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  • Carl: I'll get some, alright? Elliot: I'm coming with you.

  • Carl: No no wait wait. You can't see anything. There's a car coming, Elliot!

  • *Car horn*

  • The rain is horrible!

  • Soaking today.

  • But that's Wales for you. Guys, how's it going? Hope you're all good.

  • Last night at the Instagram Live. That was incredible!

  • Where I gave away the red iPhone.

  • That was awesome! Today, I am giving away the three iPads!

  • The gold one, the silver one and the iPad space grey.

  • *Stutters*

  • I'm giving them away!

  • And if you want one of those, you've got to: Make sure you guys like and Subscribe, turn notifications on,

  • Follow me on Instagram, follow me on Twitter at Ben Phillips UK.

  • We need to get 100,000 likes!

  • If we get 100,000 likes on this video, I'll get another two red iPhones.

  • That's the deal.

  • Shake my hand guys!

  • In fact, you could shake my hand by clicking the like button, right now.

  • Let's do it and comment below: #brofo #bae.

  • If you want me to shout you out at the end of video.

  • He's (Elliot) been out drinking all night.

  • He went out on a hen-do.

  • Look what I got!

  • Eyelashes.

  • Lip things.

  • Studs.

  • And I've got a wink. We're gonna turn Elliot into Sassy Giles!

  • Sorry bro!

  • *Ben laughs*

  • Carl: Oh, what a mess.

  • Carl: Oh it stinks so bad! *gags*

  • Ben: Carl, this is why I've gotta clean up, every day!

  • I'll go get the wig

  • *Ben sniggers* Carl: What the hell?

  • # Oh I wanna be with somebody.

  • # And when you like and subscribe to my channel.

  • # Oh and turn notifications on.

  • # Need somebody to comment #brofo!

  • Carl: Right. You just made it weirder, not gonna lie.

  • Ben: Okay, okay. *Carl laughs*

  • I have this stuff which is like, ultra superglue.

  • We'll basically put on the wig with his scalp.

  • This is like my superglue drawer.

  • Found this in here as well. (Oh look, it's Ben when he was younger!)

  • DON'T zoom in to it, you donk.

  • This- that is me back in the day, alright?

  • Carl: Screenshot that people.

  • Ben: Don't screenshot it. (Already done Ben. Sorry.)

  • (I think he's applying the glue to the wig, but I can't make it out.)

  • Ben: Keep his head up, keep his head up.

  • Got some glitter and some really strong nail varnish.

  • I'm basically gonna superglue *starts laughing* it on his face!

  • And I've also got lip-pump. That's the stuff that Kylie Jen uses.

  • *bursts out laughing*

  • Bro it smells like Aero mint. How cool is that? Carl: You're obsessed with that chocolate.

  • Send me Aero mint to this address right now.

  • This is that strong superglue stuff.

  • *Carl sniggers*

  • I couldn't open it, so I had to stick a screwdriver through the top.

  • *Carl sniggers again and soon Ben joins in laughing*

  • I'm close to giving Elliot mouth-to-mouth but I'm not.

  • *Ben and Carl laugh*

  • I'm about to put some glue around his eyes.

  • Carl: You've stuck his eyelid together Ben: Bro I've stuck his eyelid together

  • *Ben and Carl burst out laughing*

  • We gotta get outta here!

  • Screw the eyeshadow.

  • And that guys, is how you DIY your bro!

  • *Elliot wakes up finally, unaware of the "Makeover" he received.

  • *Takes a swig of beer*

  • *Carl laughs* He's awake! He's awake!

  • *still laughing*

  • *Elliot realises something's wrong.*

  • Elliot: BEEEEENNN!!!!

  • Ben: Oh jeepers! Jeepers Carl, watch out!

  • Ben: Oh, Elliot, calm-calm down.

  • Elliot: I look absolutely hidious!

  • JUST LOOK AT ME! *Ben laughing in the background*

  • I look like a messed up Lady Gaga on MDMA

  • Ben: For goodness sake your gonna hurt your scalp

  • Well guess what? I think I know what's on here. S-U-P-A-G-L-U-E.

  • It's S-U-P-E-R-

  • *Elliot retaliates against Ben*

  • People that look like this, Donald Trump, sends them away to Area 51. (LMAO!)

