESTER.

WE'RE WALKING AROUND TO MAKE

SURE WE WOULDN'T GET IN TROUBLE,

GET LIKE BEATLE MANIA OR

SOMETHING.

AND NOBODY CARED.

AND THEN THE HATS CAME OFF.

THEN THE GLASSES.

TRYING TO CONJURE UP SOME

ATTENTION.

AND THEN STILL NOTHING.

SO I THINK WE ATE AT PLANET

HOLLYWOOD.

[ LAUGHTER ]

I THINK -- ANYTHING, DESPERATELY

TRYING TO GET ATTENTION.

NOW YOU GO.

[ LAUGHTER ]

[ APPLAUSE ]

COME ON.

>> THAT'S A PRETTY TOUGH STORY

TO TRUMP, DAVID.

>> David: IT'S NOT THAT.

LET'S TALK ABOUT "KING ARTHUR"

THEN.

>> OKAY, CORRECT.

>> David: I SAW THE MOVIE

"ARTHUR," WILL THAT HELP ME AT

ALL?

[ LAUGHTER ]

NO, GO AHEAD.

>> SIMILAR, SIMILAR.

>> David: THIS IS "KING ARTHUR,"

YOUR VERSION, WHICH IS WAY

COOLER, MORE STYLIZED.

TELL US A LITTLE BIT ABOUT IT

FOR THOSE WHO DON'T KNOW.

>> KNIGHTS.

300 ELEPHANTS.

ENTERTAINMENT.

IT DOES HAVE A TOUCH OF THE OLD

"SNATCH-ESQUE" ABOUT IT.

I LIKE TO THINK OF IT AS A

REIMAGINING OF THE FAMOUS TALE.

AND HOPEFULLY I'VE MADE IT

ACCESSIBLE TO A CONTEMPORARY

AUDIENCE.

OTHER THAN THAT, DAVID, HELP ME

OUT.

>> David: NO, YOU'RE DOING

GREAT.

DAVID BECKHAM'S IN IT.

OH, CHARLIE HUNT, WHO WAS HERE

LAST NIGHT.

>> WERE YOU HERE FOR CHARLIE?

>> David: YEAH, I WATCHED LAST

NIGHT SO I COULD PREPARE FOR THE

DISASTER OF TONIGHT.

[ LAUGHTER ]

THEY TOLD ME THIS WON'T HELP

YOU, BUT JUST GO OUT THERE AND

WATCH.

CHARLIE WAS GREAT, SEEMS LIKE A

SUPER COOL DUDE.

DAVID BECKHAM WAS IN IT.

THEY HAVE A PICTURE OF DAVID

BECKHAM.

UGLIED HIM UP A BIT?

>> WE DID.

I DIDN'T WANT DAVID BECKHAM TO

BOUNCE YOU OUT OF THE MOVIE.

SO WE STUCK LOTS OF MAKEUP ON

HIM AND TRIED TO MESS HIM UP AS

MUCH AS WE CAN.

>> David: YEAH HE'S PLAYING

FRANKENSTEIN.

[ LAUGHTER ]

LOOK AT THAT.

>> YOU SAY THAT BUT MY FEMALE

ASSISTANT THAT WAS ON THE

RIGHT-HAND SIDE OF ME, I SAID,

DO YOU THINK ANYONE WILL

RECOGNIZE IT, RECOGNIZE HIM AS

DAVID BECKHAM?

SHE SAID, I DON'T KNOW BUT I'D

STILL GIVE HIM ONE.

[ LAUGHTER ]

>> David: DUDE.

IF I WAS WITH A GIRL SHE'D PUSH

ME IN A WOOD CHIPPER IF I WAS

WITH THAT GUY.

[ LAUGHTER ]

BY THE WAY, IT IS CINCO DE MAYO.

I DON'T KNOW IF YOU HAVE CINCO

DE MAYO --

>> I HAD A 30-SECOND BRIEFING ON

WHAT CINCO DE MAYO IS.

>> David: I DON'T REALLY KNOW

WHAT IT IS BUT WE DO IT EVERY

MAY 5th AND EVERYONE GETS DRUNK.

WE THOUGHT WE'D HAVE A LITTLE

CK DRINK AND A CINCO DE EE GUY-O

IF YOU DON'T MIND.

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

GEE

GUILLERMO, HERE HE COMES.

OH-OH.

OH, BOY.

♪

THAT'S HIS MUSIC.

OH, YOU GOT THAT?

>> Guillermo: HERE.

HERE, SIR.

>> THANK YOU VERY MUCH, SIR.

LOVELY.

>> Guillermo: WELCOME TO

AMERICA.

[ LAUGHTER ]

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

>> David: GUY RITCHIE!

"KING ARTHUR."