Yeah Charlie, you silly sleepy head, wake up!

Ugh, oh god you guys, this better be pretty freaking Important. So is the meadow on fire?

No Charlie, we found a map to candy mountain, candy mountain charlie

yeah, charlie, we’re going to candy mountain, come with us charlie

yeah charlie, it will be an adventure, we’re going on an adventure charlie

yeah, candy mountain, right, im just gonna u know, go bak to sleep now

no, charlie, u have to come with us to candy mountain

yeah charlie, candy mountain. its a land of sweets and joy and joyness

please stop bouncing on me

CANDY MOUNTAIN charliee

Yeah, candy mountain

alright fine, i'll go with you to candy mountain

Lalalaalaaaalalalaa

enough with the singing already

our first stop is over there charlie

oh god, what is that

its a leopleuradon charlie

a magincal leoplueradon

its gonna guide our way to candy mountain

alright guys, u do no theres no actuall candy mountain right?

shaun the non-beleiver

shun

shun

yeah

Raaaaawr!

it has spoken

it has told us the way

it didnt say anything

its just over this bridge charlie

this magical bridge of hope and wonder

Is anyone else like getting, covered in splinters?, seriously guys we shouldnt be on this thing

Charlie

Charlie

Charlie

Char

im rite here, wudda ya want

were on a bridge charlie

were here

Well what’ do ya know, there actually is a Candy Mountain.

candy mountain, candy mountain, you fill me with sweet sugary goodness

go inside the candy mountain cave charlie

yeah charlie, go inside the cave, magical wonders that behold when u enter

yeah, thanks but no thanks, i gonna stay out here

but you have to enter the candy mountain candy cave charlie

Oh, when you're down and looking for some cheering up,

Then just head right on up to the candy mountain cave.

When you get inside you'll find yourself a cheery land,

Such a happy and joyful and perky merryland.

They've got lollypops and gummy drop and candy things,

Oh so many things that will brighten up your day.

It's impossible to wear a frown in Candy Town,

It's the mecca of love the candy cave.

They've got jelly beans, and coconuts with little hats,

Candy rats, choco bats, it's a wonderland of sweets.

Ride the candy train to town and hear the candy band,

Candy bells, it's a treat as they march across the land.

Cheery ribbons stream across the sky into the ground,

Turn around, it astounds, it's the dancing candy tree.

In the candy cave imagination runs so free,

So now Charlie please will you go into the cave.

Alright Fine! I'll Go Into The Freaking Candy Cave! This’d Better Be Good

Yeeeeahhhh!

goodbye charlie

yeah goodbye charlie

goodbye? what?

Hey! What’s going on here!? hello?

who is that?

oh god, what happened.

Ahh they took my friggin kidney.