"Exasperated Sigh"

"That test was brutal"

"Must...rest...brain"

"Go away dog."

"No this is not a game."

"This is not what a game looks like."

"Uh, whatever"

"Bark"

"Dumb dog"

"I did not ask for this."

"These are unauthorised snuggles."

*CHIBI FACE*

"I didn't say to stop."

"If you tell anyone about this..."

"...I will shave your but." *NEW SHIP CANNON*

"Weiss wait!"

"Don't go on your exciting beach vacation without me!"

"Hmm, that's funny, I don't remember inviting you."

"Silly that's because we're BFFs."

"And as your BFF I just knew you'd want me to come along."

"RWBY we're not...ugh."

"Fine I suppose one more person won't ruin my vacation."

"Sun's out with his guns out."

"Beach volleyball champ coming through."

"Who brought the sun tan lotion?"

"I want all the fish."

"Nora's captain of the party boat."

"Arrgghh!"

"I don't understand your name is Neptune."

"NO WATER PLEASE NO WATER!!"

"You told them didn't you?"

"Ahhhaahh"

"I-uh may have mentioned it to a few select individuals."

"He-he"

"Woof"

"Ok I told everyone."

"Woof woof"

"Junior detectives" they've got badges to prove it.

"That's not fair."

"Last time you said I could be bad cop!"

"Look you're just a very good bad cop, ok I'm sorry."

"Really?"

"See, that's not bad cop material."

"Well, I'm sorry I have feelings."

"Bad cops don't have feelings."

"I'll show you."

"Grunting", you know the sort of grunting where you're fighting but not really hard, so it's clear neither of them are really in pain but they're not exactly playing nice either.

"Let's see here, Nora Valkyrie is it?"

"That's what they call me."

"All right Miss Valkyrie; now what would you say is your favourite breakfast foo-umf"

"WHERE WERE YOU ON MARCH FIRST?! WHERE WERE YOU ON THE NIGHT OF THE PANCAKE INCIDENT?!"

"YELLING ALREADY?! THAT'S WAY TOO SOON, YOU CALL YOURSELF A BAD COP?!"

"I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT!! I'LL NEVER TALK!!"

"WE HAVE AN EYE WITNESS LINKING YOU TO THE SCENE OF THE CRIME!!"

"Giggle"

"Ahh"

"Gaggh!"

Contented "Hmmmhhhhmmm"

A magnificient "Belch!"

"Sshhh, it's gonna be alright she can't hurt you anymore."

"Grrgghhh!"

"OH YEAH?!!"

"WELL WHERE WERE YOU ON THE NIGHT ON THE PANCAKE MASSACRE?!!"

"Uh, I don't have to tell you that."

"Dude this is super common, she's just trying to intimidate you, just answer her."

"No."

"Yeah see!"

"Wait, why don't you wanna say?"

"I don't wanna."

"He's sounding awfully guilty isn't he partner?"

"Yeah."

"He is."

"I was, I don't know, I was just out for a walk, jogging."

"I was jogging."

"Slowly."

"I guess that's walking."

"JUST TELL US WHERE YOU WERE!!"

"I WAS COMING BACK FROM DANCE CLASS!"

"AAHHH-HAH!"

"Ah, wait what?"

"AND THEN WHAT?!"

"AND THEN I ATE ALL THE PANCAKES!!"

"Nailed hiiimmm."

"Click here if you want to wear some stuff with us on it."

"and click here if you wanna watch some stuff with us on it."

"Cause you know...more us, duh."

"We're awesome."