  • Trump! I'm coming for you next!

  • *Close your eyes for this bit*

  • I look great in it. *flips hair back*

  • Call me, "BAME-STATION!" Woo!

  • Call me on 07- *stops* NO!

  • Look beautiful don't he? That's in South Wales. Eat it. Ben: What do you mean, "Eat it"?

  • Elliot: What's the odds? Ben: 3,2,1,5. Yes!

  • What's the odds of Carl eating these? Carl and Elliot: 3,2,1,1! OH!

  • Elliot: What're you doing?

  • What is this gonna do for you?

  • This haircut, it's gonna be like yours.

  • GO! I'm not- Elliot I can't!

  • *Elliot screaming*

  • What?!

  • *sirens* That's the old vadge!

  • What? The Vadge

  • That's a women's...

  • I mean...cops. *Carl and Ben laugh once again*

  • Carl: I just don't think this is a good idea. Ben: It's not.

  • Elliot(I think): Suck!

  • *Elliot screams again like a girl*

  • TURN IT OFF CARL! *Carl and Ben kill themselves laughing again*

  • By the looks of it, it doesnt look like it's come off has it

  • Stupid idea!

  • We could suck the glitter off your face

  • Elliot, this is gonna hurt your lips! For goodness sake (Well, no sh*t.)

  • Elliot pull, Elliot pull off

  • I LOOK LIKE JIGGLYPUFF HAS JUST SPRINKLED CRAP ALL OVER MY FACE! (Lol.)

  • HE'S DONE A..."PST" ALL OVER ME!

  • You coulda killed me Ben! Suffocation. See when Suffocation reaches the heart...*weird sound* You're dead!

  • Ben: You can't go out looking like that! Elliot: Yes I can.

  • You know what I sometimes say Ben? Ben: What? Elliot: Why didn't she just swallow the pill?

  • Carl: There's a wanted poster for you in there if you walk in dressed like that!

  • No, there's a picture of me right there.

  • Carl: Elliot, stop using hair spray. You've gotta pay for it! This is embarrassing.

  • Carl: You're gonna be caught. Elliot, there's a security camera right there.

  • Carl: You're gonna be on, "This is haunted." Elliot: I'll tell them to stop recording. Carl: No, you can't tell them to stop recording. You're a wanted thief!

  • Carl: Paint strippers are a stupid idea. It's gonna rip your bloomin' hair out.

  • Elliot: But that's the point. Carl: Your whole head Elliot!

  • *A Tesco worker is trying to pull the wig off of Elliot's hair*

  • Elliot: You're pulling my scalp!

  • Carl: That's security Elliot!

  • (Best Tesco worker ever!)

  • *Elliot flips Carl off*

  • Carl: Sorry bro, he's a bit rude today. Elliot: You're just jealous because the woman in Tesco fancies me and not you.

  • Ben: What the heck just happened in there? *stutters*

  • Elliot: Well, I asked for advice on paint stripper and she decided to strip my scalp.

  • Listen. Ben: Whoa! Elliot: If you're watching, I'ma strip you. (I'll pass Elliot.)

  • Elliot: I mean... Ben: What do you mean strip them? You can't strip- Elliot: I mean...strip.

  • Ben: What do you mean, strip? Elliot: Ah, go away. *gives up*

  • *NOTIFICATION TIME*

  • I hate it when you buy them and they're faulty!

  • Ben: Elliot...it's child locked.

  • Ben: You're an absolute- what are you, 2?

  • Right. Ben: You don't tip- what're you doing?!

  • Elliot: I'm gonna put it on my face. Ben: No, you're not tipping over your face.

  • Ben: You've already screwed up my car by throwing wax all over the place! Elliot: You shouldn't have pranked me then.

  • *Both Ben and Elliot get into an argument*

  • Carl: Oh my goodness. *Elliot whimpering in the background*

  • Elliot: My eyes are burning. Carl: No wonder, you just poured white spirit over them. Elliot: NO SHIT SHERLOCK! Get some paper towels or somethin'!

  • Carl: Alright, I'll go to the store and get some. Elliot: I'm coming with you.

  • Carl: No no wait wait. You can't see anything. There's a car coming, Elliot!

  • OH SHIT!

Carl: I'll get some, alright? Elliot: I'm coming with you.

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