Wait I'm trying to figure out

等等我現在正在思考

if this glass if half empty of half full

這個玻璃杯到底是空的還是半滿

we have a bigger problems than a glass of water right now

我們現在有個比一杯水還嚴重的問題

I think I got it... just... just give me a minute

再..再給我一分鐘就好 我想我快好了...

your cities are flooding

你的城市正在被淹沒

Wait I'm almost there

等等 我快好了

yeah, definitely half full

嗯，這絕對是半滿

ahhh shit

啊啊...操

hehe, well there is at least two things that are half full right now

哈哈..至少現在有兩個半滿的東西._.

yeahhh....

痾...

Hey, do you remember the old days?

嘿，你還記得那些老時光嗎?

They were good days

那可真是美好

we totally kicked your ass in the war of independence

我們絕對可以在獨立戰爭的時候踢爆你的屁股

and you totally were the best swimmer

而你絕對是個最棒的游泳員

well.. okay yeah...

痾..好吧...

at least our leader didn't f*ck goats

至少我們的領導者不會去強暴山羊 (土耳其總理曾被一首詩說成會幹山羊)

what did you just say?

你剛剛說什麼?

I said at least our leader didn't f*ck goats

我說 至少我們的領導者不會強暴山羊

what happened to Greece?

希臘怎麼了?

I happened

我讓它發生的